Jump to content

Lord Hitchcock

Members
  • Content Count

    3,743
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Lord Hitchcock

  1. Lord Hitchcock

    TIE Declaration of Sadness

    It’s okay Lucious- I recall a similar time BANNED thought he was going to get rolled by all Oculus and he left his friends (in the middle of a war) and ran to Umbrella for safety. Looking at our own situation- one where our slots are plugged and my former m inc members and I had nothing to do with the it. We find ourselves in the exact same shoes as Banned- and we instead felt the need to stick it out and support our friends... hopefully GK has learned with friends like Banned, you don’t need enemies. But on a lighter note- now that Banned appears to be active again, maybe he has time to finally respond to this message: It was innocent enough- just some simple questioning on why he wanted to hit Polar: LOLz at the other side of the coalition of 25 million to 1 million NS- I am reminded of Banned’s history and I get a good chuckle of who we’re really dealing with.
  2. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    That’s one more than you’ve got
  3. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    Well if we’re going to be that brazen, then I want all of my nudes sent back to me. I know Franz has them on the refrigerator and they look a lot like this:
  4. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    There will be no comparison- we plan to draw this out much longer than you anticipate and fight this with lingering attrition and trolling. You made your bed and now you’re gonna sleep in it. We fully expect to get the !@#$ kicked out of us- and that’s fine, we’ll take our licks
  5. Lord Hitchcock

    Peace After 924 Days Of War

    I am very proud of the way the kaskus-SPTR-new fought resiliently- my personal opinion is that you guys are the best brawlers on Planet Bob
  6. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    I think the point of GKs comment was how quick FTW is to bandwagon easy wars and how quick they are to avoid others. Noteably with NG, that’d been much tougher than when they covered a war like Mongols, when they weren’t even needed. This is a great perspective- one I never thought one would consider and touché, you’re probably right.
  7. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    Did you just assume his gender? ... and you're preaching to us about your negative experiences? Unbelievable
  8. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    FTW robbed the cradle on this one
  9. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    Nobody believes that it was a single insult. Back to the drawing board, eh? Good luck adding on to your origional CB in an attempt to justify your actions and retain even an ounce of whatever reputation you had left. To put this in perspective Unknown Smurf’s Casus Belli’s held more transparency and integrity than yours- and he made his it up using a word pad, five-year-old logs, and microsoft paint!
  10. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    I don’t know where you are getting this ‘burn for cowardice’ quote from and I have reread my above statements.
  11. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    Here is NEW entering for their allies And here is Canik band wagoning on NEWs ally, Mongols. Who was already at war with all of Oculus
  12. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    You’ve got to be kidding... they burned and Canik shrugged them off as not having contact with FTW in years and then piggy backed with Oculus on NEWs friends. He defended his stance claiming that NEW was [all multis] but that went out the window when genuine NEW members were pissed that Canik shafted them. sure, I’ll send you the link
  13. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    We strive on a daily basis to be the next Guinness
  14. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    I agree with this 100%... believe me, I’ve been doing it before it was even a trend. The positive note is that I received a notification that I was at war and reminded myself that I went beyond the 24 day mark and that it was time to collect taxes and pay bills. Being old and retired- I am somewhat forgetful. The only complaint on the matter is an insult to our intelligence- a flimsy screenshot Canik managed to muster up and put a creative tail of mischievousness onto- and then develops it into some type of a sick story line for emotionally abusing his alliance mates who couldn’t take a hint. Perhaps we are complaining, but not about the CB- more about how right we were all along- and how god damn smart we are for understanding why Canik was labeled a screw job and brushed off in the clearest fashion.
  15. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    Um... your diplomats have already expressed their brazen treatement directly in this thread. Now my turn, please explain WAPA- which you consider a ‘lie and a spin’- so that I can match it up with my notes. Let’s see how truthful you really are...
  16. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    None of that is a lie. I don’t know what conspiracy driven parallel universe you reside from- but facts are facts. Yes Canik, that’s your entire existence in a nut shell. Just a heavy breathing weasel sneaking around the playground telling on everybody-and then acting flabugasted when we tell you off. We disagreed with your (lack of) handling of junka’s incident, your piggy backing on kashmir, how you attempted to strong arm a micro (which is well documented), I personally disagreed when you booted m inc off the white senate with no inclusion (after our senator was the only one to give a damn enough to vote) and how you failed to honor your MDP with NEW, I disagreed when you downgraded the original iSX treaty because ‘everyone else was doing it’ (a common theme with you) even though you knew crystal clear what you signed up for and now I am quite amused that they signed up with you again, not learning the first time. So when you approach us- a micro- with absolutely no reason except to find trouble, we certainly attempted to clue you in that your sniffling presence isn’t welcomed.
  17. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    The illustration is simple- when Canik comes over to Cobra’s house and he is told to piss off... that doesn’t mean send more goober diplomats over expecting a different response. Our buisness was not their business and it did not pertain to them. Canik antagonized the situation by continuing to approach us when the message was quite clear.
  18. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    That should’ve warranted a three alliance coalition- but instead you did the bare minimum to save face. This is the same person who supported Bringmethehorizon’s raids, his initial demand for 5000 tech in reparations, and who would have kicked WAPA off white for defending themselves- hadn’t it of been for Auctor lobbying against it. You rightfully deserve the ‘lick my sac’ comments.
  19. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    It’s nothing out of the norm and Canik does this sort of thing for amusement.
  20. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    Once the wars had kicked off, I asked Canik what the CB was specifically- and if we were in the wrong, we would genuinely address it. His smoking gun was a screenshot, produced in an open chat of a Cobra ally ( I believe Kashmir), where Canik was a guest, and storming in over a fair raid - and GK politely asked Canik to lick his sac’. Having been a diplomat for many years and with the understanding that most who read this have some form of government experience themselves; constructive criticism is part of the job and it is quite common to troll and flame in open chat, along with cat memes, a Franz-terminator frisk, and if we’re really lucky- even a pleb bot. This has been universally recognized as acceptable- had the interaction taken place in a private conversation, I could see how that would have played out on a more personal level.  What I cannot see- and am somewhat disappointed, is how Canik has the audacity to compare the sac licking incident with Junka’s insults towards Terminators wife. Even more grotesque, is that Caniks 3 inch willy felt the need to politicize that unfortunate event for his own PR gain, which is quite to the contrary considering COBRA attacked Junka while Canik sat idle- it’s when Canik believes the relationship soured between FTW and Cobra- and he’s probably onto something.
  21. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    The rest of M Inc's tentacle porn was surrendered to the Monster Mash Coalition years ago
  22. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    No-no. I insist that we attempt to make this right before calling in the big guns of diplomacy like, yours truly. In the past few hours, the greatest minds in the Cobra leadership, and with the biggest hearts, have been reviewing the material. We have come to the conclusion that it is necessary on our end to launch a C.O.B.R.A.4Canik Campaign. Which stands for Countering Offensive Bullying Right Away, and then the number 4 which stands for for, and then Canik's stupid name. I respect Canik, he has endured many years in RONs presence- and turned the other way when Caustic lashed out unapologetically at him- But when it comes to the language, heavy drinking, and recreational drug use of our great leader- we simply crossed the line of which a three alliance coalition was completely necessary. "Right is Might"... and we will make sure we correct our evil ways.
  23. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    You were the Greatest sheep !@#$% of all time. Indeed, our leader may have said some hurtful feelings towards Canik. We are reviewing the material with the utmost seriousness and plan to address it soon with engaged sincerity.
  24. Lord Hitchcock

    Joint Declaration FTW

    This war coalition of iSX and Claws- many of whom were ex-DK, makes me chuckle... oh and Canik
  25. I'd like to propose the idea of capping alliances to 12 members. I have played many rounds of TE and every round it continues to skew upward. With regular alliances like misfits, the pheonix cobras, TE police, citidal, NDO, krabs, TDO, avengers, now obsoluete (without really a replacement). and it's really made the landscape bare. By capping membership, it would split up a lot of these alliances and make them more prone to war. Even if they decide to 'tie up' like alliance #1 and alliance #2, it would still make for offensive war declarations to be a marker which has always been the sort of 'gentleman agreement' TE uses to maintain the few remaining members that are left. This proposal would force alliances to be more personable among its members, make closer friends, increases player retention, and creates more activity by preventing nations to sit relatively untouched in the few big whales. The threat of these 'big whales' now-a-days is that they need their fix too. It's a real threat to the few alliances left, for example this current round, if AW and D1 wanted to be asshats they could end the round pretty fast.
×