The Randomly Insane Treaty of Mutual Knighthood OR "Yet more paper..." The alliances the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and The Templar Knights (TTK) hereby declare that since we have known each other forever… that will officially continue. (Because this is official…) Article the First If our names are on this treaty we are saying that won’t fight (unless we’re wrestling), spy (unless we’re playing CLUE), or do any other super negative thing that friendly allied alliances don’t do. If this happens, the signatories shall see who has the most nukes and rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to decide the fate of the world. Article the Second Since our names are on the treaty, we are agreeing to share any information we want because we can. Namely, when someone is whisper gossiping, we’re going to pass it along because we’re like that. Article the Third Having said all that, we are all in if someone (other than the parties a heretofore mentioned) picks a fight, we got their backs. Article the Fourth And if one of us decides we want to go out and rough some other people up, we’ll check to see if the other wants to go as a spotter, or if they want to throw punches too… so the option to tag along and ride shotgun is open and available. Article the Fifth We generally take care of the other like siblings. So most of the time if either needs help with band-aids or money… we’ll pass some along. But being like siblings, sometimes we’ll just say to suck it up. Article the Sixth Since we each have guest keys to each other's residences, we need to make sure we leave a good 72 hours notice if we want our keys back, even if you already made extra copies… Affirmed, this day as posted, RIA Government
Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
Cactimus Prime Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge.
Gigantuar Croix, bullied into gov by bRIAn
Funktuar bRIAn, bullied croix into gov
The Templar Knights
Merick – Grand Master
Rustikus – Marshal of Defense
Riker – Marshal of Foreign Affairs
Mandystalin – Marshal of Members
Double B – Marshal of Recruitment
Konstantine – Elder Council Sergeant At Arms
King Irwin – Elder Council
The Slam Anderson – Elder Council