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Bob Ilyani

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About Bob Ilyani

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    History Needs Butchers
  • Birthday June 21

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    Slavic Empire
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    The Order of the Paradox
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  1. Unpopular opinion: Bound 2 is easily the worst song on Yeezus.
  2. Rey, you know I rank your talents highly and you'd be first off the board in any other year, but you know this is Wiggins' time to shine.
  3. Awwwww, now you've made me blush.
  4. You've had "recruit me" on your IRC tag, your OWF account and your OWF AA for days now. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if no one has actually tried to recruit you by now, the issue might be the product, not the buyer.
  5. If you were actually trying to put this behind you (as the whole "last blog on this issue" would indicate), then you wouldn't be trying to seek attention and drama by making another blog post. I sincerely hope (but doubt) that this is the last comment on this blog.
  6. Managed to get an HBO GO password off of a friend, so I actually did get to watch this tonight. Spoilers below:
  7. If the avatar/sig didn't let you know, I'm a big fan. Sadly I don't have HBO where I currently am so I won't be able to watch it until later
  8. English, French, Serbian. Get @ me
  9. Wait, sorry what? When the $%&@ were you in ARES? I totally forget that that ever happened Edit: and yes, consider this a derailment of your blog post.
  10. Heh. I'll admit the thought crossed my mind, and I considered mentioning it in my reply, but chose not too as it's a can of worms I don't usually enjoy opening. But hey, here we are!
  11. I think what you mention is one of my favourite parts of the founding of NSO... seeing all these people fly towards him, forming a line and getting on their knees. It was laughable. Of course NSO is totally different now (you would know), but it really was a cult of awful personality for a while.
  12. This is far too rich. Read Chax's post, it might enlighten you a tad.
  13. What the $%&@ did you just !@#$@#$ say about me, you little !@#$%*? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the $%&@ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my !@#$@#$ words. You think you can get away with saying that !@#$ to me over the Internet? Think again, !@#$%. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re !@#$@#$ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little !@#$. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your !@#$@#$ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will !@#$ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re !@#$@#$ dead, kiddo. Oh my god, you're a moron. Come back to posting again when you graduate high school. Clearly my services are in demand...
  14. I don't know, but I think I should blog about the possibilities.
  15. See, now you're just being absurd.
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