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ComradeMilton

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  1. As a dual citizen of Umbrella and Cowboys I'm conflicted to be half in and half out of this important peace process.
  2. Official Announcement from GOONS For years the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism has been providing entertainment to goons from Something Awful on Planet Bib. Today our long struggle begins a new chapter as the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism will be ceasing operations due to winning the game entirely! GOONS will be operating under the protection of Umbrella until the migration of its players to their new homes is complete. We thank Umbrella and our allies over the years for their loyalty, the longevity of most of our bonds, and their immensely valuable support and advice. The primary new home of GOONS will be Umbrella, with some GOONS selecting another alliance, depending on how they wish to celebrate the victory we enjoy and celebrate today. - For GOONS Government -- ComradeMilton, Pilot -- Marx, Co-Pilot -- Bear Retrieval Unit, Strategos -- Some econ dude -- Some FA dude -- Council: I think there are five? Something like that. Sardonic, on 27 Aug 2015 - 4:49 PM, said:
  3. Official Announcement from the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism Effectively as of this posting the GOONS government now consists of the following: Pilot: ComradeMilton Co-Pilot: Marx Secretariat: TBD -Senior Envoy: Valhalla --Adjudicators: Dr Beefstupid, mrwuss Strategos: Bear Retrieval Unit --Newbie Wranglers: Romeo Charlie, Valhalla Pecuniator: Destroyer Goon Council: Darksol, Sardonic, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz, KenMorningstar Sardonic's long reign of hilarious terror has ended and he has gone into retirement, serving on our council in an advisory capacity. We thank him for his long and effective service.
  4. Protection Agreement between RDS and GOONS I. Sovereignty and Conduct A. GOONS will act as the protector of RDS should RDS find itself threatened militarily or politically. B. RDS agrees to conduct its foreign policy civilly and responsibly. II. Defense and Intelligence A. GOONS will provide financial and military assistance in event of another alliance attacks RDS. B. RDS will retain the option to join in the defense of GOONS during wartime, but is not obligated to do so. C. Both GOONS and RDS agree to share intelligence and gossip between themselves. III. Foreign Policy A. RDS agrees not to sign any treaties other than Optional Defense Pacts, or Peace, Intelligence, and Aid, Treaties while this protectorate is valid. B. RDS agrees to join the Black team and support GOONS political goals. C. RDS agrees to nationalize its foreign aid slots within the GOONS Aid Slot Nationalization Program and will not conduct third-party tech deals. IV. Maturation of Agreement A. This protectorate will begin following the completion of ASN integration and RDS's switch to the Black team. V. Cancellation of Protectorate Agreement A. RDS or GOONS may cancel this agreement after providing 72 hours notice to the other party. Signed for the Royal Dagger Society: - Blackeyebilly, Prince - Queen Xandra, Princess - General Assembly (100% approval) Signed for The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism: Sardonic, Pilot KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot ComradeMilton, Secretariat Bear Retrieval Unit, Strategos Aesculus, Pecuniator Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz
  5. Peace was declared with LN. As was said before, ghosts have to negotiate their own terms. I don't really see how this could be clearer. Perhaps in a crudely photoshopped image with massive JPEG compression artifacts?
  6. I'd suspect our agreement setup is kind of a giveaway, but welcome back Europa on behalf of GOONS.
  7. Congrats our allies and the new government. Viva la TOPpings everywhere.
  8. If this is true it doesn't say good things about you in the future. e: ASN is our tech communism.
  9. Protection Agreement between Europa and GOONS I. Sovereignty and Conduct A. GOONS will act as the protector of Europa should Europa find itself threatened militarily or politically. B. Europa agrees to conduct its foreign policy civilly and responsibly. II. Defense and Intelligence A. GOONS will provide financial and military assistance in event of another alliance attack Europa. B. Europa will retain the option to join in the defense of GOONS during wartime, but is not obligated to do so. C. Both GOONS and Europa agree to share intelligence and gossip between themselves. III. Foreign Policy A. Europa agrees not to sign any treaties other than Optional Defense Pacts, or Peace, Intelligence, and Aid, Treaties while this protectorate is valid. B. Europa agrees to join the Black team and support GOONS political goals. C. Europa agrees to nationalize its foreign aid slots within the GOONS Aid Slot Nationalization Program and will not conduct third-party tech deals. IV. Maturation of Agreement A. This protectorate will begin following the completion of ASN integration and Europa's switch to the Black team. V. Cancellation of Protectorate Agreement A. Europa or GOONS may cancel this agreement after providing 72 hours notice to the other party. Signed for The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism: Sardonic, Pilot KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot ComradeMilton, Secretariat Bear Retrieval Unit, Strategos Aesculus, Pecuniator Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz Signed for Europa: Chax -- Alliance Leader #1 MoSW -- Alliance Leader #1
  10. Congrats on becoming the guiding members of Our Grand Conspiracy Project.
  11. Again, the GOONS thing was a raid. Your alliance is still too small to qualify as valid, so we can't have declared war. Also my precious pixels are indeed lowered. I am absolutely devastated that that arbitrary number has changed. :(
  12. Do you guys run your alliances without policies? A number of you seem to not understand that we have policies for dealing with things and one of those affects who is eligible to raid. You're free to characterize it as "running away" (it's hilarious, but you're quite free) but it's really just a simple issue of having to abide by our policies once the ~*secret hidden treaty*~ was was brought to our attention. Really I made one error and that is taking the time to actually announce a raid, which more or less obliged me to announce an end to the raid once Methrage fell out of our policies for eligible alliances. Beyond that, this is working out reasonably well. We're still getting to raid Methrage, as it happens, since he declined peace, and the point of posting publicly was to get Methrage primarily and the AGONI peanut gallery secondarily, to whine for many pages and we're up to six. :) Not quite as good as Rey's thread, but it's something.
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