LegendoftheSkies Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 A Joint Display of Arrogance Preamble The below signatories, Umbrella and The Dark Templar (DT), come together on this fine day to recognize and formally express the fact that we are unequivocally better than all of you. I. Peace Among Your Betters Umbrella and DT agree to resolve all problems and disagreements through civil dialogue and to never attack one another. More importantly Umbrella and DT agree to disagree on which of us is actually better. However we're pretty sure that it's Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Average Korean Girls What the hell SCM?... II. The Intelligence You Lack Umbrella and DT each agree to share any information that may concern the other's security that they may come across whilst interacting with the dregs of society. III. Defense Against the Plebs Should either signatory come under attack by a third party the other signatory is obligated to provide the defender with any requested financial and military aid. Although they probably won't even need any help because the third party in question is sure to be a complete incompetent. IV. Everyone Else is Dumb Should either signatory enter into a conflict by way of a treaty activation with a third party, Article III becomes optional. Because seriously, why are you even allied to that crappy alliance? They are nowhere near as good as us. V. Re-education If either signatory decides that they will no longer tolerate the blatant inferiority of a third party, the other signatory has the option to participate in any forced re-education efforts. These efforts may (and likely do) include all forms of military attacks to ensure proper demonstration and maximum retention. VI. Whoops This Guy Sucks Too Should Umbrella or DT decide that the other signatory no longer lives up to their lofty standards, they are required to give them 72 hours notice before the articles in this agreement become null and void. They must be given time to integrate back into the rabble. Signed for the Dark Templar, Bob - Triumvir Supa_troop3r - Triumvir TiTaN - Triumvir Starcraftmazter - High Templar of Defense Piejonk - High Templar of Finance shirunei - Immortal Signed for Umbrella, President: JoshuaR Vice-President: Roquentin (AKA The Juice) Head-Envoy: WhiteMajik Envoys: DylanCarter, LegendoftheSkies, and TimLee Field Marshal: Natan Economist: MrHiott Generator: domisi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) Just too arrogant. Edited March 3, 2014 by Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 and TimLee. The arrogance is astounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Shocker.Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Yeah this looks hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
603Redneck Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 This is pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHiott Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 this makes me all tingly inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Da umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnap88 Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Hey congrats to you both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0s7 Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 o7 DT o/ Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white majik Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Best treaty text ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Carter Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Nice treaty. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Shing! Sparkle sparkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jutopia la Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 You arrogant pieces of... Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Congrats to our allies and our allies allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloin Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I still think Derwood should have posted this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 still no respect for the treaty web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 You won't get away with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 So much to like about this treaty. Congratulations to both of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Glad to see a stabilizing influence allied to DT :) Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autosave36 Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 DT and Umbrella are equally funny to torment in private channels and I commend them on this easily commendable treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yerushalayim Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Good to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Congratulations, friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 knew about this months ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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