For far too long a tumor has grown on the Order of the Paradox AA. It was harmless like a boil, but getting bigger and bigger all of the time. This hideous growth grew right there on the face of our alliance, taking a TOP 5 slot on our membership listing, yet we resisted the idea of lancing this boil. We convinced ourselves that it was actually fashionable and made us look good, but deep down we knew that it was nothing more than a blight to our appearance.
Like a wart on a finger, we have no solid clue as to where he came from, or why he is here. Our attempts to reason with him and get him to participate with our alliance were met with nothing but silence. Countless wars were fought by Paradoxia, and yet the moment trouble started to brew he would escape into peace mode and avoid any conflict. And yet, we apathetically gave him our protection, not really seeing the harm in keeping him around.
But no more.
As such, it is my sadistic pleasure to announce that Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli is no longer protected by TOP or any of our allies. This coward has not felt the warm embrace of a line of the open arms of a foreign army. His people have not endured a night in an air-raid shelter as enemy bombers flew over head. His soil has not be exposed to the beautiful glow of 15 Megatons of nuclear energy. He has 19,000 tech for the taking to those of you who can get to him first. He will remain on the AA until someone has declared a war on him, so as to avoid letting him slip into protection elsewhere.
Thank you, and happy hunting.