smurthwaite

So I am laughing. I received this message this morning: This was in reply to the message I sent him. Also, I laugh at his attempt to troll me for communications skills (those of you who know me, understand why this is so hilarious). I was going to post the message here, but he deleted it. Anyway, I told him we would end his pain. The only condition, he surrender to Keres. So, he blocked me, giving me only this option for communication. 1. Sir Kindle is the aggressor. He is taking a terrible beating. I mean, like I forgot about him for a day and and still: I don't give peace to aggressors. 2. Invoking another person's name, one who I have never spoken to, does nothing to make me want to grant peace. The only way Sir Kindle will get peace from me is when he decides to surrender, using the appropriate thread; otherwise, he can continue to suck nukes and eat loses until the war expires. Thank you. Come again. EDIT: I forgot I posted my original message to Kindle on the TBC forums:

I've had an epiphany. You see, I was basking in ignorance and have recently been enlightened. I have truly experienced revelation. You see, here I was, fumbling around CN, bored, seriously considering letting my nation finally die. It's been in the works for several years. I've found no motivation. No desire. I feared that CN no longer offered anything to me. It is, as we have all noted, slowly dwindling into nothingness. Then, TBC, as nothing more than a few loudmouths (Yes. I'm talking about me, so don't read this into my ongoing feud with Gibsonator21, a feud brewing since the CSN/DT spat about reps that I never got) spouting a desire to make something happen, declared chaos. It is a valid CB. I stand by that !@#$. This is where the epiphany happened. I was lurking around, looking in the most half-assed possible manor, to sew chaos. A target, presented itself. It was easy. I declared for the reason that I would be bored before the end of it. It was a self-fulfilling prophecy. I lost interest. It was boring. I didn't finish it. I logged back in after like 5 days (somewhere around that mark) and found that our (the collective our) mutual acquaintance... ...one that it would be rude to call out, so, let's come up with a pseudonym...one that nobody could possibly name...lemme see...I was going to go with Junktard, but that is trademarked....how about Princess Tiny Hands...yeah, that'll do, Princess Tiny Hands.... Sorry, I got sidetracked. Anyway, I found that Princess Tiny Hands doesn't give two !@#$% about his nation, but if a person points out the moronic dribble that rolls incessantly from he and his ilk, he loses his goddamned mind. I mean, like pubes on fire, running for water, falling just left of a can pineapple juice, loses his mind. So my apology to the whole of CN. For several years, I have seriously missed out on the opportunity to use logic in the face of delusion. For several years, I have seriously missed out on what really bothers Princess Tiny Hands: Contradiction. My apologies to the entire community for missing what is so obvious. I'll endeavor to make it up to you. Apologies in the sincerity of harmonious contradiction, Smurthwaite, a humble servant of the peoples of CN, on who endeavors to bring a new motivation.

This is what literally everybody, and I mean everybody, has been trying to tell you for years. Hypocrisy. Lunacy. Idiocy. Ridiculousness. Fallacy. Laughing Stock. These are the concepts people associate with you and your dribble.

I love GATO. GATO has Dre4m and Dre4m is dre4my.

Who did we ask or attempt to drag in? You are such a moron that I feel somewhat lesser for having shared air with you.

Also, raise your hand if you are not a member of the government of any alliance. /me raises hand.

Seems to be a pattern:

I have issues with this. Nobody, who is anybody of substance, would refer to sweet, sweet Keres in such a way:

You are my favorite senator at the moment.

I quite literally forgot about CN for like 5 days....

Yeah. Words of . . . something or other.

No. This world was much stronger when there were harsh terms.

Well that took long enough.

I didn't get past page 2. I don't give a !@#$ about anybody in this thread...except captain enema (I'd give you 2 !@#$%). So, as an objective observer I'd have to give Lucious the win in the battle of wit. The ellen stuff falls flat.

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Hmmm. I wonder if Junktard has been attempting to troll the whole of CN for several years. Now I see a conspiracy.

To be honest, everybody who has posted in this thread is a dumbass.

You lack the qualifications to make such designations.

It's a DoW on order, normalcy, peace, and social norms.

There seems to be a lot of conspiracy theory and, as somebody pointed out, self-righteous !@#$%^&*, in this thread. Let me point out, the only conspiracy we have is to create chaos. It isn't really a conspiracy when the world has been told the truth - this is a DoW thread, btw, if you have forgotten. Most of us are planning on ending, or thinking about ending, or considering the possibility of ending. We are trolls because that is how we are choosing to end. Get over yourselves. As for why NoR? Wally hit NoR, so I figured, why not. As for Junka, I don't care about your alliance, but your crying is a delicious feast and it is feeding my desire to continue the part of the troll.

Ava, it has long been know that you are fundamentally superior.

OCC* I went home from work with fever driven delirium on Monday. I forgot to run attacks yesterday, so Junktard nuked me first. That said, even not running attacks for a day, I am still out damaging him. Also, he has one slot pending and 4 slots used. This morning I did this. I think we might be looking at a potential bill lock? If not, at least there is chaos.

It's why I had to inconvenience him. /me shrugs.

You could just ask and I would tell you. I have no generals. I have trades. Nobody is likely to sanction me, so I wouldn't bother. 74,800,000

Wow, I'm gone for a weekend and Junktard™ has a conspiracy theory.