The Templar Knights have long stood in opposition to the one true God. They hoist up their debauchery with no shame. They worship false gods. They sacrifice and use children in the most retched ways. They spread their gospel by way of resource trading. This needs to be stopped. Stand with me and against their circles of resources that only serve their vile ways.
Repent! Learn from your misdeeds TTK and worship our Creator, Kevin. The one who gives us all breath and life. The one who gives us relationships with others that bare resources and so much more.
Learn to venerate Kevin the way I do. As the shoreline recedes, as the wasteland grows and slowly the world disintegrates. Let us remember the days of intense conflict. Not only the unjust pathways, but also those of, shall we say, bi-polar origins. Those days when we could huddle in our groups and be approached by lower level diplomatic "friends" to share news of cowardice, that all their piggies had run off leaving just a single Baron to tell us. The days when we could see the long, uneven, barely audible noise of the Derp Missile.
I can still hear it fart on by, as I kneel to pay my respects to Creator Kevin.