Mompson Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Quinta-Post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasso Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Hail ! Best of luck [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]gentlemen ! [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]o/[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) [center][size=8][color=orange]Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show[/color][/size][/center] Today's guests are known for punching above their weight. Last season, they, often considered the ugly girl, had the audacity to ask the handsome International to Prom. As many of you in the audience may remember, The International took great pains to show kindness and courtesy to the Nuclear Proliferation League. This is the classic love story, a made for T.V. movie, were the ugly girl gets the handsome guy. We here at the Jerry Springer show have a surprise for you. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/JerrySpringerJan2011.jpg/220px-JerrySpringerJan2011.jpg[/img] Please welcome the Nuclear Proliferation League to the show. [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/2aj87z7.jpg[/img] Jerry: Thank you. Thank you. Please hold your applause until you know the full story. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/zn3rj8.jpg[/img] [color=maroon]Camera cuts to montage of NPL's courting of the International, narrated by Jerry.[/color] It's the classic story of the ugly girl, lonely and picked on, always striving to be better than society claims she could ever be. [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/11he26a.jpg[/img] As with all such stories, the girl pines for the handsome and suave boy, the popular boy who could have any girl he desires. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/t86pg8.jpg[/img] After years of being shy, aching to talk to the dapper Int, NPL finally worked up the nerve to ask him to prom: [url="http://forums.cybern...hwaite&st=0%20%20To"]http://forums.cybern...hwaite&st=0 To[/url] NPL's surprise, Int said yes. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/mw4jgm.jpg[/img] It's been a love story for the ages. But NPL has a bit of a surprise for the International today. [color=maroon]Cut back to stage.[/color] Jerry: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the International to the Stage. [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/k2qeq.jpg[/img] Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/1628w0.jpg[/img] Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry: So, NPL, you have something you want to tell Int? NPL to Int: Baby, you know it's been great. I never thought an ugly girl like me would find the good-looking boy like you. Int: So, what are you saying? NPL: Well, being with you has made me realize something. I can get all the handsome boys I want, if I'm willing to put out...and you should know how willing I am. Remember when I put on that nurse's outfit you like so much? [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/4ij50m.jpg[/img] Or, the school girl outfit you said drives you crazy? [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/35jyxdv.jpg[/img] And, remember the one where I dressed up like a girl scout for you, baby? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/b3jryp.jpg[/img] Int: So what are you saying? NPL: Turns out you aren't the only one who likes my outfits. Being with you has given me the confidence to work on my dreams. [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/33lc7r8.gif[/img] Jerry: Shall we bring out the other one who likes NPL's outfits? Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to our stage, The Orange Defense Network. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/1zno4kg.jpg[/img] ODN: Hey baby. INT: ODN? You, you. How could the two of you? NPL: You could share us.... ODN: Speaking of sharing, you know, we do have some former lovers that are still a part of our life. Jerry: Let's bring them out. ODN: You remember the beautiful Multiple Cross-X Alliance? [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/amadi.jpg[/img] Audience: OOOOOOO NPL: I like her. INT: I think I could work with that. MCXA: Oh, ODN. Did you just call us beautiful? Jerry: Well, that's an interesting twist. ODN: I'm not done, Jerry. I would also like to bring in the hunky Christian Coalition of Countries. [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/ntnir.jpg[/img] Audience: Fight! Fight! Fight! Jerry: Whoa. Whoa! Hold it. I don't think ODN is done. ODN: No, Jerry, we aren't. Another of our former lovers is the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/20acohx.jpg[/img] ODN: There are more. We do love our lovers. Let's not forget about the North Atlantic Defense Coalition. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/wtzxnl.jpg[/img] But there is one more. One we always seek out when we need that extra lovin'. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/11giznl.jpg[/img] We do love the way Sparta's abs look when they take off that shirt. Jerry: It appears that ODN may be a slut. Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Aftermath (CCC, CRAP, MXCA, and NADC): We brought a couple of our friends who want in on the action as well. The Apparatus and The Templar Knights. [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/2ut15.jpg[/img] [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/r2oq5f.jpg[/img] Jerry: Now, this is getting a bit out of hand. Audience: More! More! More! Sparta: Well, if Aftermath is bringing it's friends, can we bring ours? Farkistan, R&R, and the Mostly Harmless Alliance. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/wl5vr.jpg[/img][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2zybg3b.jpg[/img][img]http://i45.tinypic.com/mu9xeh.jpg[/img] NPL: We never thought of making it a group thing! We were going to try to drop INT and keep ODN to ourselves, but this seems like way more fun. We are inviting our friends too! We are a bit bummed out that you invited our friends in The Apparatus, Farkistan, and R&R before we could do so. Come on out Random Insanity Alliance, and the Global Order of Darkness. [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/352oq2q.jpg[/img][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/20hkpzm.jpg[/img] Jerry: Seriously, I think we need Steve and the rest of security out here to stop this before it gets out of hand. [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/17qpvc.jpg[/img] NPL: Well, then let's make it kinky and bring in our lovable friends in the New Polar Order. [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2z9e7vb.jpg[/img] INT: You do realize that we have more friends than just ODN, right? Everybody Else: We're counting on it. Jerry: I think this break-up just turned into a twisted orgy. We'll be right back after this break. Edited January 22, 2013 by smurthwaite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 An announcement so great that you had to post it like five times and it broke the OWF. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Hello there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Longworth Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) o/ Equilibrium Welcome to the fight guys! Edited January 22, 2013 by Horatio Longworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Hubb Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [quote name='President Gunn' timestamp='1358830150' post='3082974'] Hubb, The Man Who Just Had Sex with Your Mother [/quote] Last sig is the best sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) Well golly, Methuselah's buttocks couldn't sustain such a feature. Poor ODN and INT. This will hurt. Edited January 22, 2013 by Turin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeCoHo Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 inb4 "it took [insert number of alliances here] to take down DoomHouse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Congratulations, the very foundation of Cyber Nations is being eliminated by those ignoring the basic construct of what would be know as a Treaty. How the Status Quo truly puppeteers nobility and honor for its own liking. Real politik at its finest right here Ladies and Gentlemen. At least these alliances are an onslaught on garbage and maybe won't hide in peace mode the entire war this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandelsand Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 hahahahahahahahahaha i can't even comment on how hilarious this is. I hope it ends well for Umb, MK, ToP, and ODN.. (etc...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklink7748 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Another day, another tech raid. Goodbye ODN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Havok Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 The coalition hungers for more ODN chumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirunei Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Welcome to the fray enjoy yourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [img]http://i.imgur.com/rUTaQov.gif[/img] For when life just becomes awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDI Crossfire Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 DID SOMEONE SAY WAR?!?!?!?!? BROHONS ASSEMBLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Biscuit Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 FOR THE BROHON! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev0win Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/adn8sj.png[/img] o/ Allies o/ Friends o/ Coalition o/ New Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippyjuice Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Godspeed gentlemen! Also, what an astonishingly high number of alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 We really needed more alliances on this announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathAdder Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 o/ XX o/ Equilibrium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Exodus Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yerushalayim Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) Nothing personal. It's just business. Edited January 22, 2013 by Yerushalayim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 This is just like old times. SF and friends sally forth to their destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwise Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [size=5]Hark to all who would hear the word of our Lord, the Elesef: The Most Compassionate, the Most Merciful, the Most Sexy, the Most Exotic, the Most Sublime! As pious adherents to our religion, the one true religion of the Elesef, faithfulness is commanded to us by the one god, the Elesef: He Who Hath the Holy Oiled Pecs and Abs of Divinity. It is thus written in the Most Holy: "O, my Chosen Animals! Before I leave once more, just remember the powindah oppressors must not think they can get away. If given the opportunity, they will oppress without mercy, so terrorize them with any weapon you can muster." It is thus in most sacred and holy dedication that we acknowledge the declaration of hostilities to be sanctified and validated by the the followers of the Elesef, the Most Wise. Let the faithful fist and steel of the Elesufi faithful and those of her allies create punishing death to the foul anus of the powindah who would lead Elesef's chosen creation astray--bismelesef.[/size] [center][size=5][img]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6382/600pxflagofthelibertari.png[/img][/size][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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