Sardonic

Sorry everyone, this was probably our fault somehow.

He's the gift that keeps on giving. The rodeo clown that has entertained generations of GOONS, now across multiple worlds. Also he doesn't know what 'Apocrypha' means.

this kid is literally cuno from disco elysium only not as cool

If you need instructions on how to get through GOONS, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Thank you for that. You certainly added flavor to this world, and the forgotten one on the moon. I am hopeful that you too have left this place and found greater meaning.

I wouldn't attribute our departure to lack of wars so much as a lack of overall entertainment. Our entertainment was rarely purely derived from the mechanics of the world. It was all about violent exercises of power, and the reactions thereof. That said, a few simple tweaks could have easily saved a multitude of nations, such as making it cheaper to rebuild infra or tech that you had already reached at a previous point. Far too late to be talking mechanics now though of course. We had a lot of great fun, especially at the expense of very foolish nations and alliances

God, just @ me next time. I jest, but seriously, this game certainly had a lot going for it. There's a market out there for political simulators, particularly political simulators that don't have high time or effort costs, not like all the space empire browser games. It's an attestation to the strength of this community, and that hunger for political gameplay that it lasted this long. I think it's far too late now for course corrections, but for those curious here's what I would have done: -The biggest thing is that it's too easy to get wrecked and lose ev

Plenty.

Ha, well thank you, I think my time leading on this here world is done though. Although I am working on a unity game that thematically evokes some of the themes explored here.

You make it sound so bad. Both alliances contributed much to rich tapestry of this world. GOONS* 2 was a sublime cultural touchstone for many. For others, we provided a definitive enemy of peace. For ourselves, we created much entertainment content from those who wronged us, some of them even enjoyed it. We mined this world for all of the entertainment value we could glean for our membership, which should always be the primary point of an alliance. When we were done, we stopped. That's the best part really, we 100% got away with it. Our values were never put at risk, and our diplomatic

Trip report: did a search for 'GOONS' on a lark. Was not disappointed.

It is unfortunate that this came to pass, but despite what our detractors may think, by my metrics, I have succeeded in what I set out to do, as has, in my estimation, GOONS. This might seem foolhardy to some, after all, what coalitions did GOONS lead? What lasting political initiatives did we spearhead? What enemies did we punish? All questions that more traditional alliances tie themselves in knots attempting to find and create the answers for. But this was not our path, that was not our reason for existence. My reason for continuing to lead GOONS was simple, it is the same that oth

Oh my god, you poor thing. I will of course do everything in my power to right the horrendous wrong done by the people of my administration... ...for not bringing this thread to my attention sooner. You tied your own noose when you launched rogue attacks against us. Our terms are not unreasonable. Either give us what we are due in tech, or satisfy our entertainment needs.

I am more than pleased to welcome back Marx to active duty. I would also like to thank KenM for his service.

Yeah, sorry, that's not how it went down at all. Sparta handled themselves superbly during the course of the war, militarily and otherwise.