Why's the cup gotta be half empty, man? Look at it this way:
You got blitzed by 100% of our active members and 100% of government. (200% of government if you consider the DoW co-signer has been absent from the game for nigh on three years now.)
Plus, it was a nice DoW, by today's standards. Not great, but.... nice enough. Not snarky, had an appropriately sized flag, a little graphic somethin' somethin' for all the visual learners out there, plus the added bonus of being largely grammatically correct for the masses yet still festooned with an Oxford comma because, hey, Auctor and Lex Quintus may still be out there and might just appreciate it. It's really the little things, if one is patient enough to look closely.