LegendoftheSkies

Uh-oh, Marx likes this. You guys messed up.

I might hope that this incident will teach alliances not to take on protectorates that they are not actually capable of protecting, but I imagine that hope would be misplaced.

This treaty smells like TimLee. Gross.

Here's to many more.

Death to GOONS and all that.

A Joint Display of Arrogance Preamble The below signatories, Umbrella and The Dark Templar (DT), come together on this fine day to recognize and formally express the fact that we are unequivocally better than all of you. I. Peace Among Your Betters Umbrella and DT agree to resolve all problems and disagreements through civil dialogue and to never attack one another. More importantly Umbrella and DT agree to disagree on which of us is actually better. However we're pretty sure that it's Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Umbrella DT Average Korean Girls What the hell SCM?... II. The Intelligence You Lack Umbrella and DT each agree to share any information that may concern the other's security that they may come across whilst interacting with the dregs of society. III. Defense Against the Plebs Should either signatory come under attack by a third party the other signatory is obligated to provide the defender with any requested financial and military aid. Although they probably won't even need any help because the third party in question is sure to be a complete incompetent. IV. Everyone Else is Dumb Should either signatory enter into a conflict by way of a treaty activation with a third party, Article III becomes optional. Because seriously, why are you even allied to that crappy alliance? They are nowhere near as good as us. V. Re-education If either signatory decides that they will no longer tolerate the blatant inferiority of a third party, the other signatory has the option to participate in any forced re-education efforts. These efforts may (and likely do) include all forms of military attacks to ensure proper demonstration and maximum retention. VI. Whoops This Guy Sucks Too Should Umbrella or DT decide that the other signatory no longer lives up to their lofty standards, they are required to give them 72 hours notice before the articles in this agreement become null and void. They must be given time to integrate back into the rabble. Signed for the Dark Templar, Bob - Triumvir Supa_troop3r - Triumvir TiTaN - Triumvir Starcraftmazter - High Templar of Defense Piejonk - High Templar of Finance shirunei - Immortal Signed for Umbrella, President: JoshuaR Vice-President: Roquentin (AKA The Juice) Head-Envoy: WhiteMajik Envoys: DylanCarter, LegendoftheSkies, and TimLee Field Marshal: Natan Economist: MrHiott Generator: domisi

I'll probably have the next one.

Wow really? You're weird.

Congrats DoomHouse

Congrats to our allies at MI6

I called this almost a year ago. Go me. Congrats to everyone involved.

I've been saying this for months.

Sard really does suck though imo

We must make me GOD's viceroy so I can guide them on the correct path.

They didn't. Also best of luck to our allies fighting GOD, but I doubt they'll need it.

Death to TOP

For the record: <DylanCarter> "Despite our differences in this conflict, we both agree TimLee is a douche"

Psh. They haven't even made any OOC attacks. Total amateur hour over here imo. Unimpressed: C-

But none of you are in Umbrella. So condolences to you all.

I'm not sure who this "DoD" is that you speak of? Did you maybe mean to say TOOTR?

Good luck, but I doubt you'll need it.

Sorry, I called this months ago. Ask Chaoshawk.

That thread title was referring to the fact that we've held an ODP with MHA through 3 wars in which we were on opposite sides. It's been kind of a running gag and people we talked to were consistently surprised to learn that said treaty was still technically active. But sure enough it is and we finally get to activate the treaty that we've both managed to keep through years of strongly contradictory political positions. A treaty which, I might add, we do consider to have an aggressive option the same as most other treaties of its nature. This is quite honestly the first time in my near 7 years of existing here that I remember anyone ever being so meticulous in their attempt to bitch and complain about the sorry situation that they've gotten themselves into that they would whine about the difference between calling something an ODP and an ODoAP. NG must have really hit rock bottom to be so hilariously desperate. Quite a pity. Oh well, you kids have fun here. o/ MHA

Vote Methax for Black Senate!

I like this. Have at them friends.