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[quote]
The undersigned declare war on ODN/Int and join the equilibrium coalition. As previously stated, any attacks will be treated as an attack on every signatory.

/s/

For the Global Order of Darkness,
Xiphosis, Dark Lord
KCToker, Lord of War
Lion, Lord of the Interior
AngelRick, Lord of DIplomacy

For the Libertarian Socialist Federation,
Co-Ordinator of Alliance Security:
Superzorro
Co-Ordinator of Foreign Affairs:
Optimistic (Alex Thompson)
Co-Ordinator of Economics:
anarquista
Co-Ordinator of War:
Pile Butts
Public Announcer of the LSF:
Holland Likaschivulkaschlick (Sunwise) & Space Monkey

For the Random Insanity Alliance

[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110412002304/cybernations/images/thumb/9/94/Cactuar-destroyer-of-worlds.jpg/300px-Cactuar-destroyer-of-worlds.jpg[/img]

im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Protector of ARES
Ogaden, Spammer of Inboxes, Giver of Happy Endings, Retard Savant, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Mexico
Croix, Head of Recruitment
biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People
cctmsp13 - Viceroy of the RIA, Sovereign of the NPL, Former Economic Advisor, friend to all living things except Holomycota
Apophis775, Master of Internal Affairs of the RIA, He who must not be named without word-brutha, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, Destroyer of worlds, "the great dark one", Emissary of the Prophets, Former Grang Nagus, Dovahkiin, Iron Jay, Future Companion to the Doctor, Wielder of Axe Body Spray, Keeper of the Key, Last of the Rainacorns, He who Braces Himself for Winter
Moth, moth
Brian, HoE

For R&R

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YsgzX.jpg[/img]

EgoFreaky - President
AmbroseIV (Bambi) - Vice-President
Garion - Minister of Foreign Affairs
GreyOps - Minister of Defense

For Ragnarok
[img]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j165/MistahHoo/RoKLogo.png[/img]
Wombaticus - Emperor
Jekalle - Regent

For Invicta,
[img]http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss9/Invicta_Alliance/invicta1small.png[/img]

Thrash, President, lolcommies, and I have no idea why we're using this DoW or why we have a million sigs.
rotty, vice top cop, preacher of the pron, master cave hummer, lord of forgetfulness. aka Phate
President Gunn of Acturea, Chief of Staff, Totally wasted while typing this :popcorn: , oh yeah totally dreaming right now
Imperial Sparta, Minister of War, Porn Star Extraordinaire
~~ Ellis, We should have done a triple-break-off flank attack
~~~ Brandonreha, Former minor, ROLL LEGION
~~~ Contra, what have I just signed?
LEARZ, MASTER OF CAPS LOCK, OWNER OF THE INTERWEBZ, CAPABLE OF BACKTRACING, FEARSOME DIGI-WARRIOR, AND MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS also i have a banana
~~ Killlman4, Senior awesomesauce Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
King Biscuit of Ovencia, Minister of Finance, Bringer of Zazz, Paper Husband of Liz, Actual Husband of Justavictim, and General OPSEC Risk
PrinceVegeta, Minister of "Internal" Affairs, Prince of all Saiyans, The one whom turns left and smacks all of you with his [Redacted], Killer of sandwhiches
Haflinger, yes, [i]that guy[/i]
ShotgunWilly, Former Minister of Finance, former Vice President, former Director of Citizenship former Lieutenant, Assistant Webmaster, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs (I think...), Peer of the Realm, Advisor to the President, etc. etc. etc... Oh, yea, and that guy who's about to... well, I think my name says the rest.

For the North Atlantic Defense Coalition:

Tiagoroth - Secretary General and Minister of Foreign Affairs
TankKiller - Minister of Internal Affairs
tony2456 - Military Operations Commander and Minister of Education
Scotia the Brave - Minister of Finance
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yh426.png[/img]

[img]http://www.mostlyharmlessalliance.com/styles/hermes/imageset/MHA.jpg[/img]

For the Mostly Harmless Alliance:

AndyDe - MHA Triumvir
Belari - MHA Triumvir
Nishiyoshi - MHA Triumvir

For the New Polar Order:

[img]http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x204/Sigma_012/PolarisBird.png[/img]


Emperor - Dajobo
Imperial Regent - EaTeM_uP
Minister of Truth - Quantum Leap
Minister of Peace - Hullean
Minister of Plenty - Mompson
Minister of Love - Medic32
Imperator Emeritus - RandomInterrupt
Imperator Emeritus - AlmightyGrub
Imperial Advisor - Fallen_Fool
Imperial Advisor - GEwilliam

For The Templar Knights
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img203/1849/ttkflag.jpg[/img]
Hawkeye - Grand Master
Salsabeast1 - Minister of Foreign Affairs
Chuck and Amy - Minister of Defense
Piejonk - Elder Council

For the Christian Coalition of Countries,
Czechinthepipes, Chancellor
Les Paul Supreme, Vice Chancellor
Xander the Great, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Scooby Doo, Minister of Defence
ExodusII, Minister of Internal Affairs

[b]For Sparta:[/b]

[img]http://www.cnsparta.com/forums/seals/warflag.png[/img]

DeathAdder, King of Sparta
Yerushalayim, King of Sparta
Aaditya, Ephor of Lykoi
JayR95, Ephor of Philoxenia
Balthier, Ephor of Mesoa

[b]For Avalanche:[/b]
[img]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm98/SirDog_photos/NewFlag-forum.jpg[/img]
Alpine Patroller - Sir Exodus
Nordic Patroller - Melchizedek
Mountain Host - Minion Rouse
Auxiliary Patrollers -
Nitropenta - Devolpment and Aid
Don Supremo - Recruiting

For the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance
Jrkee - Chancellor
Gopherbashi - Minister of Finance
AndrewHG - Minister of Interior
Agent Chaos - Minister of Foreign Affairs
Mr Havok - Minister of Defense
RooBlueII - Member at Large
14dwright - Member at Large

For FARK
Submitter- Manwithplanx
Squirrel- Mr Vicarious
Speaker of the Council- Cable77
Totalfark Council- Randomly Jim, CountryMouse, 182, Docmeister

For the Nuclear Proliferation League,
Prime Minister - KemMo
Deputy Prime Minister - Gofast2006
Consul - Morjon
Warhead of Foreign Affairs - King Wally
Warhead of Communications - Smurthwaite
Warhead of Recruiting - Houston
Warhead of Education - Dark Zone Elite
Chief Compliance Officer - Corrosive Affliction

For the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers
~Chuck Normis, Triumvir
~constapatedape, Triumvir
~Raistandantilus, Triumvir
~Harvey the Wonder Hamster

For The Legion,
./s/ Killer04- Imperator
./s/ Tzar Rob- Proconsul
./s/ SpecialMike- Minister of Economics
./s/ bjalbert- Minister of Internal Affairs
./s/ CodFCS- Minister of Defense
./s/ justavictim82- Minister of Foreign Affairs[/quote]

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[center]Did someone call for...

[b]Hot Cops?[/b]

[img]https://i.minus.com/ibqOkXTGMyiCQM.jpg[/img]


Well, Invicta was just taking a dump with the door open when DB4D wandered by and asked if we had any plans for the evening. Coyly, Invicta responded 'why no, no plans tonight, tee hee.' 'Well,' DB4D said, 'we might be doing something... naughty tonight... it would be a shame if the [i]police[/i] showed up...'

[img]https://cdntam.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/hotcop.jpg[/img]


Pursuant to our [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113094&hl]treaty[/url] with the sexy Death Before Dishonor alliance, Invicta sensually activates the following article:


Article: This is Crazy, But Here's My Number, Call Me Maybe?
Invicta and Death Before Dishonor agree that if one of us gets in trouble, or decides to start some trouble, they may request oh-so-sexy help from the other. The requested signatory is encouraged, although not required, to dispatch help, aid, and/or hot cops.


You've been very naughty, DB4D, mm-yes. I think you'll have to go down to the jail and spend some time there with all those nasty boys.

[img]https://i.minus.com/iU46d809Brp46.gif[/img]

I understand [url=http://i48.tinypic.com/10el9xs.jpg]Jorost is the warden there[/url], so make sure you win the annual mudfight that's going on..... Clothing optional, of course.

tl;dr Invicta is stripping for the coalition.

[b](this isn't an official DoW, we just wanted to use this treaty for obvious reasons. you may now return to your regularly scheduled nuking. We like Equilibrium Yo.)[/b][/center]


[b]Invicta Government[/b]

Thrash, President, lolcommies, and I have no idea why we're using this DoW or why we have a million sigs.
rotty, vice top cop, preacher of the pron, master cave hummer, lord of forgetfulness. aka Phate
President Gunn of Acturea, Chief of Staff, Totally wasted while typing this :popcorn: , oh yeah totally dreaming right now
Imperial Sparta, Minister of War, Porn Star Extraordinaire
~~ Ellis, We should have done a triple-break-off flank attack
~~~ Brandonreha, Former minor, ROLL LEGION
~~~ Contra, what have I just signed?
LEARZ, MASTER OF CAPS LOCK, OWNER OF THE INTERWEBZ, CAPABLE OF BACKTRACING, FEARSOME DIGI-WARRIOR, AND MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS also i have a banana
~~ Killlman4, Senior awesomesauce Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
King Biscuit of Ovencia, Minister of Finance, Bringer of Zazz, Paper Husband of Liz, Actual Husband of Justavictim, and General OPSEC Risk
PrinceVegeta, Minister of "Internal" Affairs, Prince of all Saiyans, The one whom turns left and smacks all of you with his [Redacted], Killer of sandwhiches
Haflinger, yes, [i]that guy[/i]
ShotgunWilly, Former Minister of Finance, former Vice President, former Director of Citizenship former Lieutenant, Assistant Webmaster, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs (I think...), Peer of the Realm, Advisor to the President, etc. etc. etc... Oh, yea, and that guy who's about to... well, I think my name says the rest.


[b]Special Honored Guest (aka we nuked him so we felt bad)[/b]


Darrr of Area X, Top Ranking Nuclear Rouge Sanctioned Nation


[b]Other Lovely Special People (Literally...)[/b]


xR1 - Lone African Warrior of Invicta -- Keeping war real in Invicta, cumming linguist, Aesthetic God of Invicta, Undead Nightmare, and General Pain in the Ass
Birtha, Totally not stalking Learz, but if you see him can you tell him I said I got a new bed?
memoryproblems, WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Jack's Cold Sweat, Master Debater
Locke of Why the Hell am I Here?, Returner from the dead, Chief of Staff, Signer of Things
Ekaterina Kurae, Princess Imperial of all the Russias, Lawful Heir to the Romanov Throne of Saint Petersburg, Wielder of Copper, Honorary Lesbian
[02:46:16] <Stelitos> Stelios, Toga Dragon-Otter, uhh idk.. i dont do this often
[Redacted], Invicta's Security and Statistics Guru, yes I am watching you baby And You're all going to die down here, especially with me targeted those puny things you call nations
Flashlight, Jorost's Play toyz, wait... did I misspell something in this sentence?
Nascar's Bottle of Rum, because why not?
Lustyvictim82, Hardgay Menace, Head Global Instigator and leader of the Roll Legion Movement
Google Mobile, because I love watching the Invicta forums 24/7
James Alan Hetfield, ex-Alcoholic.
His Imperial, Royal, and Serene Majesty Michael, Prince of Prussia, by the Grace of God Emperor of Greater Germania, King of Germany, Consul of the Lower Zorge Valley, Lord Protector of Maiden's Isle, Perpetual Vicar of National Unionism in the Germanic Domains
The Sage Wolf Horo of Yoitsu, Protector of the Harvest of Pasloe Village
Tetsero of Ultimin-Twin-Towers-Never-Happened-Holocaust-Never-Happened-9-11-Two-Thousand-FUN-Anal-Fissures-Give-Me-Shivers-(of-pleasure)-Rectify-my-Foot-up-your-Ass-fist-vaginal-belching-ia
Miller04 also known as Sprinklez, not to be touched on Tuesdays, also known as Major E Rection
Randy Marsh, Geologist
Whitestuff, pee-pee toucher deluxe, part time nuisance and token Legion man-whore
Stacks, lover of swallows, chocolate pudding enthusiast, guy at the gym with the ackward boner
Mako Lim, Resident Wolfgirl of the German Democratic Republic, Daughter of the Revolution
Hank Hill - Seller of Propane and Propane Accessories
King Hobbs, Professional Jackalope Hunter and Former Minister of Internal Affairs
Asuka Kasen, Shateigashira of the Yakuza of Liberty, Sadist of Newport, Shibari Expert
Nascar8FanGA, Ruhtard, Jorost's Homoerotic Nightmare
Enzyte: The Long Lasting Love Machine (Alliteration At Its Finest)
Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution, Protector of the Jamahiriya
TzarBabe, Drunken Master, Keeper of the Blue Fingerpaint, Alien Abductee
Meshaal, Rider of the White Sands, Light of the Desert, Bringer of Justice, Defender of the God of Abraham, Liberator of the Holy Land, Not-so-Secret Trap
miller64 provider of cheap beer
Phate408, [redacted], Roller of Legion, Rectifier of All Things Rectal
Omnipotens, eternal screw-up and Dutch royal ass.
&#1040;&#1083;&#1081;&#1089;&#1090;&#1100;&#1077;&#1088;, Comrade Bubbles
Infopowerbroker, Workin for The Man who makes the Dollah Bills (and also Makes It Rain)
Lord James, the phantom menace, son of Thor, husband of Athena, destroyer of worlds, builder of dreams
Commandant Lassard.
Mrs. Infopowerbroker, Ok, Ok, I'll let you get up for the blitz [annoyed sigh].
Octavian, Help me, these people never let me out of their closets.
Rudekker of Milwaukee. Just this guy, you know?
Jon32492 Deputy Minister of I didn't read anything above, let's kick some ass
KingTopherXXIII - Keeper of the Seven Keys, Seventh Son of the Seventh Son, Shogun of INVICTA and ghost of Amonra
Lord kj | FREEDOM FIGHTER
Mot The Mountain Follower.
WhiteStuff, All over your face.
Kokrage, Department of Raging Fighting Fowl
Kustarust - Chief Torturer and Head of Torture Development Centre.
Fapsalot - Minister of Moistness
Buttermerde, Creepy French-o-phile and Cunnilingus Adept, Second Class.
todka, alcoholic extraordinaire
VLzheimer, Legion test pilot of anti senility drugs.
Rusted Puppy, hippie extraordinaire and peacemonger general
FUstarKU, Minister of not understanding how this works
KrazyIvan, Bomb-Making !@#$%^&
Codelicious, Fish Finger Fieldsman
Cracken, eternal supplier of cocaine and top hats.
V. Har'don, Chief Supplier of Viagra.
Boozels, avid consumer of soothing adult beverages
Lordfagon, all of my wat?
dickdemon1, demon of dicks
Tripwire292, bringer of the [url=http://i.imgur.com/cuoD3.jpg]fat-lady [/url]
Xiphosis, Replacement Invicta Puppetmaster
Extracum, extra cum
LeonidaRe - damn how long is your frickin name dude! Minister of Puffery
joelara, minister of grammar and syntax
Saccs, lover of swallows, chocolate pudding enthusiast, guy at the gym with the ackward boner
KingBob, Chief Bunghole Inspector, keeper of the breakdown, probably drunk
Hubb, The Man Who Just Had Sex with Your Mother

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o/ [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]Equilibrium[/size][/font][/color]

o/ TTK

o/ WAR

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