SirWilliam Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Kashmir is a very secretive alliance, an elite clan of warriors residing in the subtropical southern wastes that few dare to even contemplate visiting. But once you get used to the weather, you will find out these little known facts: Attitude. The membership composition of Kashmir and the collective atmosphere of the Kush Order is like that of a professional military, very polite and humble but ready to knock you down in a seconds time. We drink liquor, we argue about politics, we get into fights, but when its time to get business done we put the jackboots on and get to work. Organization. Kashmir is the definition of Organized. Like a living body in which the labor of the nation-rulers is the life-blood, there are pairs of individual jobs that allows every person to contribute. Members are all organized into military units where the Rock Gods can keep an eye for any discrepencies. That leads to: Led Zeppelin theme. Think about this for a second. Wouldn't it be cool to be part of a Led Zeppelin themed alliance? Wouldn't that be a nice change from your 9 to 5 arrangement? Although the Rock Gods don't watch us while we sleep (or do they?), Kashmir has an excellent, old school CNRP mentality when its time to go to work and throwing yourself into being a true \m/ember can be very rewarding. Technology. Kashmir has a thriving command economy in which tech dealers and tech buyers are instantly linked for deals by a computer system, and rates are according to market optimization, paying sellers the highest rate that allows for demand to be met. Tech buyers benefit from always available and ethical non-multi tech while sellers in Kashmir benefit from higher compensation than found in the unethical regions. The alliance as a whole benefits from resources going to the right places at the right time. Milcom. Kashmir has an elaborate and well staffed milcom section where each squad leader has a small part in the overall structure. There is no room for ego here, and rank is respected. With the tools at our fingertips we are able to process information ranging from incoming or historic threat data to member deficiencies. In this respect Kashmir Hangman is more like an intelligence shop than your average CN milcom's "attack this dude" process. Jack Layton and Margrave. The Rock Gods have ordained its two most recent disciples. War Jesus runs the Hangman's noose once again with Jack Layton's ascension and Margrave joins Master Haiku in holy Pipership. I am Kashmir, see my swag and behold my indifference. cnkashmir.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I am sold on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Damn that was a good read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 This is pretty sweet. Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Please let this be the thing we do this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Really lacking from a lack of Franz aren't you guys? Either way, well done guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 What is this about? Is it a recruitment thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I don't know but it sure makes me want to join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Dat kush tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 KashmirO more like KashmirDOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Preity Zinta and Hritik Roshan... heartthrob for subcontinental girls <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 KashmirO more like KashmirDOPE! I saw what was done there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Did Kashmir sign a treaty with itself? I'm confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conistonslim Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Did Kashmir sign a treaty with itself? I'm confused I think this is Sir William poking fun at Tywin Lannister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I should join Kashmir. Pretty cool people. Wait. Wow, that was super effective. 10/10 IGN. Also, grats Jack and Margrave (who gets autocorrected to Margaret). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I don't know what i read but i do not regret reading it. 10/10 am reading again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 NpO IS MORE DOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 the fuck am I doing. Why am I not in kashmir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 o/ Kushmir and congrats to Jack Layton and Margrave and let the nonlulzist tremble in fear of the Kashmiri Elephant! :frantic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Oh you been flyin, ain't no denyin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 That Indian chick is about to french kiss that bird. That's some devotion to the cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 That Indian chick is about to french kiss that bird. That's some devotion to the cause. Her name is Preity Zinta... ain't she pretty :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 My thanks to the people who have given their congratulations to myself and Jack. As the new Co Piper to Kashmir, I promise to help usher in a new Era of prosperity and transparency for Kashmir. o/ Kashmir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 brb joining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) "Greasy slicked down body, groovy leather trim. I like the way ya hold the road. Mama, it ain't no sin." -WFF ambassador, diary accounts of first meeting Kashmir Edited February 21, 2015 by Nord Belka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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