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Maelstrom Vortex

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    1st Corinthians 13

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  1. Maelstrom Vortex

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Come now gents, can we not flatten or devour each other in civil manner? I'll even use a spork!
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    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    I don't wave flag! I am flag! Check the tats on my wings bro! *brays wings over bob* WASSSUUUUPPP!? Aren't they awesome? *flaps wings.. flag waving.. the old fashioned way* Stop condemning my personal entertainment! He's a really nice guy.. that likes to get nuked and torn a new one. Must be a sub.
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    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    One of my cruise missiles would wipe out his entire nation.. I think. *ponders doing math to be sure*
  4. Maelstrom Vortex

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Zigur.. you do realize that Pacificans never tire of fighting? We just wait for a lul to recuperate and then are back at it again. That's just who we are. And me.. my appetite is never sated. You are literally feeding your enemy.
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    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    The rest of the NPO is to be loved.. Me... I eat people.. so I will bask in Zigur's hate for now because I am worthy. Tywin's prior statement is an invitation to buffet. When he says thinkers. I think dinners. Not that I'm a zombie..I'll eat the rest of it.. feed the zombies in the tech corps' experimental labs, it's a win win.
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    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Ehrmergerd.. It's an RV sighting. Quick, someone set up the park connections so he can camp with us!
  7. Maelstrom Vortex

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Don't worry Zigur. I understand you.. *bats around like a toy mouse*.
  8. Maelstrom Vortex

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    I am an equal opportunity devourer.. and my alliance knows that after all the interns I have eaten.. the honored dead will sate my appetite.. for now. Your soldiers join them soon.
  9. Maelstrom Vortex

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    The towering goliath looks down, eyes burning like green uranium glass under a blacklight, with storm raging around his heads in the cloud. Who taught an ant to speak? It must have had a talented trainer.. *Curls up on the ground to watch the ants 'play'. A single sneeze would incinerate the lot of them.* Interesting.. parts of its ant hill are on fire. I wonder what happened there.
  10. Maelstrom Vortex

    Independence Day: Return of the Ancients

    "Jesse, I am the help. I still haven't told you everything. I'm Tempest's warden. The protocol is that if Tempest is released, I am to find him and trick him into merging with me. Which I will need to do now. The Empire won't even get close to the system. Their assets are too valuable for them to risk. They'll only come after Tempest if it becomes a threat to them directly again.. and they're preparing for that potential possibility even now. So lets go talk with the old dragon.. and see if he values millions of years worth of the information in my mind that he is missing."
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    Anyone around from the Old Days?

    2 months til my Decinnial.
  12. Maelstrom Vortex

    Nation count within CN and trends

    I am way more active off site, but in terms of in game activity, I for one am guilty as charged... though.. today I will be doing more than I have in a long time.
  13. Maelstrom Vortex

    All will be One with Order

    My Squad's glorious seal.. <3 forever. Come soar with me.. Join the New Pacific Order today.
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    95 Theses- An open letter to the Christian Coalition of Countries

    "1. For the Great Dragon of War said that no Dragonisian Cannon shall be less than 18" bore by 72 feet long, and must be fired by ballistic coil gun. 2. It shall be street legal for all responsible Dragonisian citizens by which to crater enemy lands. 3. And he decreed, ' Let it be known that by our tech our weapons have been made mighty, so that even a single shell is but like a nuke unto our enemies. 4. Praise be the saints of the NPO Technology Corps in their might and great number." "5. Such is the universe that as the great Dragon of War consumes bob, so shall it remain in its orbit until it devour its own tail as the mighty oroborous and becomes all things. 6. In that day, all things shall be Francoism. 7. All things shall be perfect, for it.. is perfect. 8. Lo the correctors of Draconic grammar and spelling shall be consumed and none shall be left to make accusation against his almighty singularity before it collapseth in upon itself into that great void known as.. actual reality. 9. And in that day, all shall celebrate, for all shall be one with Franco.. and all shall be one with his Dragon of War so that all have claimed victory in being devoured, having been made part of its vastness. 10. Woe to those the dragon does not devour, for they shall be left adrift in the emptiness of the void, forever damned to self-loathing for their lack of general awesomeness." -The Dragonisian State Canon 03/21/2018:1-10
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    95 Theses- An open letter to the Christian Coalition of Countries

    "5. The Dragon of war does not take sides. 6. Rather, it ravages all thrown before its path in the name of Francoism. 7. It leaves no unbeliever's soul untouched in the nations through which it passes, as it scours the earth in its purifying green flame. 8. The landscape is left bathed in the glow of glorious radiation from which its adversaries rarely recover. 9. For its one desire is the consumption of Bob in the name of its one true faith, the New Pacific Order. 10. Let not assumptions lead you into tempting and romantic thought. 11. Less, they make an *** of you.. .. and no.. just only you." The Dragonisian State Canon 03/28/2014:5-11