Lex Quintus Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 n.b.: The posting of this revelry was necessarily delayed by a day owing to our joint observance of the Twelve Days of 4/20, during which time we forswear the use of electronics that are not video games, neither may we give voice to anything that might be audible outside the basement. :ehm: :awesome: HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY KASHMIR!!! :awesome: :ehm: One score and three biweekly pay periods ago, did the founders of our alliance bring forth on Bob a new vision dedicated to the proposition that Zeppelin is where it's at, and that as the Hammer of the Gods strikes a booming backbeat across the sphere of heaven, we who war and exult in Their name should endeavor to eschew static entanglements forevermore in the name of playing the Kashmir Way. From our infancy, indeed back to the days before and during the larval stage known as Prototype, the crux of that Way has been to search out what we wish to do rather than what the status quo suggests. To feel free to hang with stoners, jocks, dweebs, nerds, and brains alike without owing primary allegiance to any but ourselves. To abandon restrictive covenants and obligations in favor of seeking what is worthy and desirable everywhere, just as we feel free to discount the unsavory aspects that others sometimes take as part of the deal. Be it warring or be it trading, we pride ourselves on a meritocratic approach to our dealings both internal and external. Membership bespeaks a level of quality which we deem sufficiently exalted to be worthy of a ride in the back of the van, and when we treat with others outside the van we choose to look beyond labels and reputations so that we align with the chillest, always. We have made and continued many friendships across the 'verse, and without demeaning any of the myriad buds we've cultivated over time, here is a fitting tribute to a few: Whereas we did once abide on the Sphere of The Dog, now do we find ourselves most propitiously on the Sphere of The Lemon, praise be to Donovan. We find here a spiritual rebirth and are at our leisure to expand and continue that state of happiness which abides in the hearts of the truly free, both among us and alongside us: What the future brings is entirely for us to say. The refractory period in which we now find ourselves after recent gymnastics will flick out the stems and seeds, leaving us rich in quality product. While we eschew birthday cake in favor of Custard Pie, here's one to grow on, for all of Kashmir: Faithfully submitted, this second day of May, in the year two thousand and fourteen, Lex Quintus Hermit of Kashmir Driver of the Winnebago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) There have been no shortage of birthdays as of late but this one is, dare I say, the lexiest of them all. Kashmir Ascends. And speaking of belateds, a government update: His Majesty the King of Kashmir: SirWilliamHis Highness the Prince of Kashmir: YOLO SWAGThe Hangman: stonewall14The Hermits: spiderfox (Recruitment), Lex Quintus (Finances), Bernkastel (Tech and Trades)The Piper: KethrianElders of a Gentle Race: Ted Bundy, mattski133, Jack Layton, Master Hakai As always, friend and foe alike, don't be a stanger to #cnkashmir. Edited May 2, 2014 by SirWilliam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Happy Birthday to us. :v: Yay cake or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) Happy birthday! :D Edited May 2, 2014 by Lord Hershey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Hey, you know, I heard Ted Bundy quit smoking. :ehm: Anybody? Anybody? :mellow: Is this thing on? :blush: Happy Birthday! :ehm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 I approve. You may have another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) Happy Birthday Kashmir! I hope it's a good one! Also S/O to MasterBukkakai, Jack Layton, YoloSwag and the rest of my former opponents. Edited May 3, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 The Red Ass government shall pay tribute to their erstwhile foes in Kashmir on this Celebration Day by enjoining in merriment as follows: Walsh the Beloved shall don an embroidered dragon suit and lose weight markedly Dre4mwe4ver shall traipse around with his shirt unnecessarily unbuttoned and affect all manner of absurd poses Nymph shall go fishing for dogfish ring up the GTO's Xanth shall style his hair in the manner of John Paul Jones circa 1973: Congrats on the birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 YOLO forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Happy Belated Happy Belated Birthday, Kashmir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 lex, you use your tongue prettier than a ten cent whoore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Congratulations on your first year, and to the new government! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Oh, we've been flyin'. Mama, there ain't no denyin'. Happy name day to us, and a big thank you to friends and foes alike for making it such a fun ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 what's up man. congrats to all new government especially stonewall14! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Congrats. Much love to you all :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 what's up man. congrats to all new government especially stonewall14! I laughed at this pretty hard. Well done Hakai. :v: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Indeed, may we all be as selfless and level-headed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 I laughed at this pretty hard. Well done Hakai. :v: He had a great career as war director Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 The Artist Formerly Known As Prototype made it after after all. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 what's up man. congrats to all new government especially stonewall14! Oh you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Enjoy the nukes!!! When your leader backs a liar up, who everyone can see is lying about sending tech and take his side what can you do? alexmiller will still get his ZI I assure you now that I have my acct back I will rearm and crush him and anyone else in range....Hope you enjoyed the nukes I sent you 6 today...only 5 left so someone is gonna not get one tonight...FAN dude with SDI RIP no nuke for you...:p PaultheWall the cancer vietnam veteran who is dying was just following my orders, have fun Zi'ing him....I see bernkastel came out of peace mode bravely to attack him lol...good job hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neo Uruk Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Enjoy the nukes!!! When your leader backs a liar up, who everyone can see is lying about sending tech and take his side what can you do? alexmiller will still get his ZI I assure you now that I have my acct back I will rearm and crush him and anyone else in range....Hope you enjoyed the nukes I sent you 6 today...only 5 left so someone is gonna not get one tonight...FAN dude with SDI RIP no nuke for you... :P PaultheWall the cancer vietnam veteran who is dying was just following my orders, have fun Zi'ing him....I see bernkastel came out of peace mode bravely to attack him lol...good job hero!Will you ever be anything besides batshit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Lol stonewall, you're dead. Keep talking But wait.. You ORDERED a vietname vet dying with cancer to attack a powerful alliance? What is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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