Jump to content

INT is 4 years old


Recommended Posts

[center]
[img]http://oi54.tinypic.com/1zzi3b4.jpg[/img][/center]

[center][b][font=Arial][size=4]Announcement from The International[/size][/font][/b][/center]

[center][b][font=Arial][size=4]Yes, yes, I know there’s a war going on and nobody cares about these announcements. But calm your cyber-breasts for a second and let INT celebrate before our merciless facestomping. Four years ago today, The International was founded. We stood for Leftist unity, and to a lesser extent giving Comrade Craig a bigger e-peen to wave around. Over time we have adapted, and have replaced hardline Leftist ideas with a more pragmatic approach to the game and politics. Through years of hard diplomatic work, we have become possibly the most influential Leftist alliance in the history of Planet Bob. The decisions haven’t always been good, they haven’t always been easy, and they certainly haven’t always been well received. The Gulags are currently being expanded to accommodate the malcontents that have resulted from these decisions. We’re watching you.[/size][/font][/b][/center]

[center][b][font=Arial][size=4]Ok, jump forward three(ish) months. The Karma war begins, and The International joins the fray alongside our brothers in LEO, only to be attacked by the evil Imperialists of NATO. Our allies bravely leapt to our side: Dark Fist, International Protection Agency, The German Empire, the Orange Defense Network, and the Libertarian Socialist Federation. Sadly, only two such alliances still grace this realm. LSF has been co-opted by the aforementioned foul imperialist swine; blinded by promises of cheap Chinese electronics, and hot dogs. ODN continues to be a dear friend to The International.[/size][/font][/b][/center]

[center][b][font=Arial][size=4]Now, that whole tangent about Karma may have seemed a bit silly. That war was ages ago, NPO is soft and cuddly now, MK is the evil empire, etc. etc. So why do I bring it up? Simple. The war that is now spreading across the Cyberverse is an undoing of Karma. The ex-hegemony will become the Neo-neo-hegemony, and... well nobody really knows what’s going to happen, but anyone who thinks it’s going to be pretty is delusional. No regime in this game is ever merciful, no hegemon just. Power is made to be abused, and abused it shall be. This war marks the end of an era, and we here at INT decided we might as well leave this period in our history the same way we came in: Nuking the crap out of NATO.[/size][/font][/b][/center]

[center][img]http://oi56.tinypic.com/2ppdhd5.jpg[/img][/center]

[center][b][font=Arial][size=4][b]The International is four years old and we’re celebrating by declaring war on the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Get some, you jingoistic war-mongering tools of the military industrial complex![/b][/size][/font][/b][/center]

[center][b][font=Arial][size=4][b]Signed, the War Council of The International[/b][/size][/font][/b][/center]

Edited by sir pwnage
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 235
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1358746333' post='3081714']This war marks the end of an era, and we here at INT decided we might as well leave this period in our history the same way we came in: Nuking the crap out of NATO.
[/quote]
So this makes you the nuclear laxative to ODN's stool softener?

Sorry, that was too much. I'm genuinely glad to see you've joined the party. Have fun!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...