Rayvon Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Start a war Easiest way I can see to do that is to attack Kaskus.Fuck you Smurf, I am agreeing with one of the worst pieces of shit to cross the Sith path. :. Spy Operation Results You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of SEptiville. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:Desired Religion: MixedDesired Government: DemocracyThreat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30%Number of Spies: 800Last Nuke Purchase: 3/28/2013 7:51:31 AMLast Wonder Purchase: 10/2/2013Total Money: $118,830,404Technology: 3,500.04 LevelsLast Bill Payment: 9/30/2013 5:14:53 AMTrade Partners: Great Snowlandia, Carpolia, Ethany, Wherzo, ApshaiSecret Aid Sent To: NoneMilitary XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0Assigned Generals: NoneTotal Aircraft: 80Aircraft Fighter Strength: 675Aircraft Bomber Strength: 45Navy Purchases Today: 0Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. And wow, lag on my end caused me to spy cms...fml. But if anyone wants to spy the top two nations in Kaskus, I doubt they will have much cash on hand for whatever war they wish to aid. I see Septi still hasn't recovered from our war. Septimoose always ducks into PM at the first sign of war anyway.Obligatory nobody cares.Be quicker, we were. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I thought Kaskus died after NSO wiped you off the bottom of their shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I really do wish you would just go away, you are not longer relevant to this world and no one cares about you.I really do wish you would just go away, you are not longer relevant to this world and no one cares about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted October 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I thought Kaskus died after NSO wiped you off the bottom of their shoe. I do love selective memory. I have the same issue myself, the way I remember it was that NSO said they would need no help against us as they outnumbered us 4 to 1 initially. Then they had shangriLa aid bomb them with 50+ aid because 2 NEW guys sent aid to Kaskus guys (one was what you would call a rogue -- Not NEW govt sanctioned, other was tech deal). Then they had ShangriLa formally declare. Then after that, they had NPO formally declare. Then after that they sanctioned a bunch of Kaskus guys. Then after that they attacked a Kaskus protectorate because we couldn't do anything about it. But then they got scared and gave them peace because Lurunin/PPO stepped in. :wub: Then after that they wouldn't end the war because Rayvon refused to end the war without Kaskus formally admitting defeat in the surrender topic. Which is ironic because he did the same thing but just with him being the one to refuse to surrender. I'm not sure I would call that stomping us, though I would say they fared a bit better then GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 We're not going to do NSO-Kaskus again. Honestly, this thread is interesting enough, so leave Kaskus alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoFreaky Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 That you kidnapped Garion proves you're insane so good post US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letterkenny Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) The idea in itself, while not original, is decent enough, imo. Pity it comes from an alliance no one cares about. Or from an alliance that won't be able to amount to anything.That's the real ticket. If someone with juice and membership with at least half decent warchests made this, I'd be intrigued. It's a cool idea, the execution is just going to be fucking pathetic. Edited October 7, 2013 by Letterkenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Just for a second, just to see how it feels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 That's the real ticket. If someone with juice and membership with at least half decent warchests made this, I'd be intrigued. It's a cool idea, the execution is just going to be fucking pathetic. You can ask NSO or GOONS how our warchests were. Cherry picking the 1 person who bought up to 14,000 infrastructure in order to get a Scientific Development Center just 6 months after being in a heavily outnumbered in a war that lasted 3 months doesn't represent funding levels across the board. Any idiot can see his back-collection at that size is a couple hundred million. I hardly think I need to tell you this though considering the other gather intels we've had on us in the last 24 hours. I don't see those being shared. Does it not fit your point? :v: Anyways equally important is our will to fight, which you will not find lacking either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 This was a fine read. Best wishes to you. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Fight! Fight, or we'll, well, we'll just have to attack your tech dealers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurqanTheReformist Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 It's always fun to watch Kaskus try and.. fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Any idiot can see his back-collection at that size is a couple hundred million. But yet, several months later, still LESS THAN a couple hundred million on-hand [i]right now[/i]. Hasn't collected yet? :v: Love that list btw, you seem to have a little selective memory yourself in there. :popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Damn you Kaskus, you are making me agree with NSO... My feelings towards NSO should be pure, unadulterated contempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 I wholly endorse this announcement. O/ Kaskus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) But yet, several months later, still LESS THAN a couple hundred million on-hand right now. Hasn't collected yet? :v: As I said in that post, he just bought up to 14,000 infrastructure and bought a SDC wonder. That would cost him ~2,167,824,771.57 (2.1billion). After all that he has a couple hundred million left. Love that list btw, you seem to have a little selective memory yourself in there. :popcorn: I do believe I said I did right in that post :) Edited October 8, 2013 by Unknown Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 With all this MI6/NSO love, I'm beginning to wonder if Smurf hasn't ironically caused a step towards peace and stability... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Its an intriguing plan but I see problems you'll face trying to execute it. Nice try tho :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed Intruder Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Is Kaskus a person or an alliance? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurqanTheReformist Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Is Kaskus a person or an alliance? xD ^My fav post so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 With all this MI6/NSO love, I'm beginning to wonder if Smurf hasn't ironically caused a step towards peace and stability... This is the second time in a week. Tywin Lannister brought MI6 / NPO together, it's only a matter of time before the world ends now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 If this was 2009, I'd give you an A for effort, but its 2013 and this is just kind of silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameroca Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 If this was 2009, I'd give you an A for effort, but its 2013 and this is just kind of silly. the weighted companion cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 If we sign 2 treaties, join a bloc and diffuse a war, can we get added 4 times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 the weighted companion cube I'll never stab you in the back ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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