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  1. yeah baby make them glow! MARA 0/
  2. FTW: DM, how much damage did it do to my companion? DM: 1. Argent: Only? I thought it took a few swings? DM: It tried. It has a -3 attack and no weapons proficiency. Only one hit actually landed. CLAWS: Maybe we can befriend it. Is it cute? DM: It had a charisma of 6. It's pretty ugly. CLAWS: Nevermind. Let's kill it FTW: No, let's just teach it a lesson and let it go. Legion: Do you think it'll learn? FTW: I'm feeling generous. I hit the goblin with the flat side of my blade and say, "I'm feeling nice, so don't come back, okay?" DM: The goblin's constitution is pretty weak, and it squeals and nods, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," sobbing, and runs off. FTW: OK, we're done here. Let's go. DM: A few minutes later, the goblin returns with two snarling friends. FTW: I thought we had an agreement? DM: They don't understand. Argent: I cast tongues and explain that we don't want to hurt them. DM: They don't understand. Argent: Why not? DM: -5 Intelligence modifier. GATO: But I've never met creatures with so many negative modifiers... Maybe we don't have to... DM: Too bad. They rolled a 6 Wisdom check and decided to attack. Legion: How are you rolling so poorly? DM: I didn't. I rolled an 11. They have -5 wisdom. Anyway, in spite of your forgiveness and attempt to let them go unharmed, they charge blindly at FTW. Roll For Initiative
  3. I knew you'd come back for more spankings.😉
  4. CLAWS-Argent MDoAP Dragon’s Claw Preamble: Things. Article I: In its Grasp Argent and CLAWS agree to play a game together. Both alliances shall respect the cards in each other’s hand, and will respect the strategies employed by the other. Article II: Mana Cost Both players are aware of the mana required to perform actions, and shall refrain from attacking actions against each other to preserve mana and friendship. Article III: Triggered! The ability of this card will be triggered should either player be attacked. "When" one signatory declares war, the other may choose to activate this and enter alongside them. Article IV: Uncommon Rarity A friendship of this magnitude is uncommon. Both players agree to protect the interests of the other and to maintain open channels of communication. Spying on one another shall not be permitted, and both alliances will share information should they learn of threats against the other. Article V: Dragon’s Claw “If there is a fire that never ceases to burn, it surely lies in the maw of a dragon.” -Sarkhan Vol Should the love between Argent and CLAWS cease to burn, A week notice is required to cancel this treaty. __ Signed for Argent, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent - Lowsten Regent - trimm Minister of Internal Affairs - IMP REBS Minister of War - Gingervites Minister of Finance - KiWi Minister of Communications - Janax Signed for CLAWS, Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy95 Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: Daeg Minister of Economics: Jazzy95 Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim
  5. legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus

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