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RV's "hype" isn't his military prowess. He'll readily admit he's quite mediocre at combat.

Mindless hail for JT o/

I always have a good laugh reading the rebel's posts.

[quote name='Electron Sponge' timestamp='1298091658' post='2638055'] To which I respond that your alliance has foolishly overextended itself and cannot hope to outlast those who you oppose, given your cultural handicaps and lack of diplomatic acumen. You have chosen your allies foolishly and your enemies even more so. Biting off more than you all can chew doesn't begin to cover it. See you in a month or two bro [/quote] If only you posted this sooner we could have included it in the OP

[quote name='the rebel' timestamp='1297457743' post='2629599'] I didnt ever give GOONS one single tech and i was never on the EoG list and got engaged by three nations two of whom werent GOONS and the only GOONS who engaged with me at around 40k had a warchest that only a 10k nation could be proud of and what did these three brave warriors do to me in over an update? a couple of CM's and AA's, i got update blitzed by three nations who were !@#$ scared to do single GA So yeah after seeing that pathectic showing i decided to pay the money which i didnt pay on my own, rather than fight your allies because you were too much of a weak arse to do yourself. So instead of talking crap and telling lies, why dont you go and run along and give "extras" to some MK/Umb nations to pay for your war and pathectic warchest, muppet [/quote] Thanks for the reps bro.

This blog post is stolen intellectual property of mine from the NSO embassy on our forums and I will not stand for it. Consider this a ~CaLlOuT~.

It's pretty funny to see the full spectrum of Schattenmann approaching rage mode in this thread. It builds up slowly as more alliances peace out of this war and he realizes CoJ is going to be either a pile of smoking rubble or alternatively a tech farm for us. Resorting to ad hominems, disingenuous attacks and subtle incoherence in his posts seems to be the current transition state. Bold red text is usually the last, but you never know with this joker. Quite the interesting case study. Upset you're obviously going to lose the war? Or in Schattenmann terms: U mad?

Utterly terrifying.

[quote name='Stefano Palmieri' timestamp='1296976189' post='2621774'] You Sir, have just made my afternoon. [/quote] Agreed. Legion never disappoints.

Beautiful DoW. Love you guys so much To war!

If you attack DH you're going to get countered by DH. Regardless of the presence of a formal declaration of war. Don't be stupid.

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1296691456' post='2616706'] This happened to me as well. When I asked GOONS about it, they told me that it was a part of their secret strategy and that I was dumb and wouldn't understand [/quote] Beefspari didn't spy your CMs silly. As requested by thedestro: [img]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3093/picture3kt.png[/img] [quote]To: nippy From: Unknown Sender Date: 1/31/2011 11:03:37 PM Subject: Spy Operation Attack Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Target Weapons of Mass Destruction. In the attack your counter intelligence systems prevailed and managed to thwart the attack although we are not sure who launched this attack. To: nippy From: Unknown Sender Date: 1/31/2011 11:03:46 PM Subject: Spy Operation Attack Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. In the attack the enemy spies targeted your nuclear missiles but were unable to locate any due to your hidden nuclear missile silos. Your attacker was able to return home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] [quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/jPNmm.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/VK0qS.png[/img] [/quote] [quote][img]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8432/screenshot20110131at121.png[/img] 11k infra [/quote] [quote]To: Bad Horse From: Pilmour Date: 1/28/2011 7:38:29 PM Subject: RE: Peace Mode Message: A successful stagger can always be thwarted by a re-roll, which is frankly what I'm considering doing. Reroll + 2x 25$ donation (I can afford it) + Peace mode = no net loss for me, and I'm free from the war. I'm beaten, but the NPO will give me enough money to keep pestering you. The only question left is whether you want me to do that. [/quote]

Laughing heartily at the people who actually think Doomhouse has any war fatigue whatsoever. This is great. Send some more alliances at us. Bring it

[quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1296536917' post='2614031'] Stop accepting the NPO-Doomhouse !@#$%^&* folks. If you are on the Polar-VE front one has absolutely nothing to do with the other. [/quote] This is absolutely golden.

[quote name='Kortal' timestamp='1296539408' post='2614195'] *Kortal flicks a drop of saliva from his whiskers* Ahhh, for the time just weeks off when all the smug DH members will feast on their words rashly spoken here when their beloved GOONS falls by the wayside, pounded by attack after attack from the very people their "protectors" knocked down to their level... For the period scant months away when the rest of CN comes to the realization that their glorified lulz kings can be trusted only to live up to their principal strengths of deceit and betrayal, and turn on them like the cancer we already know them to be... I'll say what few people have been willing to come out and say in this thread. You know our strategy, we have no surprises, no aces up our sleeve. Our tactics have been divined and thoroughly discussed. What you can't know, or refuse to, is that they will work. Can we match up to your upper tiers? Of course not, you've won there already, to the unfortunate doom of those few nations of ours who could compete for a time with you. But now what? Now you sit alone, warless, bored. The only targets you could hit are in peacemode, whiling away the hours. They've got good warchests too, not to your own standards perhaps, but enough to sit in peacemode nearly indefinitely. Meanwhile, as you sit back in hopeless frustration, our combined lower tiers smack GOONS around with no mercy. Sure, you can help a bit with your little aid projects, but you know as well as anyone that with a few exceptions, most GOONS nations simply don't have the fighting experience necessary to make full use of that money. And with their disorganization (compared to more streamlined alliances like Umb or MK) and great numbers, we'll start to see individual surrenders on your side of the web too, then more and more. Many will stay, but GOONS will be a shell of even the pitiful little group they were at their peak, and no one likes playing that game. We're not TOP, we can't sustain the damage output they could all last war, but we can sustain enough to make keeping us at war waaay too much of a hassle, and then we'll see how this little shindig gets wrapped up. So yeah, you know our strategy. And we know its going to work [/quote] This man has it right.

Bring it

The reason everyone is laughing at you all in peace mode isn't because we don't understand that you're trying to use it in a strategic manner. We're laughing at you because it's an awful strategy.

Woah man, like woah

Christmas in January!

If this is the best the mighty NPO propaganda machine can dish out I'm quite disappointed.

We're up against what, 9 alliances or so? And still all of my defensive slots are open. Sad state of affairs.

[quote name='Bob Janova' timestamp='1296168795' post='2606221'] Here's the trouble with attacking GOONS. Lots of them are so small that you really can't do any permanent damage – out of nuke range, so tech and land are just passed around, and the infra damage is cheap to fix. It doesn't matter if someone of them are warchest-light, because if some of their opponents are not, they'll get the same experience as Hizzy and the occasional $1m drop will keep them afloat. And GOONS are an aggressive alliance with a community that thrives on the activity that comes from war, so they will love being in a real war, particularly one in which they will definitely eventually win. Throwing all your alliances at GOONS was not a good strategic move, because they will enjoy it, you can't seriously damage them and you won't find many infra huggers to stand a chance of knocking them out of the war. [/quote] This is a good post but you're doing it wrong. You need to stretch this out to about 3 pages with inane padding, then post it in IC discussion with the Schattenman flare. Then it will be an excellent post that we can mindlessly hail. o/

[quote name='Natan' timestamp='1296107302' post='2604799'] it adds to the image in my opinion, I wouldn't be surprised if your eyes are too burned up from watching anime to see the subtle modernism in it. [/quote] [img]http://cngoons.com/Board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/damn.gif[/img] That was harsh and deservedly so.

[quote name='Epiphanus' timestamp='1296106130' post='2604720'] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KzxV6.jpg[/img] Daddy pacifica should really share some warchest insight with you guys :\ [/quote] Simply amazing.

[quote name='Jocko Homo' timestamp='1296105787' post='2604694'] So 5 alliances with a combined 609 nations and 2 days notice just "blitzed" GOONS but only managed to declare 82 wars in the first hour? GOONS already has this in the bag. [/quote] Don't worry TOP will save us! Most pathetic blitz I've ever seen.