Ernesto Che Guevara Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) I don't have a lot of time to write this, the guards will find me at any moment. I was smuggling a large shipment of our delicious, uncut, top-of-the-line blue product in one of my bodily orifices and I engaged in physical relations of my favorite kind with a man named Sardonic. You know how we get, but I guess some people thought it was domestic violence (even though Sard's totally cool with playing our game that way) and called the cops. The cops showed up and started calling him smurfboy because things were stained blue, but when they realized it wasn't rock candy on his rock they arrested me. Now I'm in a Mexican prison awaiting trial. I've been in here for about 3 weeks now, and there's absolutely no chance I'll make bail or really ever see the light of day again. On my powers as the leader of LPH, I hereby resign my position and take up one of lesser power as Worthless Tool. In my place I appoint Rey as the new leader of LPH. Shit, somebody's coming, I've gotta go. Just remember kids, stay away from Sardonic. (RL concerns have absorbed all of my time, and as much as it pains me to do so, I am stepping down from CN politics, most likely permanently. Rey is now the leader of LPH.) Signed, Ernesto Che Guevara (Chax) -- Founder and Leader (former) of Los Pollos Hermanos Also a war criminal responsible for everything you hate. Edited August 2, 2013 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Mass cancellations incoming. RIP LPH.I hope I can make you proud, Chax. You were great. This is very bittersweet for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascended Dio Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 A real shame, Chax is pretty cool. Congrats Rey, don't get LPH destroyed right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Sorry to hear of your problems, Chax. :( Take care. Also obligatory bittersweet congratulations and condolences to Rey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 ehhh good luck LPH.... you may need it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mompson Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Good luck out there Chax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 My condolences to LPH, Chax don't drop the soap. :ehm: Good luck Rey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Enjoy the rest Che, you've surely earned it. Congrats to Rey btw. I've just heard rumors of a new LPH flag in the works. :lol1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Enjoy the rest Che, you've surely earned it. Congrats to Rey btw. I've just heard rumors of a new LPH flag in the works. :lol1:Look man, don't ruin my plans before I can set them in motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted August 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Enjoy the rest Che, you've surely earned it. Congrats to Rey btw. I've just heard rumors of a new LPH flag in the works. :lol1: You think we'll be able to afford a headstone that fancy when he's done with LPH? We'll be lucky if we can pay for one of those little plastic tags that you buy when you bury a relative nobody really liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 rip lph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) Good luck LPH. Edited August 2, 2013 by Baltus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letterkenny Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 OhgodwerealldoomedDear members of LPH, Kashmir is here for you during these dire times. I know it's hard to admit, but your alliance is dead. Flock tothe loving, gentle, hairy arms of Kashmir. Switch your in game alliance affiliation and all will be well, friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 rey smells funny best of luck tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Sorry to hear :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Best regards and may all go well for you, Chax. As For Rey, hehehehehehe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 I wonder how many pages of "rey gonna kill lph" posts we're going to get before people realize they aren't funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 I admit I can't complain at all about my little official interaction with Rey... This makes for interesting times, tho :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 That's a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) I wonder how many pages of "rey gonna kill lph" posts we're going to get before people realize they aren't funny anymore. I wonder how many asshats NSO can produce. Technically this post is related to the topic as it refers to your views on what happens in this thread. Edited August 2, 2013 by Commander shepard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) I wonder how many asshats NSO can produce. Technically this post is related to the topic as it refers to your views on what happens in this thread. Gee golly wilickers! That one there hurt. Quit yer learning - we can't keep up with your wit. Congrats Rey - what happens if I pull this little cord in the wall over here?? :popcorn: Edited August 2, 2013 by Rayvon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Best regards and may all go well for you, Chax. As For Rey, hehehehehehe..... Our plans :wub:I admit I can't complain at all about my little official interaction with Rey... This makes for interesting times, tho :PHeh, I feel if you had more interactions, you'd have a 180 on your view of me. I wonder how many asshats NSO can produce.Technically this post is related to the topic as it refers to your views on what happens in this thread.Your edit, while cute, is incorrect. I do enjoy that you're a God-fearing citizen of Bob, but you can't repent as you sin.Gee golly wilickers! That one there hurt.Quit yer learning - we can't keep up with your wit. Congrats Rey - what happens if I pull this little cord in the wall over here?? :popcorn:Oh boy, let's not find out! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Gee golly wilickers! That one there hurt. Quit yer learning - we can't keep up with your wit. I apologize if that is indeed the case as I never meant to hurt anyone's feelings. I was more looking for you to reply to my post with "Yup". I do enjoy that you're a God-fearing citizen of Bob, but you can't repent as you sin. I would more accurately call myself a dark knight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 I wonder how many pages of "rey gonna kill lph" posts we're going to get before people realize they aren't funny anymore. Not only are they unfunny, a lot of the people making them don't have much of a ground to stand on, seeing as who was/is leading their alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Not only are they unfunny, a lot of the people making them don't have much of a ground to stand on, seeing as who was/is leading their alliances.[OOC: I believe you played the other game that I led MK in. That was 4 years ago. I did just as well as most of those people are doing now, as a child]But yes, people like to judge my FA presence based on the fact that I'm not their favorite person here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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