Earogema Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 That's precisely what I said.Anyway, there's a fine line between 'gutsy' and just plain stupid. I certainly wouldn't consider pushing a baby stroller at a freight train 'gutsy'. Depends on who's baby it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 or indeed if it's a baby at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanor Noldorin Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wine. Sorry. We couldn't find anyplace that sells depth charges on such short notice. Is it to late to recall the shipped package and replace the wine barrel with mead? If you are trying to court us atleast buy us a real man's drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 (edited) I wasn't going to post here, but its obvious people are trying to derail it to get it locked. So, to keep it on topic, here are some funny spy stats I just got on Archon's nation. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Artolia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 791 Last Nuke Purchase: 8/10/2009 11:03:37 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 7/3/2009 Total Money: $94,043,269 Technology: 3,881.57 Levels Last Bill Payment: 12/4/2009 10:39:35 PM Trade Partners: Artillery Range II, Antartic Army, SkonesMickLand, Palanthus, Arctica Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 945 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: # Corvettes: 0 # Landing Ships: 0 # Battleships: 0 # Cruisers: 0 # Frigates: 0 # Destroyers: 0 # Submarines: 0 # Aircraft Carriers: 6 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Teach you to ask for useless sanctions on me Edited December 6, 2009 by Jack Diorno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wine. Sorry. We couldn't find anyplace that sells depth charges on such short notice. Juts make sure it is not Malmsey, Feanor, or you could be in for a bit more than you expected. This has been a Special Public Education Broadcast Announcement from the Ragequit Imminent Department of Enjoying Wars from the Sidelines ¡Tequila! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Destruction Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 I wasn't going to post here, but its obvious people are trying to derail it to get it locked. So, to keep it on topic, here are some funny spy stats I just got on Archon's nation. Teach you to ask for useless sanctions on me It'd be funny if Archon actually had a good warchest. Having a bad one is normal for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzle Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 damned your stubborn soldiers....and my !@#$ty ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 damned your stubborn soldiers....and my !@#$ty ones I was at the battles, it was crazy, your soldiers were totally about to defeat my soldiers, idunno where I recruited these soldiers from but just before they were defeated they all started shouting stuff like: SABERTOOTHED TIGER! MASTODON! PTERYDACTOL! TRYCEROTOPS! TYRANNOSAURUS! WHITE TIGER! And then these like wierd robots came outta nowhere that looked like animals, and then the red soldier was all like: I call upon the power of Titanus and the Ultrazord! And then all the weird robots combined into this giant robot, and it totally had this giant sword that cut through all your tanks. it was intense man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Juts make sure it is not Malmsey, Feanor, or you could be in for a bit more than you expected.This has been a Special Public Education Broadcast Announcement from the Ragequit Imminent Department of Enjoying Wars from the Sidelines ¡Tequila! I think Louisa's SPEBARIDEWS smell lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vassili Zaitsev Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 On topic, people. Don't make us crack down. Bring the wrath of Admin upon you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Needs more battle reports, as i understand it Jack is kicking yalls $@! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Needs more battle reports, as i understand it Jack is kicking yalls $@! He's dropped around 10K NS so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Needs more battle reports, as i understand it Jack is kicking yalls $@! I think I see the error in your reasoning. You thought you understood anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 OFF TOPIC: I must say..Leaving behind C&G's overwhelming love hate of all the above, we must consider the issues. Of all the plans I have seen, this has some chance of success. A thought from a somewhat-biased source, though. If you are going to consolidate so much power to be able to wreck 'all of you' in one swift motion, should you not add an alliance with long experience in this department? :v The letter and gift barrel are being shipped your way, as well. Was a gift basket included with the invitation? We recalled the wine and sent mead. Also, an extra barrel of salted meats as an apology for lebubu sending you a weak $@! drink. It must be SWAK or i'm shipping it back. A kiss and uranium. ON TOPIC: Jack has once again proven to be a huge source of entertainment, but has evolved. Whereas he used to have the entertainment value of a See'n'Say with water damage (A cow says "Baaaaaaa" or "The New Pacific Order hereby declares war on the Green Protection Agency"), he is now more interactive, much like that toy that gets strapped to a small rocket to see if it can fly (while he may fly, he will inevitably blow up and, in this case, glow green). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 I think I see the error in your reasoning. You thought you understood anything. As far as I can tell, Nizzle is the only GOONs nation still actively launching attacks on me, the other two just seem to be sitting there doing nothing. Not very spirited lads, I think they concede defeat already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 (edited) As far as I can tell, Nizzle is the only GOONs nation still actively launching attacks on me, the other two just seem to be sitting there doing nothing. Not very spirited lads, I think they concede defeat already. You are too much for them. Continue kicking some butt. Edited December 6, 2009 by Bilrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biazt Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 May you are too much for them.Continuing kicking some butt. Thanks for posting about a situation you clearly know nothing about. Jack: Capn Henry has been afk on vacation or something since before you attacked him, so that explains why he hasn't launched any attacks on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Thanks for posting about a situation you clearly know nothing about.Jack: Capn Henry has been afk on vacation or something since before you attacked him, so that explains why he hasn't launched any attacks on you. /ooc Capt henry is on a tropical beach right now with Capt Morgan and ten of his finest wenches. He will be back soon and i highly doubt he will do nothing. Enjoy the lull in his attacks because he is certainly the more fierce attacker out of the group who you are attacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 It'd be funny if Archon actually had a good warchest. Having a bad one is normal for him. Pretty much this. I don't think I've ever pretended to care about my nation, not since 2006 That being said... Needs more battle reports, as i understand it Jack is kicking yalls $@! He did attack down a substantial amount to hit me, and has a great tech advantage. I did go 2/2 against him today, though that was by benefit of coordination with other MK nations. All in all, a hilariously good time. I'm enjoying the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Thanks for posting about a situation you clearly know nothing about. If there's anything Bilrow is good at, that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Well at least Jack attacking and rouging Archon means that he'll never be in Athens again and drag them down with misplaced comment after misplaced comment. So once MK and GOONS finishes leveling Jack CnG won't have to worry about him anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesius Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 So Jack is actually winning this? Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biazt Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 So Jack is actually winning this?Awesome. Which thread are you reading I'd love to read it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 (edited) Which thread are you reading I'd love to read it myself. Me too. Oh, and by the way Jack, it was me who ordered the sanctions (on you and ephie <3333) and not Archon. I wish you'd have attacked me instead, that'd be Funny As Heck. Edited December 6, 2009 by Sandwich Controversy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 He's dropped around 10K NS so far. well duh, hes fighting five people you're going to ZI at that rate, its all relative to the damage you inflict though. Although we know how much money Archon has(doesnt have:P) but how much did Jack go to war with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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