EgoFreaky Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) [quote] The undersigned declare war on ODN/Int and join the equilibrium coalition. As previously stated, any attacks will be treated as an attack on every signatory. /s/ For the Global Order of Darkness, Xiphosis, Dark Lord KCToker, Lord of War Lion, Lord of the Interior AngelRick, Lord of DIplomacy For the Libertarian Socialist Federation, Co-Ordinator of Alliance Security: Superzorro Co-Ordinator of Foreign Affairs: Optimistic (Alex Thompson) Co-Ordinator of Economics: anarquista Co-Ordinator of War: Pile Butts Public Announcer of the LSF: Holland Likaschivulkaschlick (Sunwise) & Space Monkey For the Random Insanity Alliance [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110412002304/cybernations/images/thumb/9/94/Cactuar-destroyer-of-worlds.jpg/300px-Cactuar-destroyer-of-worlds.jpg[/img] im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Protector of ARES Ogaden, Spammer of Inboxes, Giver of Happy Endings, Retard Savant, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Mexico Croix, Head of Recruitment biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People cctmsp13 - Viceroy of the RIA, Sovereign of the NPL, Former Economic Advisor, friend to all living things except Holomycota Apophis775, Master of Internal Affairs of the RIA, He who must not be named without word-brutha, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, Destroyer of worlds, "the great dark one", Emissary of the Prophets, Former Grang Nagus, Dovahkiin, Iron Jay, Future Companion to the Doctor, Wielder of Axe Body Spray, Keeper of the Key, Last of the Rainacorns, He who Braces Himself for Winter Moth, moth Brian, HoE For R&R [img]http://i.imgur.com/YsgzX.jpg[/img] EgoFreaky - President AmbroseIV (Bambi) - Vice-President Garion - Minister of Foreign Affairs GreyOps - Minister of Defense For Ragnarok [img]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j165/MistahHoo/RoKLogo.png[/img] Wombaticus - Emperor Jekalle - Regent For Invicta, [img]http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss9/Invicta_Alliance/invicta1small.png[/img] Thrash, President, lolcommies, and I have no idea why we're using this DoW or why we have a million sigs. rotty, vice top cop, preacher of the pron, master cave hummer, lord of forgetfulness. aka Phate President Gunn of Acturea, Chief of Staff, Totally wasted while typing this , oh yeah totally dreaming right now Imperial Sparta, Minister of War, Porn Star Extraordinaire ~~ Ellis, We should have done a triple-break-off flank attack ~~~ Brandonreha, Former minor, ROLL LEGION ~~~ Contra, what have I just signed? LEARZ, MASTER OF CAPS LOCK, OWNER OF THE INTERWEBZ, CAPABLE OF BACKTRACING, FEARSOME DIGI-WARRIOR, AND MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS also i have a banana ~~ Killlman4, Senior awesomesauce Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs King Biscuit of Ovencia, Minister of Finance, Bringer of Zazz, Paper Husband of Liz, Actual Husband of Justavictim, and General OPSEC Risk PrinceVegeta, Minister of "Internal" Affairs, Prince of all Saiyans, The one whom turns left and smacks all of you with his [Redacted], Killer of sandwhiches Haflinger, yes, [i]that guy[/i] ShotgunWilly, Former Minister of Finance, former Vice President, former Director of Citizenship former Lieutenant, Assistant Webmaster, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs (I think...), Peer of the Realm, Advisor to the President, etc. etc. etc... Oh, yea, and that guy who's about to... well, I think my name says the rest. For the North Atlantic Defense Coalition: Tiagoroth - Secretary General and Minister of Foreign Affairs TankKiller - Minister of Internal Affairs tony2456 - Military Operations Commander and Minister of Education Scotia the Brave - Minister of Finance [img]http://i.imgur.com/yh426.png[/img] [img]http://www.mostlyharmlessalliance.com/styles/hermes/imageset/MHA.jpg[/img] For the Mostly Harmless Alliance: AndyDe - MHA Triumvir Belari - MHA Triumvir Nishiyoshi - MHA Triumvir For the New Polar Order: [img]http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x204/Sigma_012/PolarisBird.png[/img] Emperor - Dajobo Imperial Regent - EaTeM_uP Minister of Truth - Quantum Leap Minister of Peace - Hullean Minister of Plenty - Mompson Minister of Love - Medic32 Imperator Emeritus - RandomInterrupt Imperator Emeritus - AlmightyGrub Imperial Advisor - Fallen_Fool Imperial Advisor - GEwilliam For The Templar Knights [img]http://imageshack.us/a/img203/1849/ttkflag.jpg[/img] Hawkeye - Grand Master Salsabeast1 - Minister of Foreign Affairs Chuck and Amy - Minister of Defense Piejonk - Elder Council For the Christian Coalition of Countries, Czechinthepipes, Chancellor Les Paul Supreme, Vice Chancellor Xander the Great, Minister of Foreign Affairs Scooby Doo, Minister of Defence ExodusII, Minister of Internal Affairs [b]For Sparta:[/b] [img]http://www.cnsparta.com/forums/seals/warflag.png[/img] DeathAdder, King of Sparta Yerushalayim, King of Sparta Aaditya, Ephor of Lykoi JayR95, Ephor of Philoxenia Balthier, Ephor of Mesoa [b]For Avalanche:[/b] [img]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm98/SirDog_photos/NewFlag-forum.jpg[/img] Alpine Patroller - Sir Exodus Nordic Patroller - Melchizedek Mountain Host - Minion Rouse Auxiliary Patrollers - Nitropenta - Devolpment and Aid Don Supremo - Recruiting For the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance Jrkee - Chancellor Gopherbashi - Minister of Finance AndrewHG - Minister of Interior Agent Chaos - Minister of Foreign Affairs Mr Havok - Minister of Defense RooBlueII - Member at Large 14dwright - Member at Large For FARK Submitter- Manwithplanx Squirrel- Mr Vicarious Speaker of the Council- Cable77 Totalfark Council- Randomly Jim, CountryMouse, 182, Docmeister For the Nuclear Proliferation League, Prime Minister - KemMo Deputy Prime Minister - Gofast2006 Consul - Morjon Warhead of Foreign Affairs - King Wally Warhead of Communications - Smurthwaite Warhead of Recruiting - Houston Warhead of Education - Dark Zone Elite Chief Compliance Officer - Corrosive Affliction For the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers ~Chuck Normis, Triumvir ~constapatedape, Triumvir ~Raistandantilus, Triumvir ~Harvey the Wonder Hamster For The Legion, ./s/ Killer04- Imperator ./s/ Tzar Rob- Proconsul ./s/ SpecialMike- Minister of Economics ./s/ bjalbert- Minister of Internal Affairs ./s/ CodFCS- Minister of Defense ./s/ justavictim82- Minister of Foreign Affairs[/quote] Edited January 22, 2013 by EgoFreaky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Gunn Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [center]Did someone call for... [b]Hot Cops?[/b] [img]https://i.minus.com/ibqOkXTGMyiCQM.jpg[/img] Well, Invicta was just taking a dump with the door open when DB4D wandered by and asked if we had any plans for the evening. Coyly, Invicta responded 'why no, no plans tonight, tee hee.' 'Well,' DB4D said, 'we might be doing something... naughty tonight... it would be a shame if the [i]police[/i] showed up...' [img]https://cdntam.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/hotcop.jpg[/img] Pursuant to our [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113094&hl]treaty[/url] with the sexy Death Before Dishonor alliance, Invicta sensually activates the following article: Article: This is Crazy, But Here's My Number, Call Me Maybe? Invicta and Death Before Dishonor agree that if one of us gets in trouble, or decides to start some trouble, they may request oh-so-sexy help from the other. The requested signatory is encouraged, although not required, to dispatch help, aid, and/or hot cops. You've been very naughty, DB4D, mm-yes. I think you'll have to go down to the jail and spend some time there with all those nasty boys. [img]https://i.minus.com/iU46d809Brp46.gif[/img] I understand [url=http://i48.tinypic.com/10el9xs.jpg]Jorost is the warden there[/url], so make sure you win the annual mudfight that's going on..... Clothing optional, of course. tl;dr Invicta is stripping for the coalition. [b](this isn't an official DoW, we just wanted to use this treaty for obvious reasons. you may now return to your regularly scheduled nuking. We like Equilibrium Yo.)[/b][/center] [b]Invicta Government[/b] Thrash, President, lolcommies, and I have no idea why we're using this DoW or why we have a million sigs. rotty, vice top cop, preacher of the pron, master cave hummer, lord of forgetfulness. aka Phate President Gunn of Acturea, Chief of Staff, Totally wasted while typing this , oh yeah totally dreaming right now Imperial Sparta, Minister of War, Porn Star Extraordinaire ~~ Ellis, We should have done a triple-break-off flank attack ~~~ Brandonreha, Former minor, ROLL LEGION ~~~ Contra, what have I just signed? LEARZ, MASTER OF CAPS LOCK, OWNER OF THE INTERWEBZ, CAPABLE OF BACKTRACING, FEARSOME DIGI-WARRIOR, AND MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS also i have a banana ~~ Killlman4, Senior awesomesauce Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs King Biscuit of Ovencia, Minister of Finance, Bringer of Zazz, Paper Husband of Liz, Actual Husband of Justavictim, and General OPSEC Risk PrinceVegeta, Minister of "Internal" Affairs, Prince of all Saiyans, The one whom turns left and smacks all of you with his [Redacted], Killer of sandwhiches Haflinger, yes, [i]that guy[/i] ShotgunWilly, Former Minister of Finance, former Vice President, former Director of Citizenship former Lieutenant, Assistant Webmaster, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs (I think...), Peer of the Realm, Advisor to the President, etc. etc. etc... Oh, yea, and that guy who's about to... well, I think my name says the rest. [b]Special Honored Guest (aka we nuked him so we felt bad)[/b] Darrr of Area X, Top Ranking Nuclear Rouge Sanctioned Nation [b]Other Lovely Special People (Literally...)[/b] xR1 - Lone African Warrior of Invicta -- Keeping war real in Invicta, cumming linguist, Aesthetic God of Invicta, Undead Nightmare, and General Pain in the Ass Birtha, Totally not stalking Learz, but if you see him can you tell him I said I got a new bed? memoryproblems, WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Jack's Cold Sweat, Master Debater Locke of Why the Hell am I Here?, Returner from the dead, Chief of Staff, Signer of Things Ekaterina Kurae, Princess Imperial of all the Russias, Lawful Heir to the Romanov Throne of Saint Petersburg, Wielder of Copper, Honorary Lesbian [02:46:16] <Stelitos> Stelios, Toga Dragon-Otter, uhh idk.. i dont do this often [Redacted], Invicta's Security and Statistics Guru, yes I am watching you baby And You're all going to die down here, especially with me targeted those puny things you call nations Flashlight, Jorost's Play toyz, wait... did I misspell something in this sentence? Nascar's Bottle of Rum, because why not? Lustyvictim82, Hardgay Menace, Head Global Instigator and leader of the Roll Legion Movement Google Mobile, because I love watching the Invicta forums 24/7 James Alan Hetfield, ex-Alcoholic. His Imperial, Royal, and Serene Majesty Michael, Prince of Prussia, by the Grace of God Emperor of Greater Germania, King of Germany, Consul of the Lower Zorge Valley, Lord Protector of Maiden's Isle, Perpetual Vicar of National Unionism in the Germanic Domains The Sage Wolf Horo of Yoitsu, Protector of the Harvest of Pasloe Village Tetsero of Ultimin-Twin-Towers-Never-Happened-Holocaust-Never-Happened-9-11-Two-Thousand-FUN-Anal-Fissures-Give-Me-Shivers-(of-pleasure)-Rectify-my-Foot-up-your-Ass-fist-vaginal-belching-ia Miller04 also known as Sprinklez, not to be touched on Tuesdays, also known as Major E Rection Randy Marsh, Geologist Whitestuff, pee-pee toucher deluxe, part time nuisance and token Legion man-whore Stacks, lover of swallows, chocolate pudding enthusiast, guy at the gym with the ackward boner Mako Lim, Resident Wolfgirl of the German Democratic Republic, Daughter of the Revolution Hank Hill - Seller of Propane and Propane Accessories King Hobbs, Professional Jackalope Hunter and Former Minister of Internal Affairs Asuka Kasen, Shateigashira of the Yakuza of Liberty, Sadist of Newport, Shibari Expert Nascar8FanGA, Ruhtard, Jorost's Homoerotic Nightmare Enzyte: The Long Lasting Love Machine (Alliteration At Its Finest) Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution, Protector of the Jamahiriya TzarBabe, Drunken Master, Keeper of the Blue Fingerpaint, Alien Abductee Meshaal, Rider of the White Sands, Light of the Desert, Bringer of Justice, Defender of the God of Abraham, Liberator of the Holy Land, Not-so-Secret Trap miller64 provider of cheap beer Phate408, [redacted], Roller of Legion, Rectifier of All Things Rectal Omnipotens, eternal screw-up and Dutch royal ass. Алйстьер, Comrade Bubbles Infopowerbroker, Workin for The Man who makes the Dollah Bills (and also Makes It Rain) Lord James, the phantom menace, son of Thor, husband of Athena, destroyer of worlds, builder of dreams Commandant Lassard. Mrs. Infopowerbroker, Ok, Ok, I'll let you get up for the blitz [annoyed sigh]. Octavian, Help me, these people never let me out of their closets. Rudekker of Milwaukee. Just this guy, you know? Jon32492 Deputy Minister of I didn't read anything above, let's kick some ass KingTopherXXIII - Keeper of the Seven Keys, Seventh Son of the Seventh Son, Shogun of INVICTA and ghost of Amonra Lord kj | FREEDOM FIGHTER Mot The Mountain Follower. WhiteStuff, All over your face. Kokrage, Department of Raging Fighting Fowl Kustarust - Chief Torturer and Head of Torture Development Centre. Fapsalot - Minister of Moistness Buttermerde, Creepy French-o-phile and Cunnilingus Adept, Second Class. todka, alcoholic extraordinaire VLzheimer, Legion test pilot of anti senility drugs. Rusted Puppy, hippie extraordinaire and peacemonger general FUstarKU, Minister of not understanding how this works KrazyIvan, Bomb-Making !@#$%^& Codelicious, Fish Finger Fieldsman Cracken, eternal supplier of cocaine and top hats. V. Har'don, Chief Supplier of Viagra. Boozels, avid consumer of soothing adult beverages Lordfagon, all of my wat? dickdemon1, demon of dicks Tripwire292, bringer of the [url=http://i.imgur.com/cuoD3.jpg]fat-lady [/url] Xiphosis, Replacement Invicta Puppetmaster Extracum, extra cum LeonidaRe - damn how long is your frickin name dude! Minister of Puffery joelara, minister of grammar and syntax Saccs, lover of swallows, chocolate pudding enthusiast, guy at the gym with the ackward boner KingBob, Chief Bunghole Inspector, keeper of the breakdown, probably drunk Hubb, The Man Who Just Had Sex with Your Mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Get it guys! Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14dwright Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Heck yeah! o/ war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 thats alot of sigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) High ho high ho its off to war we go! Edited January 22, 2013 by im317 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/203/orangejuice.jpg/][IMG]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5862/orangejuice.jpg[/IMG][/URL] There isn't enough to go around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 is that all you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon1 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Hell yeah. Have fun everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/juslen/Jeep2.png[/img] Fear our almighty war jeep Edited January 22, 2013 by Stealthkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGaltOU812 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 WOOT! Go time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) Pax Equlibrium! o/ NADC o/ MCXA o/ CCC o/ TTK o/ CRAP o/ GOD o/ RnR o/ Invicta o/ Sparta o/ Legion o/ NpO o/ Fark o/ Avalanche o/ MHA o/ RIA o/ LSF o/ Ragnarok Edited January 22, 2013 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiagoroth Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Paint them nuclear! LET'S ROLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosive Affliction Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 HAIL HAIL HAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gofast2006 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Ego sucks at posting DoWs. Let the fun begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 [img]http://i.imgur.com/jHsaRaL.gif[/img] My body is ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpt68 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) o/ [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]Equilibrium[/size][/font][/color] o/ TTK o/ WAR Edited January 22, 2013 by Mpt68 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 I guess I'll hail this one. Have fun boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Expected /10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 I guess we'll use this one, thanks for screwing me out of a first post ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Oh, how could I have forgotten... obligatory smashed orange! [img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005/4202015764_9ea563eb8a.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Best of luck, gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiagoroth Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Leggo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Ziegler Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Mindless hail to the coalition o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvdcchn Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Woot woot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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