And away we go.
We haven't really thought this through. Haven't been paying attention.
Maybe it's because, when no one's looking, we routinely dress in Jimmy Page-style dragon and poppy suits:
And we ROCK that $#!%. Maybe it's because, when I was 50, I had a midlife crisis and bought a brand new '85 Pontiac Lex Quintus: She smelled like ass, but God how I loved her.
Maybe it's just because we met The Kashmir in war, realized how awesome they were, and for that reason alone, we have their ass now.
But who in the hell is our target? CLAWS ? Is CLAWS in this? I think I read somewhere they were.
Nah, it's not CLAWS -- that's @Randalla's outfit. We've had a soft spot for her since The Apparatus. Once you've seen her in the top hat, goggles and gear encrusted bustier, you don't get over it. We're not hitting that. (I mean, we'd TOTALLY hit that -- what I'm saying is, we won't DoW that.). Hope this doesn't make @White Chocolate too jealous. We got a thing for you, too. LEGION?
Nah -- been there, done that. For the record, we didn't find them to be LOLegion at all. The one's we fought fought well. But we have that tee-shirt.
LoSS?For God's sake no -- they're treaty partners for cryin' out loud! We're assES, not ass#*!#$!
FREEHOLD OF THE WOLVES
Don't really know you. Never fought you. Never seen you in a bustier, top hat and goggles. Looks like it's you.
Now, @Canik, I would LOVE to leave you with a threat like "You have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve!"
But, by now you may (or may not) have noticed our "blitz," and realize that, at best, you've somewhat poked a comatose midget. Which yields a lot better results on Pornhub.com than it does here on the CN Forums.
Nevertheless, you are on the CN forums, not Pornhub (or at least on separate tabs), and this is what you get: bull$#!% principle instead of effectiveness.
But you know, like I alluded to, almost every ally we've ever had started with a war. Maybe this is the start of something beautiful.
Until then, we'll see you out there.
TL;DR: No. I will not pander to your microscopic millennial attention span. Read the whole thing. And put on a tie when you interview, for $#!%'s sake.