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Friends and comrades, Socialism has existed on planet Bob from its initial inception. Since then, socialist and communist nations have forged a long and storied history in friendship and cooperation. We've lost many comrades along the way, alliances have risen and fallen, but history will remember the great achievements made in the pursuit of the revolution. The stories of the Union of Communist Republics, the Socialist Workers Front, and the Libertarian Socialist Federation are deeply connected. We've had our ups and downs, but time after time, we have proven that our unity always prevails. Today, we are proud to announce the newest achievement in worker's internationalism, a new coalition of the world's socialist alliances. The Responsibly Ensuring Defensiveness and Amicable Leadership in Economic Relations Treaty, RED ALERT, will allow for greater mutual development among all of us that have committed to the path of communism. We also are taking this as a chance to welcome new comrades into our circle of friends. COMECON has shown their ability to persist, and were glad to join us in our united cause. Together, we will continue to uphold the glorious legacy of socialist revolutionary internationalism, and foster even greater prosperity for all! "The working class has nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of all nations, unite!" - Karl Marx, 1848 Responsibly Ensuring Defensiveness and Amicable Leadership in Economic Relations Treaty (RED ALERT) A bloc of Friendship and Mutual Assistance of the Union of Communist Republics, the Libertarian Socialist Federation, COMECON, and the Socialist Workers Front Preamble: Purpose The foundation of Leftism is the principle of Friendship and Cooperation. Thus, like-minded alliances of Planet Bob should stand united in mutual assistance and collective defense. The Contracting Parties (hereinafter “RED ALERT Alliances”), reaffirming their desire for the establishment of a system of collective security, being desirous of further promotion and development of friendship, cooperation and mutual assistance in accordance with the principles of respect for the independence and sovereignty of alliances and of noninterference in their internal affairs, do hereby to conclude the present Treaty and have agreed as follows. Article 1: Peace Section 1: International Relations The RED ALERT Alliances undertake to refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force, and to settle their international disputes peacefully and in such manner as will not jeopardize international peace and security. All alliances of RED ALERT shall strive to assist each other in diplomatic matters so as to avert war whenever possible. In keeping with these parameters, the practice of raiding, or unprovoked attacks on non-aligned states, is forbidden to all member states of RED ALERT Alliances. Section 2: Domestic Relations Member states of RED ALERT Alliances are forbidden from armed conflict against one another – all grievances shall be resolved in accordance with Articles 4 and 5. Article 2: Comrades In Arms Section 1: Mutual Defense In the event of armed attack on one or more of the member states of the RED ALERT Alliances by any state (individual cyber nation) or group of states (alliances), each of the RED ALERT Alliances, in the exercise of their right to individual or collective self-defense shall immediately, either individually or in agreement with other RED ALERT Alliances, come to the assistance of the state or states attacked with all such means as it deems necessary, including armed force. In the simplest, clearest terms: an attack on any member state of any RED ALERT Alliance is grounds for retaliation by all member states of all RED ALERT Alliances. The member states of the alliances of Red Alert are pledged to defend one another. Coordination between allied combatants will be organized per Article 4. Section 2: Strive for Peace Per Article 1, peaceful resolution is preferred whenever possible, and if a peace process presents itself that is satisfactory to the membership of RED ALERT, efforts should be made to de-escalate conflict. Likewise, any specific tactical actions that are likely to provoke larger conflict (such as counterattacks that may activate treaties of otherwise neutral alliances, or the use of nuclear weapons) must be carefully coordinated by the military command of all RED ALERT Alliances. Section 3: Offensive Actions In the event that it is deemed necessary for a RED ALERT alliance to initiate an offensive war, the representatives of the other RED ALERT alliances must be informed no later than 48 hours before the start of hostility. Other members of RED ALERT may elect to join in preemptive strikes, however, they are not compelled to do so. Section 4: Aiding the Enemy RED ALERT member states may not send or receive foreign aid to or from any nation that is a member of an alliance that is at war with any RED ALERT member state until such time that peace is concluded. Article 3: Comrades And Friends Following the ratification of this treaty, the RED ALERT Alliances shall undertake to not participate in any new coalitions or alliances and not to conclude any agreements whose objects conflict with the objects of the present Treaty. Any and all new treaties between RED ALERT Alliances should be ratified by RED ALERT as a whole, in accordance with Article 4. The RED ALERT Alliances declare that their prior commitments under existing international treaties do not conflict with the provisions of the present Treaty, and shall remain valid. Article 4: Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance Section 1: Central Communications a) The RED ALERT Alliances shall consult with one another on all important international issues affecting their common interests, guided by the desire to strengthen international peace and security. To facilitate this process, a designated communications channel shall be established. b) Upon ratification of this treaty, the Union of Communist Republics shall be responsible for the maintenance of the channel. This role shall be redesignated upon unanimous agreement of the RED ALERT Alliances. c) Access to the secure channel shall be granted only to the RED ALERT Central Committee Representatives, and the designated channel administrator. Additional access may be granted on a temporary basis by the RED ALERT Central Committee. The channel administrator shall ensure the swift and proper masking of all applicable members. Section 2: Communications Backup In the event of technological setbacks or acts of sabotage that might make this channel inoperative, alternative means of communication may be established on a temporary basis. Such temporary means of communication are to become defunct immediately at such time that the original channel may be restored or replaced by the designated administrator. Section 3: RED ALERT Central Committee The coordination and organization of Red Alert shall be the responsibility of the Red Alert Central Committee (hereinafter "the Central Committee" or "the Committee") a) RED ALERT Alliances shall be designated one representative and one alternate representative to the Central Committee. The Red Alert Alliances shall choose their representatives in accordance with their individual laws and procedures. The representatives shall cast their alliance's one vote on matters before the Committee. In the event of war, the Committee shall appoint a Commander-in-Chief to coordinate military strategy. The representatives shall rely on the central communications channel for secure communication. b) The RED ALERT Central Committee shall have powers and duties enumerated as follows: Declaring war on individual states or alliances in retaliation to the attack of a RED ALERT member state or alliance. Declaring war on individual states or alliances as a first-strike scenario. Cessation of hostility and acceptance of peace terms with an individual cyber nation or alliance that is at war with RED ALERT. Authorizing the use of first-strike nuclear weapons. Imposing an embargo against a particular state or alliance. Coordinating color team Senate candidates and votes. Approving a new treaty between one or more RED ALERT alliances with non-Red Alert alliance(s). Assent to the ratification and admittance of additional alliances into the ranks of RED ALERT shall be approved by a unanimous vote. Reassignment of the duty of the establishment and maintenance of the communication channel to another RED ALERT alliance shall be approved by unanimous vote. The powers and duties of the RED ALERT Central Committee shall be enacted upon a majority vote of the Central Committee, except for those powers specified otherwise. Article 5: Enforcement Section 1: Treaty Violations Each RED ALERT Alliance shall be responsible for the enforcement of the provisions of this treaty among their membership. Section 2: Alliance Disputes The RED ALERT Central Committee may request the appointment of an impartial mediator for the amicable resolution of disputes between RED ALERT Alliances. Article 6: Expansion and Internationalism The present Treaty is open to the accession of other alliances, which express their readiness by participation in the present Treaty, and subject to a unanimous vote of a one-alliance, one-vote, as outlined in Article 4. Alliances seeking to withdraw from this treaty must provide a private notification of this decision no less than 48 hours prior to public announcement. The treaty shall remain in effect until the public announcement. Article 7: Solidarity, Sovereignty, and Anti-Imperialism Section 1: Sovereignty All RED ALERT Alliances acknowledge the sovereignty of all other RED ALERT Alliances. In matters both domestic and foreign, all RED ALERT Alliances are free to conduct themselves as they see fit, provided that none of the provisions of this treaty are violated. Section 2: Solidarity In matters of discourse, no ideology is to be considered superior or inferior to the other – the views and opinions of the RED ALERT Alliances are to be respected as equally valid. Section 3: Cultural Exchange To further promote friendship and cultural interchange, any member state of any of the RED ALERT Alliances is permitted to change their alliance affiliation to that of any of the other RED ALERT Alliances. Any state that elects to do so shall become compliant with all the laws of their new alliance. RED ALERT Alliances shall enact procedures to facilitate migration within the bloc. Section 4: Belt and Road Initiative To further strengthen economic ties and mutual development, all member states of all RED ALERT Alliances are encouraged to participate in the Belt and Road Initiative, as organized by the Union of Communist Republics. This will allow both the purchase and sale of technology to be accelerated, thereby fostering the development of smaller member states, increasing the military capacity of more developed member states, and defending all against economic exploitation. Section 5: Team Politics To further promote the political interests and internal development of RED ALERT, the RED ALERT Alliances are encouraged to coordinate efforts to support the election of color team senators that are friendly to this united cause (or, if possible, senators that are themselves members of RED ALERT). Article 8: Amendment This treaty may be amended or expanded, in part or in whole. Any and all alterations must be approved by a unanimous vote of the individual leadership of all RED ALERT Alliances. Approved and ratified May 8, 2020 Signed upon approval of the Communist Party of the Union of Communist Republics: mrmarx, Premier of the UCR ComradeV, Chairman of the CPUCR and People's Commissar of Foreign Affairs Comrade Meiyu, People's Commissar of Defense Pomegranate, People's Commissar of Internal Affairs Starschwar, People's Commissar of Finances Signed for the Socialist Workers Front: Lev Trotsky, Interim Commissar Signed for the Libertarian Socialist Federation: The Delegates Council Signed for COMECON: Gorbachov, General Secretary of COMECON
mdoap with TTK Hard to Match Knights n Claws Preamble: In order to more properly sharpen our respective implements of destruction, CLAWS and The Templar Knights hereby mutually agree to sign this Pact of Mutual Defense and Optional Attacking + Benefits. Article I: Mutual :WUB: The Templar Knights and CLAWS agree to respect the sharpness of each other’s chosen weapons of destruction and justice. Both alliances shall respect the techniques used to care for their tools, and shall not interfere with each other’s best practices. Article II: Keep Pointy Things to Oneself We all agree that we shall not use our weapons against each other. CLAWS members shall use the scratching posts provided, and TTK shall use their training grounds to get pent up frustration and aggression out. Article III: C’mon Do Something In times of war, we reserve the right to tag team with sharp pointed objects (see aforementioned swords and claws…) either in retaliation or just for the fun of it.if it interests us'' In times of everything in-between, all forms for mutual cooperation and assistance are accepted (along with all major credit cards). Article IV: Creature of the Knight Both parties agree to protect the interests of the other in good faith and solidarity, and to maintain open channels to assure clarity, charity, and communication. Spying on one another shall not be permitted, and both alliances will share information should they learn of espionage conducted on the other. In times of peace, friends. Article V: The Back Stab If either back stabs the other, we know that the other has a sharp implement, and aren’t afraid to use it. But before getting that far, a 48 hour period is established and agreed upon to dissolve this pact with hand shaking instead. Signed for The Templar Knights, Merick – Grand Master Rustikus – Marshal of Defense The AamericanRepublic – Marshal of Foreign Affairs Mandystalin – Marshal of Internal Affairs King Irwin / Lord Konstantine / TheSlamAnderson, Elder Councillors, allegedly Signed for CLAWS, Co-leaders: Jazzy & Al Bundy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Economics: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs: Clawde Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim
Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in private. Naturally, this gave us cause to go up their and confront this potential threat and deal with them in the most unexpected of ways. We offered them our hand, and they reciprocated with a fist bump. Now we are brothers! Article 1 The first matter we agreed on was that while we both like to boogie to the beats of MC Rey who honestly isn't that Great, we couldn't get too rowdy while dancing. As a result we came to the mutual agreement that as eskimo brothers, that we would not harm the other and that nothing would get in our way. Article 2 Here is the four one one folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, you just give them a good bottling in order to get them back into line. The gangster that is, after all we AREN'T called Bill or whatever. Article 3 Noting the importance of a clear and concise message, we disregard those notions. Instead, both parties have agreed that clear communication and coordination is essential in maintaining the balance of a healthy business relationship. We might do it through Private Message, we might do it via Discord, we might do it via IRC, we might do it via the back passage. Who knows, but we can double stack the matter and provide information to the other party if we discover information which might be detrimental to both entities. This could be if someone makes a threat, if someone makes a thread, if someone wanted to spy, if somebody wanted to fry or if someone wanted to blackmail us over photos of Claude again. We are watching you, brick wall! Article 4 CLAWS shall erect a full-size replica statue of Steeldor within Randalla. Article 5 There may come a time where we need to place a hit on someone or crash a party we have not been invited to. Fear not, but with the power of the Steeldor, they won't be able to object or complain. Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your polygraph machines, we may be coming to town if we can agree on a time or date because you know... we can't simply cancel on that White Chocolate tasting session. Article 6 We reserve the right to a fair and unequal economical relationship when it comes to fiscal aid, may it be through cash, aid, hookers or nukes. Article 7 If it turns out that somebody acted in a way or a manner that made us feel bad, now that's pretty bad! For after all, those are our feelings, and nobody has the right to break those if we don't want them to. So, first we would say to the other party "No" and then we'd get out of there after the 72 hour deadline had elapsed. Article 8 It was brought to our attention that dying tickles and that the span has declined in the past few years, so we reserve the right to an external audit whenever it is deemed worthwhile. Signatures For CLAWS Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: AL Bundy Minister of Economics: jazzy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim For Doombird Doomcave Lord Emperor: Steeldor