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  1. Monster

    A formal DoW

    You joined Polar recently? Reread what he said. He was referring to our(MHA) XX blocmates NpO. This entry by TTK has no defensive justification despite the OP's claims and as such should activate our bloc treaty.
  2. Monster

    A Clerical Note

    As the new leader of Kashmir, I reaffirm this statement and look forward to our allies in COBRA peacing out.
  3. IC: No clue what you're talking about. OOC: I don't really see it as different from a Downfall parody. I guess those could be interpreted as offensive, though.
  4. How could our own allies attack us? This is absurd.
  5. Harmless Recognition of Hostilities Yesterday, August 29th , 2018 —a date which will live in infamy—the Mostly Harmless Alliance was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the New Polar Order, Fark, COBRA,and GATO. The Mostly Harmless Alliance was at peace with those alliances, and, at the solicitation of Polaris was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in space. Indeed, one hour after Polaris air squadrons had commenced bombing in the Harmless island of Epicurianos, the GATO ambassador to the MHA and his colleague delivered to our secretary of state a formal reply to a Harmless message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Hitchikers from Polaris makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the GATO government has deliberately sought to deceive the MHA by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Harmless Islands has caused severe damage to MHA naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many Hitchhiker lives have been lost. In addition, Harmless ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between Epinephrine and New Siberia. Yesterday the Polar government also launched as attack against Diet Cola of Nations. Last night GATO forces attacked Amead. Last night COBRA forces attacked Energy. Last night Fark forces attacked the Ragtag. And this morning the Fark attacked News Budsland. XX, GATO and COBRA have, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Harmless area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the MHA have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our alliance. As commander in chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole alliance remember the character of the onslaught against us. . .
  6. Monster

    to the NPO

  7. Monster

    A new power rises

    Well, it's not as if jokes were unheard of before. It's pretty crazy most of the meaningful history happened within the first four years though, making reposts the best.
  8. Monster

    MHA Declaration of War

    We may be perma-ZI, but you will never take our freedom! MHAil!
  9. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in lamuella, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with glowing confidence and glowing strength with our nukes, we shall defend our alliance whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. Friends > Infra Forever the real MHA to our last pixels!
  10. Monster

    A new power rises

    Exactly. Glad you're on the same page.
  11. What General Lowsten called the battle of Argent is over. I expect that the battle of Harmlins is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Hitchiker civilization. Upon it depends our own Hoopy life, and the long continuity of our institutions and our Towels. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. jessbro knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all of Bob may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the Grey Council including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the true Mostly Harmless Alliance last for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour.’
  12. Monster

    MHA Declaration of War

    In seriousness, MostlyHarmlessAlliance isn't even the MHA of 2011 or even 2013. It's just a husk kept alive by people not being willing to disband.
  13. Despite us being on opposite sides of this brouhaha, good luck to our NAP partners! The spirit of TimLee commends you.
  14. Monster

    to the legion

    Wow. I'd be honored to receive your help!
  15. Monster

    MHA Declaration of War

    It's a wholly internal conflict with no need for outside interference.