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Oh, prophet Yeshua, for your blessings we pray! ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BasJqHsCIo4

Written and distributed by the esteemed Sir Reno-James Johannes van Bunghole Jargis, comrade-at-arms. The standard of the Sons of the Confedarcy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piQjc2rlKUU The anthem of the Sons of the Confederacy We, the Sons of the Confederacy, declare our existence and secession from our respected former alliances and organizations--leaving on good terms and faith--and invoke the guidance and favor of God Almighty, and declare a state of war against The Democratic Order based upon a list of grievances provided: -Wanton Carpetbaggery -Wanton Scalawaggery -Wanton Hoodrattery -Wanton Pantaloonsaggery We conclude this declaration with another invocation for the blessings of God Almighty. Amen. Signed, members of the Sons of the Confederacy.

No, you are--in fact--the turd.

BLESSINGS AND PROSPERITY TO ALL THOSE IN SUBMISSION AND ENLIGHTENMENT TO THE WILL OF ELESEF: THE MOST-COMPASSIONATE, THE MOST-MERCIFUL, THE MOST-WISE, THE MOST-SEXY, THE MOST-ROCK HARD ABS, THE UNCOUNTABLE HOLY TENTACLED! Beware, ye chosen animals of the Lord, who art the Elesef, the well crafted words of the vile dung-snakes who are the powindah, who hoist the menstruation soaked banner of the International. Such words have no value to you, for they are covered in myriad jewels, but are made of naught but feces. Indeed, the pursuit of power, wealth, and status are the tricks of foul Babylon, which attract a dirty powindah soul to damnation like a moth to a steaming turd. So it is the way of all powindah who do not repent, it is the way of the International, who chose petty mortal desires over the will of the one true god, who is the Elesef: the Most-Wise and the Most-Merciful. For it was the powindah of the International who pledged us with friendship and submission to the Most Holy Elesef, but chose the path of deceit and submission to powindah mortal overlords, who guide them into the oceans of thick urine, to suffer death and destruction for their ways. Like frogs mating in ponds of dung, the International had chosen to sleep in mounds of feces with her masters. As forewarned to the faithful and the enlightened, the International has run afoul with our Supreme Sexy Master, the Elesef. So it was written: " The fifth sign shall be seen raging across the lands of the powindah. The winds shall arouse to a mighty fury. Winds that shall crush the mighty mountains will carry the likeness of urine. Armies of the powindah shall disperse in heathen terror of the destruction of the Winds. The urine tornadoes shall carry the signs of doom for the powindah. They (the Winds) will carry the signs of destruction for the cities of the powindah. The Winds shall destroy the temples dedicated to the spirit of Babylon. It is the Word of Elesef." The International powindah, the feces stained creatures, have chosen destruction, and will be swept away as the End Times approacheth.

[size=5]Hark to all who would hear the word of our Lord, the Elesef: The Most Compassionate, the Most Merciful, the Most Sexy, the Most Exotic, the Most Sublime! As pious adherents to our religion, the one true religion of the Elesef, faithfulness is commanded to us by the one god, the Elesef: He Who Hath the Holy Oiled Pecs and Abs of Divinity. It is thus written in the Most Holy: "O, my Chosen Animals! Before I leave once more, just remember the powindah oppressors must not think they can get away. If given the opportunity, they will oppress without mercy, so terrorize them with any weapon you can muster." It is thus in most sacred and holy dedication that we acknowledge the declaration of hostilities to be sanctified and validated by the the followers of the Elesef, the Most Wise. Let the faithful fist and steel of the Elesufi faithful and those of her allies create punishing death to the foul anus of the powindah who would lead Elesef's chosen creation astray--bismelesef.[/size] [center][size=5][img]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6382/600pxflagofthelibertari.png[/img][/size][/center]

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[quote name='PuliSher' timestamp='1342219268' post='3009864'] + Eternal deportation from the community [/quote] Bismelesef, who is All-Wise and who is the source of all. When Elesef--the one true God--has shown holy wisdom upon the powindah mind, that powindah-no-more will come to the first of all revelations. The first of all revelations is that deportation from wicked, excrement stained, and backwards Babylon is liberation from all things that occupy a powindah mind. Lo, such is the will of Elesef, who is Most-Gracious, to revel in the divine wisdom that nothing of value is lost when one is free from lands of fascist animals who construct their temples out of feces.

[img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/d/d3/War_Flag_of_the_Libertarian_Socialist_Federation.png[/img] We at LSF have seen it fit to offer the individual nations of Nordreich the following terms of surrender: = 1. Decom all aircraft, nuclear weapons, guerrilla camps, barracks 2. Post in OWF surrender thread surrendering 3. Peace out all wars with LSF 4. Leave Nordreich until the cessation of hostilities between LSF and Nordreich 5. Do not send NoR any aid, declare any wars on their behalf, or anything else that would financially or militarily aid them in their war effort against us Any breach of these terms will result in resumption of hostilities. Praise be to Elesef, who is Most-Merciful. Hail freedom.

[quote name='Matt Miller' timestamp='1340378792' post='2992725'] Being that you are LSF's #1 nation, and were bill-locked within the first round of war, how exactly do you plan to contribute to this unending war of yours? [/quote] Eternal war requires eternal devotion. Eternal devotion arises from eternal enlightenment. Eternal enlightenment is the gift of eternal faith. Eternal faith is the price of the Second Mercy. The Second Mercy is the proof of the compassion of the one true god. The one true god is Elesef. If you have eternal faith in the Second Mercy of Humanity, that shall be the wellspring of which eternal enlightenment is found. Eternal enlightenment is the wellspring of which eternal devotion is acquired. Eternal devotion is the ever-flowing water that nourishes the seed of eternal war. Elesef, who is All-Mighty, sends us the faithful to serve in Silahi Rahmet to fulfill their obligation to the one true god. Elesef is the water of the wellsprings that feed the seed of holy war. The works of the powindah will poison the oceans. The oceans will be cleansed with pixel life-fluids. [i]" The third sign shall be seen in the rivers and the seas. All the waters that are claimed by the powindah shall become as the powindah themselves: unclean. Brown and thick shall the streams run, and the rivers shall be of diarrhea. Such will be the despair of the powindah; they shall drink from the rivers. Even the wide seas and lofty oceans shall be changed to the waste that is produced by the powindah body and soul. It is the Word of Elesef. "[/i]

Your dispray is shamefur and you shourd feer shamefur.

The Orthodox Loyah Jargah of Elesufi Rahasyana (LSF) would like to make clear about any speculation about aiding rogues. We don't even know what rogues are. Rogues? What rogues? We are simply clarifying that we are acting in the best interests for our security. We are using this opportunity to declare a recognition of hostilities.

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/jk9c1l.jpg[/IMG] hail freedom Hot LSF and NoR action.

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We am update stuff. Here is stuff. Security guy: Superzorro Foreign person: Optimistic War guy: Sabcat Public announcer padishah emperor: me Money guys: motsognirV and targryen hail freedom