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    Nation count within CN and trends

    I thought I got out, and then I got sucked back in. I don't care about the mega nations. I don't care about tech buying and selling rates. That isn't what made CN the "strangest Co-Op Excel Spreadsheet ever experienced. It was the AAs. As soon as they became stagnate, the game began to die. If I believed there was some game mechanic fix, I would focus on 2 aspects. First, an NS cap of some kind (not for nations, but for AAs). I haven't thought through it enough to think about the mechanics of it, but forcing AAs to juggle that would be interesting. Second, I would focus on limitting the NS any particular AA could be aligned to, for much the same reasons. Either way, meh.
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    You Are Cordially Invited...

    Jesus. This again? Try something new, already.
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    Declaration of War on GPA

    While I have never condoned pointless wars, I have much respect for the candidness of the announcement. I find it refreshing, especially after seeing the stupid !@#$ from jerks in Umbrella, who would be respectable if they simply said they wanted war.. I have friends and acquaintances in both camps for this little war, so I really hope you all enjoy yourselves. o/SLAP o/Kush o/GPA, sort of, D34th, at least.
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    Recogniton of ?

    I read the first page and didn't care anymore. This is typical AA stupidity. The OBR made a tactical error, but Umb is still full of tools who have been around for years but act like they are 12-yr-old classless twits. I would be happy if you all nuked yourselves into a delirious stupor. Oh wait...
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    aNiMaLz Guerilla Family Forcible Disbandment

    Kindle runs his mouth, starts to turtle, loses all of his infrastructure, and then claims he won the war. I wouldn't bother posting my defense. Or maybe that was just when he decided to try his hand with me.
  6. What about somebody who never declared peace on you boners? https://imgur.com/dSjSlx1
  7. Dude, Junka is broke. EDIT: Capitalization
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    CoTM has a Birthday and other things too

    I'm a bit late to this party, but any AA with Randalla is a good. Any AA with Randalla at the reigns is in good hands.
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    The End Game of Sir Kindle

    Heh, I remember when Kindle decided to attack me. What a waste that guy is. I still have him, and his AA, on my list. I haven't really done any nation building in about 4 years, but when Kindle grows some big boy pants, I'll return the favor. EDIT: to clarify, I stomped his pathetic nation into the ground, while fighting 2 other nations, and not giving enough !@#$% to come fight every day (pretty sure I missed app. 1/2 of the updates)
  10. I have to say, I like this face of leadership in the public much better than the last face.
  11. Who says the war is over? I haven't even fielded any soldiers in like 4 months. We've been drunk and forgot to go fight. Never fear; we're on our way.
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    We Are The Sword In The Darkness

    Umm. OK. I should come around more often.
  13. This is the only relevant point in this whole discussion.
  14. Le sigh. I read through all 25 pages of this and the only two things I walked away with is that Junktard is still an idiot and Keres is the only one to refer to him by his proper name. Get with the program, people.
  15. I've had an epiphany. You see, I was basking in ignorance and have recently been enlightened. I have truly experienced revelation. You see, here I was, fumbling around CN, bored, seriously considering letting my nation finally die. It's been in the works for several years. I've found no motivation. No desire. I feared that CN no longer offered anything to me. It is, as we have all noted, slowly dwindling into nothingness. Then, TBC, as nothing more than a few loudmouths (Yes. I'm talking about me, so don't read this into my ongoing feud with Gibsonator21, a feud brewing since the CSN/DT spat about reps that I never got) spouting a desire to make something happen, declared chaos. It is a valid CB. I stand by that !@#$. This is where the epiphany happened. I was lurking around, looking in the most half-assed possible manor, to sew chaos. A target, presented itself. It was easy. I declared for the reason that I would be bored before the end of it. It was a self-fulfilling prophecy. I lost interest. It was boring. I didn't finish it. I logged back in after like 5 days (somewhere around that mark) and found that our (the collective our) mutual acquaintance... ...one that it would be rude to call out, so, let's come up with a pseudonym...one that nobody could possibly name...lemme see...I was going to go with Junktard, but that is trademarked....how about Princess Tiny Hands...yeah, that'll do, Princess Tiny Hands.... Sorry, I got sidetracked. Anyway, I found that Princess Tiny Hands doesn't give two !@#$% about his nation, but if a person points out the moronic dribble that rolls incessantly from he and his ilk, he loses his goddamned mind. I mean, like pubes on fire, running for water, falling just left of a can pineapple juice, loses his mind. So my apology to the whole of CN. For several years, I have seriously missed out on the opportunity to use logic in the face of delusion. For several years, I have seriously missed out on what really bothers Princess Tiny Hands: Contradiction. My apologies to the entire community for missing what is so obvious. I'll endeavor to make it up to you. Apologies in the sincerity of harmonious contradiction, Smurthwaite, a humble servant of the peoples of CN, on who endeavors to bring a new motivation.
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    Jihad on the Pervert Junka

    Abdicate or not, watching Junka take it in the face is fun. The funny thing, is that he keeps opening his mouth for it. Most people would try to duck or dodge, but I think Junka likes the taste of it, taking it the face, that is. These other guys realize what you are saying. Junka always thinks he is winning. That's why they are hitting him. They honestly haven't hit him that hard, but he sure as hell hasn't hit back. But he is winning? You would think that as much as his mouth is open while he is taking it in the face, it would fill up with something that might make him have to stop for a breath. Maybe he is just quick at swallowing it. In other words, 44 pages in, all I have gotten out of this whole thing is that Junka likes to take it in the face with his mouth open and he is really good at swallowing. Maybe he needs to seek another line of work - while he doesn't have the skills to be a leader, I'm sure his skills would get him places in other endeavors.
  17. I'm not in peace mode. Do something.
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    Jihad on the Pervert Junka

    I still have slots open, so if Jihad leaders hit me up, I'll be happy to take care of them and theirs.
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    Jihad on the Pervert Junka

    I always just assumed that people didn't get your tone, man.
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    NADC Government for 2017/3

    Damnit, I already told you, the camel was blessed.
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    Mostly Dead

    I'm comin' for 'em!
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    Mostly Dead

    It's a contest!
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    Imperial Decree

    Anybody wanna bet Junka can't go 10 posts without using crappy videos and clips from Youtube?
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    Jihad on the Pervert Junka

    That camel would be blessed. Blessed!
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