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  1. Horatio Longworth

    D1 dow

  2. Horatio Longworth

    D1 dow

    Lying in bed when I get an e-mail notification on my phone at precisely 12:59. Crummy night. Good luck. Have fun. o/ War
  3. Horatio Longworth

    TE Round 46 Start Date

    YES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
  4. Horatio Longworth

    TE- Round 46

    Daddy left us.
  5. Horatio Longworth

    TE- Round 46

    "Was it because I was bad?"
  6. Horatio Longworth

    TE- Round 46

    Daddy drove alone to the store to pick up some cigarettes. He must have gotten lost because it's been two months and he's still not back.
  7. I'm fine. I'm not ignoring you all. I'm just taking a break from planet Steve. . . early. RL is very, very, busy for me right now. Good luck to everyone next round. o/
  8. Horatio Longworth

    We come in pieces

    Let's get physicals.
  9. Horatio Longworth

    War Faces

    o/ War
  10. Horatio Longworth

    Winter is Coming with Fire and Blood

    *nods in approval* o/
  11. Horatio Longworth

    Round 45

    Thank you.
  12. Horatio Longworth

    You Are Cordially Invited...

    Oh boy, here we go.
  13. Horatio Longworth

    Death Cookie

    Quoted for posterity. Thank you.
  14. Horatio Longworth

    Death Cookie

    Could someone please post the logs of what those nukes look like?
  15. Horatio Longworth

    Closing out Rnd44

    The ground still shook occasionally as the earth rumbled in aftershocks, groaning as if it could deny what was happening. Bars of sunlight cast through the rents in the walls where the explosions of war knocked debris loose. The dead lay everywhere, mostly soldiers, struck down for sport, cast aside so as easily with the effort of a madman pushing buttons. Lord of Darkness wandered aimlessly through the command post. "Where did everyone go?" Lord of Darkness wondered aloud. "I could have sworn there were more people around when I had started." Behind him, the air rippled and solidified into a man clothed in all black. The man looked around in curiosity and stepped carefully to avoid the dead. "Lord of the Darkness," he said, "I have come for you." "Who are you?" Lord of Darkness asked. "Once, I was called Horatio Longworth, but now--" "The guy with the hoplite avatar." By Admin! Is that what people call me these days?!" The man in black cackled. "Nevertheless, you will remember who I am." Someone outside the pattern pressed a few buttons and a new war screen popped up. "You've been fighting for DEFCON 1 this whole round!" Lord of Darkness accused as the memories flooded back to him. "For 90 days, you've been fighting against us!" "You pitiful fool! We have not been fighting for one round, but every round.” The man in black answered with scorn. “--Or at the very least since round 43. I have discovered that with every turn of The Wheel, you and I are destined to fight each other. A thousand battles past and a thousand battles yet to come." Pan-Torac XII declares war on Angmar. #ROLLLOD2017 #ROLLLORDOFDARKNESS #LORDOFDORKNESS
  16. Horatio Longworth

    The Anti-Cheese Crusade

    This war was fails to meet what I expected of you two.
  17. Horatio Longworth

    Recogniton of ?

    But, why?
  18. Horatio Longworth

    Blame Das

    Wait, what?
  19. Horatio Longworth

    Don't look at Sparta like that!

    IRON steamrollers be like
  20. Horatio Longworth

    Don't look at Sparta like that!

    Hey, the server actually sent the war e-mail in a timely manner this time! o/ war
  21. *teeth grinding intensifies* For the curious:
  22. All I see here are a bunch or usurpers. The North seeks to split my kingdom in half. I will not have it. The Casualties Throne is mine by rights! All those who deny that are my foes. o/ war
  23. Horatio Longworth

    Oh Damn... IRON Inbound

    Very poor form. You're supposed to wait until your target is in anarchy. Very amateur move.