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Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in private. Naturally, this gave us cause to go up their and confront this potential threat and deal with them in the most unexpected of ways. We offered them our hand, and they reciprocated with a fist bump. Now we are brothers! Article 1 The first matter we agreed on was that while we both like to boogie to the beats of MC Rey who honestly isn't that Great, we couldn't get too rowdy while dancing. As a result we came to the mutual agreement that as eskimo brothers, that we would not harm the other and that nothing would get in our way. Article 2 Here is the four one one folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, you just give them a good bottling in order to get them back into line. The gangster that is, after all we AREN'T called Bill or whatever. Article 3 Noting the importance of a clear and concise message, we disregard those notions. Instead, both parties have agreed that clear communication and coordination is essential in maintaining the balance of a healthy business relationship. We might do it through Private Message, we might do it via Discord, we might do it via IRC, we might do it via the back passage. Who knows, but we can double stack the matter and provide information to the other party if we discover information which might be detrimental to both entities. This could be if someone makes a threat, if someone makes a thread, if someone wanted to spy, if somebody wanted to fry or if someone wanted to blackmail us over photos of Claude again. We are watching you, brick wall! Article 4 CLAWS shall erect a full-size replica statue of Steeldor within Randalla. Article 5 There may come a time where we need to place a hit on someone or crash a party we have not been invited to. Fear not, but with the power of the Steeldor, they won't be able to object or complain. Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your polygraph machines, we may be coming to town if we can agree on a time or date because you know... we can't simply cancel on that White Chocolate tasting session. Article 6 We reserve the right to a fair and unequal economical relationship when it comes to fiscal aid, may it be through cash, aid, hookers or nukes. Article 7 If it turns out that somebody acted in a way or a manner that made us feel bad, now that's pretty bad! For after all, those are our feelings, and nobody has the right to break those if we don't want them to. So, first we would say to the other party "No" and then we'd get out of there after the 72 hour deadline had elapsed. Article 8 It was brought to our attention that dying tickles and that the span has declined in the past few years, so we reserve the right to an external audit whenever it is deemed worthwhile. Signatures For CLAWS Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: AL Bundy Minister of Economics: jazzy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim For Doombird Doomcave Lord Emperor: Steeldor
This pyramidal structure quickly explains the "God Emperor" CubaQuerida's plans for world domination. Whereas the Revolutionary Order Party seeks a politically based, egalitarian model of world peace, DBDC craves the power of subjugation and hierarchy. DBDC, lead by CubaQuerida, endorses Doomism, a cult-like agenda determined to enslave the lower-tier nations of the world. It recognizes the threat posed by an egalitarian revolution-inspired Polardoxia which defeated Neo-Imperialism in the Disorder War, as well as Neutrals and volunteers who united to defeat Lulzism in Mushqaeda. Throughout both wars, DBDC has raided countless nations, exploiting flaws in the upper tier of the game system. Through these flaws, CubaQuerida is able to deliver massive levels of damage to nations hundreds of thousands of Nation Strength below him. He seeks to exploit the resentment among recently defeated Neo-Imperialists to build a huge army, and is forcing large numbers of innocent upper tier nations into his service, as revealed by UnknownSmurf recently. Once Polardoxia is defeated by his Henchmen, he will be able to bring neutrals under his rule, and nobody will stop him from building his permanently fixed, Hierarchical New World Order. By permanently subjugating the Nations to tier-based classes, his counter-revolution will be complete, and the fun we all enjoy in CN via politics and diplomacy will be gone forever. Note: This was a paid advertisement from the Revolutionary Order Party and does not necessarily reresent the views of the Lannister News Network.
In a swift and just response to recent highly publicized, antagonistic attacks toward Doombird Doomcave (DBDC), its affiliates, and one of its well known leaders, Jeff Winger (CubaQuerida); Doom News Broadcasting Corporation (DNBC) is established to disseminate such misinformation spewed by individuals such as Tywin Lannister! Doom News Broadcasting Corporation is now live to provide its fellow Planet Bob human beings with honest and credible information! To gauge Planet Bob's human beings' interest into DBDC's affairs, DNBC proudly presents you an exclusive interview between its anchorman, Dean Hershey and DBDC's leader, Jeff Winger. Mr. Winger, I noticed in the Player Created Alliance, http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/119514-the-doombird-doomcave/, that there is a Community TV Series theme going on under that thread, do you mind elaborating why did you choose that theme for your alliance? I was told this was a medical emergency for my dog... this has got to stop, Dean! Thank you for having me, though I’m a bit creeped out by your unblinking stare. It’s simple really, I took a look at our collection of semi-organized, underachieving nations and sat them all down after our most successful set of wars in history. I then said to them, “We’ve stopped being a rogue group no one understands. We've become something unstoppable. We have become a Community.” How does your government operate and why does your alliance not have a forum like many other alliances do? We are not some fascist dictatorship or a rogue state. We make all of our decisions after close consultation with Troy (Artigo) and Abed (TBRaiders), and Annie (Tayloj) always lets us know if we are acting too much like jerks. For general decisions, everyone has a voice, even Pierce (Christian Trojans). We don’t like IRC, it’s antiquated and unreliable, like Leonard. We use Skype as it is the way of the future, and we’re pioneers like that. No one has ever complained that our attack sequences were too slow. How do you and your alliance mates feel about being under scrutiny for running your very own unorthodox method by raiding with not a low tier nation but a high tier nation? And how do/did you manage to make this method so successful, a method some people claiming to be "an exploit." Your words not mine, Dean. Just because we do it well and make it look sexy while doing it doesn’t mean people aren’t going to try and hate us for being good at what we do. We have some of the smartest minds in the game in our alliance and there’s absolutely nothing we’re doing that everyone else hasn’t either tried to do or wanted to do. We just do it the best. What do you think about people posting politically motivated threads targeting DBDC? Do you have a message for those people? I’m not going to get myself all worked up because someone I barely know thinks I’m too powerful and wants to see me and my friends rendered useless or stripped of our ability to fight. Why are you looking at me like that? It’s because I said stripped isn’t it? Seriously, you can attempt to modify the game all you want, we will find a way to do it better than you and you’ll just feel even worse when you still can’t get the better of us. For a very last question, and probably the most important question of this interview, I believe the vast majority of our audience wants to know is… how do you feel about passing Hime Themis as the number one nation in the game, an impossible feat once thought by many people? I don’t kiss and tell you should know me by now. No one said war wasn’t profitable, it was just assumed. I do recall sensing a bit of a scowl when she passed me in the hall now that you mention it… Thank you, Mr. Winger, for being here and taking your time to respond to my moderately difficult questions. I hope this exclusive interview with Mr. Winger has allowed human beings of Planet Bob to understand what it is like being in DBDC and its affiliates. For a next DNBC announcement, I will personally select three questions that I deem to be valuable and appropriate from human beings of Planet Bob. Please post your bolded question underneath your response in the blog, mind that it must contain only one question and it has to be relevant to DBDC so make it count, folks! For the entire DNBC news team, I'm Dean Hershey. And have a fabulous night.