Jazzy95

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Whoops, this was started before NG was sanctioned so I just hadn't added that in yet. Updated, sorry VE 💚

Today I'm excited to announce an up-to-date AND interactive treaty web, https://treatyweb.claws.rocks/! It's still a work in progress (have fun mobile users) but it's at a point where I think most people will find it helpful. Levon of GATO has even gone through the effort to manually untangle the web: I'll add a legend to the site soon, but for now: Solid lines -> M-level defense Dotted Lines -> O-level defense Colored Line -> Blocs Arrow Lines -> Protectorates If you notice issues with the data or the site itself, please let me know!

Introduction In the future, there is only war... Peace CLAWS and Ordo Cyberneticus previously considered each other heretical. We no longer believe that and agree not to fight each other. Optional Defence If a heretic attacks one of us, the other may come to the defence of the one attacked and vice versa. This is not required. It’s a dark world - Master of Planet Bob, grant us strength. Optional Aid In case of attack upon one of us, the other may choose to send aid to the one attacked and vice versa. This is not required. Senate Coordination We agree to coordinate our senate votes for black team senators chosen by CLAWS, and the leader of Ordo Cyberneticus will be invited to black team senate discussions. Cancellation If either of us finds the other corrupted by Chaos, our agreement may be ended after having given 48 hours notice, or as otherwise agreed. Signed for CLAWS, Co-Leaders: Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs: Magical Muslim Signed for Ordo Cyberneticus, Martialis - Lord High Admiral Caesar III - High Cybernetic Consilium

Was FTW always a Big Lebowski fan club?

Iirc "peak traffic" also refers to all of automatic processes the game servers run at update (handling expiring wars/aid, inactive nations, etc).

Who leaked my diet to NG

This is so low effort it’s impossible not to love 💕

I have to agree with Jerdge's comment from another post, the new aggressive approach you're taking isn't working. You used OOC information in an IC forum. You could have easily made the meme using "LH" instead of [OOC name] but you purposefully wanted to make it more personal. As far as Luc, CLAWS punished the leader of an alliance after they participated in attempting to set up a spy ring. On the other hand, three members of NG leadership are lining their own pockets by saving about $90,000,000 on tech EACH.

So just to quickly recap: NG supports bringing back more substantial, punitive war reps NG considered forced disbandment NG gov supports using OOC info in IC attacks

Boog's implosion means the web is still ending this week cleaner than it started... for the first time in years 😃 Congrats on the signing, this felt overdue

It's good to know that when members of CLAWS travel, they'll always have a second home in your head. Never change 🥰 As for OC, pray that you can keep up with Lyanna's tech program, they really seem to have mastered a system over in NG.

Great people, great treaty, what's not to like?

Since the early days of CLAWS, we've relied on our bot, Lord Hershey, to provide us with help and guidance. With its namesake returning to CN, it was inevitable that we would ask... First, have a section where the alliances involved make it clear that they are two alliances. Also state that the two alliances will not fight each other. You can call it Article One and/or Peace and Sovereignty For instance, Second, figure out what type of defense treaty you want and then make that Article Two and/or Defense. For instance, if you decide to have an Optional Defense Treaty (ODP) write it something like this: The 'may' in the above line means that the parties can choose to defend each other, but are not required to do so by the treaty. Third, figure out if you want to also add an Article regarding Aggression - which means that the leadership of the two alliances agree to attack another alliance together. This is usually 'optional' and so for this example, it will also be optional. This will be Article Three. Finally, end the treaty with a cancellation clause. These clauses are usually listed between 24 to 72 hours warning. For example, At the end of the treaty, the government officials of each alliance add their signatures. This is not required, however it is common at this point to do a "too long, didn't read" note at the end. In the above example it would be as follows:

I believe this is where my puppet masters would say "More blood for the Blood God!" So that.