Jump to content

DIOS MIO


Recommended Posts

88bw.jpg

 

We have three DoW's for you to chose from. Which one is your favorite?

 

[INSERT WITTY TITLE]
[INSERT FLAG]

So I was checking my pager and noticed that some reed-obsessed fool was making wild and untrue accusations about my supplier. This left me thinking: why exactly would they want to do such a thing? Looking deeper into this case, I noticed that my biggest FAN was being jumped by some vanilla midgets with little charisma and gimmicks. This made me sad, how else would the world be able to decide what was quality entertainment? Then it hit me, why should we tolerate this whole situation like they do up NORTH? No, we aren't going to take this so-called STAR from this so-called FEDERATION.

The only way to be able to show that we weren't going to take such lackluster performance, and thus, the only course of action was to RIOT! This is for the good of our SOCIETY.

Batter up, it's going to be a rough ride.

[INSERT SIGNATURES HERE]

 

 

- Franz

 

 

 

 

[10:29pm] BringMeTheHorizon: FHIC is supposedly writing me a witty DoW
[10:29pm] BringMeTheHorizon: !
[10:30pm] FHIC: Oh, !@#$, didn't see the "By 11"
[10:30pm] Franz: Heh.
[10:30pm] Franz: It's not too hard to write a DoW, just requires the need to be relevant to the target.
[10:31pm] Franz: You could do what I do and just write from the hip.
[10:31pm] BringMeTheHorizon: It's not for oldies!
[10:31pm] Franz: They are called the North Star Federation, they are probably !@#$%*^.
[10:32pm] Franz: Find a way to take the piss out of their name, colour team, government... and big up your allies / FAN.
[10:32pm] BringMeTheHorizon: Actually Franz, can I just quote you on that?
[10:32pm] Franz: Sure.
[10:32pm] BringMeTheHorizon: There's our DoW
[10:33pm] Franz: Might want to alter the "!@#$%*^" and "piss" to words which won't trigger the elawyers.
[10:33pm] BringMeTheHorizon: $%&@ em
[10:34pm] FHIC: They've really got a good motif going here. Flag looks like an !@#$%^&. Team is brown. "Star" in the name.

 

-Combined Effort

 

 

 

RIOT has noticed an increased amount of gunfire in the community lately, now this is normally not a cause of concern. RIOT is all about the shooting, generally speaking, but when it comes to this round, FAN getting in the fray changes things. So this time, we’re taking up arms in support.

So we’re taking to the hood of Bob, and declaring war on the Brown pantsed !@#$%*^ in NSF. The RIOT begins today, put on your brown- oh, you’re already wearing them. Good, that makes things easy.

In case you couldn’t understand, check your war screens, if you aren’t at war with someone from RIOT, good, you’re probably not in NSF, points to you.

 

 

Shave N Haircut

 

 

 

#2 Is my favorite! Which is yours?

 

 

 

/s/

 

el Presidente 

Edited by BringMeTheHorizon
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 136
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Terranova. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/10/2014 1:06:53 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/3/2014 9:25:26 AM
Desired Religion: Taoism
Desired Government: Revolutionary Government
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: None
Total Money: $3,236,232
Technology: 0.00 Levels
Last Bill Payment: 3/3/2014 9:25:26 AM
Trade Partners: fordlandia, Vengeful, Libertad
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Exilliumus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/10/2014 2:42:48 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/10/2014 2:42:51 AM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Federal Government
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 20%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: None
Total Money: $2,831,518
Technology: 175.00 Levels
Last Bill Payment: 3/10/2014 2:42:51 AM
Trade Partners: Plopistan, LahugRamos, Arstoria, Yorkshire, Oceti Sakowin
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 2, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 8, Intelligence XP: 2
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 40
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 50
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 15
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Battlestar Pegasus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/7/2014 3:59:21 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/7/2014 3:59:16 PM
Desired Religion: Buddhism
Desired Government: Capitalist
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 20%
Number of Spies: 50
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: None
Total Money: $182,964,322
Technology: 0.07 Levels
Last Bill Payment: 3/7/2014 3:59:16 PM
Trade Partners: Rememberence, Shizenland, Allia, wussys, Fidensgen
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 60
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 296
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 10
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

88bw.jpg

 

We have three DoW's for you to chose from. Which one is your favorite?

 

 

 

el Presidente 

 

 

1. Is that your new flag?  I was partial to the old one... ;)

 

2. Jesus is happy you are posting DoWs.

 

3. Enjoy the other side of Die Linke.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share


×
×
  • Create New...