Sardonic

Sorry everyone, this was probably our fault somehow.

He's the gift that keeps on giving. The rodeo clown that has entertained generations of GOONS, now across multiple worlds. Also he doesn't know what 'Apocrypha' means.

this kid is literally cuno from disco elysium only not as cool

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Thank you for that. You certainly added flavor to this world, and the forgotten one on the moon. I am hopeful that you too have left this place and found greater meaning.

I wouldn't attribute our departure to lack of wars so much as a lack of overall entertainment. Our entertainment was rarely purely derived from the mechanics of the world. It was all about violent exercises of power, and the reactions thereof. That said, a few simple tweaks could have easily saved a multitude of nations, such as making it cheaper to rebuild infra or tech that you had already reached at a previous point. Far too late to be talking mechanics now though of course. We had a lot of great fun, especially at the expense of very foolish nations and alliances, but at the end of the day, I think it just started to feel sad. Old. Tired. We moved on. You all should too.

What actually transpires behind the closed doors of an alliances' leadership? Decent p̢͖̖͓̻e͚̘͎̮̙ọ̣͈̼p̜ḻ̮̀e̶̦̝͈͖͇ ̺͘s͜҉̤̬͇͇͎h̸͏̫̗̤̙̖̤͍ͅo̢͕̠͚̰͚͝u͢͡҉̲̰̣̲̖l̀͏͚̘͈̗̗͠d͏͍̲̤͕̕͘n̼̤͇̮͎͖͘͟ͅ’͓̗̗̫͕͎̭̕͢t͍̦̹̰̹̟͔̩ ͖̤̳̟͉̻ͅt̶̷̥̝̯͕̖̯̤͢h͍̬̕͞i̷̝̭̺̰͇̕͠n̛̞͖̰͟k̭̹͙̯̹͢ͅ ̸̨̝̮͖̜͈͙̟͇͍͟t̨̩̞͓̪̥̗o̢͔̺̰̠͔̗o͓̺͍͈̙̗̗̹͡͞ m҉͏̲͇̗͍̖̤̥̞͎̬̜́͟͠ư̷̡̡̼̺̗̻̘̥̞͚̝͈̙c̳̠͖͓͔͖͕̦̮͔̲̖̜̪͘͜͡͝h͏̨҉͙͚̻̯̣̱̜̪͕̫ ̴̨̰̼̤̩͕̮̩̪͓͎̬͕̥̪̫̭̼̣͜͜͢a͟͞͏̸̥͇̱̹̤̯͎̙̫͚̮̘͖̖͚̰͟b҉̗̼̙̬̪̥͓͇̝͇̗̤͚͓͇͟ͅo̸̧̯̪͎̪̯̪̘̺͜͝ṷ̢̠̠̻̠̱͕͚̯͎̝͎͙̬̜͢͜͡͞ͅt̸̡̡̛̯̤̞̲̰͎̩̙̻͙̫̩̙̲͓̙̺ͅ ̳̤̜̕͘͢͢͢ͅţ̴̶̸̨͓̱̣̪̼͍h̴̫̺̙̦͈́͟͞ͅͅͅͅá̷̱͈̙̼̹͕̠̜͢ţ͉͈͔̩͔̫̞̠ͅ.

It's ok, most of the people who think they know what the war is about don't know either.

Quite the contrary, fear and boredom are both intergal motivators in the game's FA. :colbert:

Nah, might doesn't make right. Might makes what is.

I'll go ahead and second this, I distinctly recall the last minute reassignment to TLR, mainly because I was allied to TLR at the time. Was not terribly happy about that reassignment either but IRON seemed more than happy to take it over the alternative.

OK, I'll bite. How did the coalition betray IRON? I remember a lot of people resenting IRON for taking a softball target in the war but I can't recall anything that could approach a 'betrayal' by the coalition, certainly nothing that could materially be constructed as a 'betrayal'.

I'm not surprised or angry, I just thought it was something interesting. E: No matter how you slice it, betraying a coalition mid-war is not the kind of act an alliance should do, interesting that you guys would view it as acceptable. I suppose it's besides the point now though.

You forgot about when IRON nearly turned on the coalition they were fighting with in the previous war.

You do know you could probably get away with mspainting something on the mercy board to be released right?