Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) A Tale of 100 Coffees: Johnny Apocalypse upon arriving at COBRA Johnny Apocalypse after first bout of negotations Coffee No.51; negotiation round 2 Coffee 100: Present Day After a seemingly infinite back and forth between the Cobralition and RFI, we have finally come to an agreement for the sake of peace. I present the following terms, agreed upon by both coalitions: The Cobralition do hereby admit defeat to the forces of the RFI coalition. All existing wars between nations will be allowed to be completed or peaced at the discretion of the involved nations. No further wars will be declared after the posting of this peace agreement. Roll credits: Signed for Cobralition: Signed for COBRA, Johnny Apocalypse - King Cobra Signed for The Imperial Entente, Lucius Optimus- Emperor of TIE Signed for Sellswords, Kapleo - 'insert title here' of Sellswords Signed for Kashmir, Lex Quintus, King of Kashmir Signed for Screaming Red Asses, Walsh the Beloved -- Red Ass Commander Signed for RFI: Signed for Argent, Lowsten - The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent trimm - The Absent and Grumpy Regent of Argent IMP REBS - Minister of Internal Affairs Gingervites - Interim Minister of War KingWilliam - Interim Minister of Finance LegatusEquus - Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs iamthey - Minister of Proctology and Three Eyed Raven of Argent Janax - Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of CommunicationsSigned for Legion, deathbiter - Imperator happy5214 - Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs Lord Windmark Thomond - Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs totem - Elected Imperator EmeritusSigned for GATO, General Assembly of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization We Are Not Alone - Assembly Chairman Dre4m - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Foreign Affairs Grealind - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Finance Tevron - Special Counsel to the Assembly ChairmanSigned for CLAWS, Leader: White Chocolate Leader: Jazzy95 Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Ministers Minister of Defense: Al Bundy Minister of Economics: Crinkled Straw Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical MuslimSigned for LoSS, ~ The Trinity: Sir Sexton, ButtonyMeteor53, FlygirlSigned for Fellowship of The Wolves, Canik - Mad King Taco - Hand of the King The Dark Lord Sauron - Archon of Foreign Affairs Velocity - Deputy Archon of Foreign Affairs Kaznawim - Radical War Archon Lancer - Deputy Archon of War Lord Draculea - Archon of Financial Affairs Smitty256 - Archon of Harmony Maegor - Special Envoy of Harmony SquidTheJim - IT Analyst Galerion - Deputy General Armpit - The Pit Master ------------------- Whew, that's a lot of names. Now for my second act as King I would like to bestow the following medals: Most Boognish: Johnny Apocalypse of Anubia Most Wars: General Kanabis of Imperio Mexica "Ruban de valeur et de mort" Lucius Optimus of The First Order Tankobite of Freistaat Bayer Best Damage Ratio: Caspase of Amino Acids Old Stubborn Bastard: Walsh the Beloved of Walshington Best Mercenary: ericsw123 of Land of Freedom Antman: Talbrys of Keltroy Most Furry Scalps Collected: Murtibing of Fluens Most Generous: Lex Quintus of Flotsam Master Hakai of Afro Pick Sabcat of Sabcat Island Kal Asharak of Ceska Republik War Dove: Shtanto of Shtanto Most Flogged: VelocityVIP of Galcorian Republic Best SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea Worst SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea Best Cash Pinata: scozy of Kenoland (Special Mention: The Legion) Saltiest: Major Charles Rane of Farnhams Freehold "Get off my lawn!" Trophy: Tevron of Devion Fashionably Late: Stewie of Stewieland Sportsmanship Trophy: Literally no one. Dedicated to every single Spy assassinated in the line of duty And with that, Ladies and Gentlemen, we conclude this five month long war. We've had our ups and downs (and even more downs) but let us remember the friends we made along the way and look to brighter horizons for all parties involved. As we pick up our guns and leave the trenches; I'd like to bid farewell, thanks and good luck to our friends in Non Grata. I wish them the best of luck in their quest to reclaim their vexillum and push back against the forces of Oculus. Now, the oral se- *ahem* I mean, now some music: Edited August 11, 2019 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Edited August 11, 2019 by Lucius Optimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Where's my medal "Late to the party" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 what war was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 who the hell is Dre4m and why he have a number in his name? this is confusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, ericsw said: what war was this? This one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 No participation medal!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Lord Hitchcock said: No participation medal!? There are litterly so many Submit one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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James Spanier Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Well it was certainly an interesting five months, hopefully everyone is content for awhile. Kudos on your cohesion sticking it out, you all work well as a unit which is more than most coalitions can say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) First of all, two more medals; For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself. And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother. I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good: In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation! And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata. o/ COBRA o/ Kashmir o/ TIE o/ SS o/ SRA o/ NG o/ Norwood Mayhem guide you all. Edited August 11, 2019 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: First of all, two more medals; For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself. And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother. I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good: In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation! And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata. o/ COBRA o/ Kashmir o/ TIE o/ SS o/ NG o/ Norwood Mayhem guide you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: First of all, two more medals; For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself. And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother. I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good: In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation! And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata. o/ COBRA o/ Kashmir o/ TIE o/ SS o/ SRA o/ NG o/ Norwood Mayhem guide you all. Welcome home. Congratulations to Cobra and Co on their well deserved victory against the furries and their incompetent allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: First of all, two more medals; For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself. And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother. I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good: In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation! And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata. o/ COBRA o/ Kashmir o/ TIE o/ SS o/ SRA o/ NG o/ Norwood Mayhem guide you all. I'll be your Johnny on the spot, I'll be your Johnny on the spot, My daddy died, Left me all he's got, I'll be your Johnny on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: A Tale of 100 Coffees: Johnny Apocalypse upon arriving at COBRA Johnny Apocalypse after first bout of negotations Coffee No.51; negotiation round 2 Coffee 100: Present Day Best Mercenary: ericsw123 of Land of Freedom Fashionably Late: Stewie of Stewieland Dedicated to every single Spy assassinated in the line of duty As we pick up our guns and leave the trenches; I'd like to bid farewell, thanks and good luck to our friends in Non Grata. I wish them the best of luck in their quest to reclaim their vexillum and push back against the forces of Oculus. Better... Enjoy the rebuild Johnny. I look forward to digging into the Box again with you soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: I'll be your Johnny on the spot, I'll be your Johnny on the spot, My daddy died, Left me all he's got, I'll be your Johnny on the spot. Shut up and get to work already! 🍻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malic Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 FTW and legion, by far two of the worst alliances left on planet Bob. You got the win, but there is no way you could spin this to be anything but a pyrrhic victory. This exposed you, had this been a different time in the planets history you'd be rolled by the end of the year. Sadly, all this left is the parade of idiots and the pixel huggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Still haven’t seen my participation medal Edited August 11, 2019 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Congratulations to all my Cobralition comrades; this war truly strengthened our bond. Special thanks to Non-Grata. You will always find a friend in Sellswords. May your SDI's and nukes serve you well. There's some fine people in RFI too and some very decent fighters that earned my respect during this war. I salute you all. Now time to rebuild. Good job everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 53 minutes ago, Malic said: FTW and legion, by far two of the worst alliances left on planet Bob. You got the win, but there is no way you could spin this to be anything but a pyrrhic victory. This exposed you, had this been a different time in the planets history you'd be rolled by the end of the year. Sadly, all this left is the parade of idiots and the pixel huggers. In the near future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cyan Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Well fought Cobralition o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: A Tale of 100 Coffees: Johnny Apocalypse upon arriving at COBRA Johnny Apocalypse after first bout of negotations Coffee No.51; negotiation round 2 Coffee 100: Present Day After a seemingly infinite back and forth between the Cobralition and RFI, we have finally come to an agreement for the sake of peace. I present the following terms, agreed upon by both coalitions: The Cobralition do hereby admit defeat to the forces of the RFI coalition. All existing wars between nations will be allowed to be completed or peaced at the discretion of the involved nations. No further wars will be declared after the posting of this peace agreement. Roll credits: Signed for Cobralition: Signed for COBRA, Johnny Apocalypse - King Cobra Signed for The Imperial Entente, Lucius Optimus- Emperor of TIE Signed for Sellswords, Kapleo - 'insert title here' of Sellswords Signed for Kashmir, Lex Quintus, King of Kashmir Signed for Screaming Red Asses, Walsh the Beloved -- Red Ass Commander Signed for RFI: Signed for Argent, Lowsten - The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent trimm - The Absent and Grumpy Regent of Argent IMP REBS - Minister of Internal Affairs Gingervites - Interim Minister of War KingWilliam - Interim Minister of Finance LegatusEquus - Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs iamthey - Minister of Proctology and Three Eyed Raven of Argent Janax - Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of CommunicationsSigned for Legion, deathbiter - Imperator happy5214 - Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs Lord Windmark Thomond - Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs totem - Elected Imperator EmeritusSigned for GATO, General Assembly of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization We Are Not Alone - Assembly Chairman Dre4m - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Foreign Affairs Grealind - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Finance Tevron - Special Counsel to the Assembly ChairmanSigned for CLAWS, Leader: White Chocolate Leader: Jazzy95 Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Ministers Minister of Defense: Al Bundy Minister of Economics: Crinkled Straw Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical MuslimSigned for LoSS, ~ The Trinity: Sir Sexton, ButtonyMeteor53, FlygirlSigned for Fellowship of The Wolves, Canik - Mad King Taco - Hand of the King The Dark Lord Sauron - Archon of Foreign Affairs Velocity - Deputy Archon of Foreign Affairs Kaznawim - Radical War Archon Lancer - Deputy Archon of War Lord Draculea - Archon of Financial Affairs Smitty256 - Archon of Harmony Maegor - Special Envoy of Harmony SquidTheJim - IT Analyst Galerion - Deputy General Armpit - The Pit Master ------------------- Whew, that's a lot of names. Now for my second act as King I would like to bestow the following medals: Most Boognish: Johnny Apocalypse of Anubia Most Wars: General Kanabis of Imperio Mexica "Ruban de valeur et de mort" Lucius Optimus of The First Order Tankobite of Freistaat Bayer Best Damage Ratio: Caspase of Amino Acids Old Stubborn Bastard: Walsh the Beloved of Walshington Best Mercenary: ericsw123 of Land of Freedom Antman: Talbrys of Keltroy Most Furry Scalps Collected: Murtibing of Fluens Most Generous: Lex Quintus of Flotsam Master Hakai of Afro Pick Sabcat of Sabcat Island Kal Asharak of Ceska Republik War Dove: Shtanto of Shtanto Most Flogged: VelocityVIP of Galcorian Republic Best SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea Worst SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea Best Cash Pinata: scozy of Kenoland (Special Mention: The Legion) Saltiest: Major Charles Rane of Farnhams Freehold "Get off my lawn!" Trophy: Tevron of Devion Fashionably Late: Stewie of Stewieland Sportsmanship Trophy: Literally no one. Dedicated to every single Spy assassinated in the line of duty And with that, Ladies and Gentlemen, we conclude this five month long war. We've had our ups and downs (and even more downs) but let us remember the friends we made along the way and look to brighter horizons for all parties involved. As we pick up our guns and leave the trenches; I'd like to bid farewell, thanks and good luck to our friends in Non Grata. I wish them the best of luck in their quest to reclaim their vexillum and push back against the forces of Oculus. Now, the oral se- *ahem* I mean, now some music: Johnny, Well fought, you have certainly earned my respect. Now, lets get our drink on and party for the rest of the night. -Smitty of the House Stark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 We may have lost the war, but Johnny won the meme war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 I appreciate the Generosity medal! I realize I am very liberal with the fake e-dollars on my “nation” and am glad to be recognized for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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