A Tale of 100 Coffees

[Lysergide]

23 minutes ago, Canik said:

So what you're saying is that you don't know how to properly fight a war and overextended yourself. Yeah, I'd agree with that. You utterly failed in your attempt to stagger. Literally all you did was give me a laugh. 🤣

 

All I was doing was preventing you from getting to peace mode. So mission accomplished, and I knew what I was doing when I got into those fights, I mean you barely out damaged me despite me not concentrating on you. So it's more a bad show on your part. Your warchest would also be gone had you been not receiving aid drops for as long as you have been. So again, we are back to you not knowing how to war properly. Laughing at you is the best part of this game.

[Canik]

6 minutes ago, Rebel Virginia said:

You have only $500M left? How bad do you have to be to lose $2.5B in the lower tier?

Started out at about 100k NS, Hon. I had a lot of tech and dropped very slowly. 

I get it tho, you guys are dedicated to hating and disparaging. Unfortunately for you, most other people get it too. 

[Canik]

2 minutes ago, Lysergide said:

 

All I was doing was preventing you from getting to peace mode. So mission accomplished, and I knew what I was doing when I got into those fights, I mean you barely out damaged me despite me not concentrating on you. So it's more a bad show on your part. Your warchest would also be gone had you been not receiving aid drops for as long as you have been. So again, we are back to you not knowing how to war properly. Laughing at you is the best part of this game.

A dumb mission, I was never going to go to peace mode. Also why bother when I'm so bad at war? 

"Despite me not concentrating on you" lmao yeah right xD

"Laughing at you is the best of this game." right back at'cha 😉

[Lysergide]

4 minutes ago, Canik said:

A dumb mission, I was never going to go to peace mode. Also why bother when I'm so bad at war? 

"Despite me not concentrating on you" lmao yeah right xD

"Laughing at you is the best of this game." right back at'cha 😉

 

I was asked to hit you so I did, sorry you don't understand how coordinating things works. You should also remember, I barely attacked you, as I was maximizing my damage output on other nations because to be quite honest you weren't worth the effort because you are bad at war. You are the laughing stock of CN, as is your alliance, thats why daddy and mommy NPO and IRON came to your rescue.

[Canik]

3 minutes ago, Lysergide said:

 

I was asked to hit you so I did, sorry you don't understand how coordinating things works. You should also remember, I barely attacked you, as I was maximizing my damage output on other nations because to be quite honest you weren't worth the effort because you are bad at war. You are the laughing stock of CN, as is your alliance, thats why daddy and mommy NPO and IRON came to your rescue.

Oh I'm sorry, your commander is an idiot then not you yourself. 🤣

[King Cyan]

2 hours ago, Canik said:

hating and disparaging

I guess we can always shove some micros around with a Deadpool ego and plagiarize other alliances' flags.

Edited August 18, 2019 by King Cyan

[Smitty256]

1 hour ago, King Cyan said:

I guess we can always shove some micros around with a Deadpool ego and plagiarize other alliances' flags.

 

Hey! That's Captain Deadpool to you!

[King Cyan]

6 minutes ago, Smitty256 said:

 

Hey! That's Captain Deadpool to you!

I wasn't referring to a person there, unless you mean egos are people too.

 

And it was already settled as just "Deadpool" (not including "Captain").  Captain of the gravy train maybe.

[armpit]

On 8/17/2019 at 8:44 AM, Tiberius said:

FTW Stats for the war

 

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Nation	Ruler	Strength	Infra	Tech	Offensive Wars	Defensive Wars	Total Wars	Damage Taken	Damage Dealt
Tiny Nation	Canik	7,134.718	1,441.51	312.31	21	12	33	220,373.13	229,436.46
Wobblies	Pile Butts	16,340.108	2,500.00	300.48	22	8	30	130,038.57	166,369.96
Ircworld	AvengerFin	46,285.992	1,999.94	7,771.02	10	5	15	118,405.05	163,364.67
Armpit	armpit	7,113.519	1,497.58	133.89	36	19	55	76,230.51	152,931.84
Smokehaven	Stoopid Ace	33,132.567	1,000.02	4,823.99	7	4	11	66,845.02	127,493.71
Kaznawim	Kaznawim	7,904.323	1,945.66	107.13	36	18	54	84,868.25	104,756.64
Eisenherz	Bmk812	86,039.045	9,574.31	7,896.61	8	0	8	44,350.94	102,489.77
Rural Route 3	Joseph Black	17,113.532	1,020.73	1,961.68	13	5	18	76,540.91	99,161.44
Dominuscaritus	Zenophon	6,750.027	1,192.42	127.26	30	4	34	77,203.06	92,142.80
The Doom Legions	Mirakil	10,591.102	1,999.99	107.81	29	7	36	43,947.17	92,029.83
Daharan Empire	TK0Rahl	16,812.228	2,683.64	1,552.26	14	2	16	44,349.22	87,783.60
Codainia	Cody Mcfarlin	181,108.160	16,999.99	20,000.00	2	0	2	19,556.95	71,840.66
HouseStark	Smitty256	5,827.162	1,410.66	141.58	20	6	26	60,814.29	69,005.88
Transylvania	Lord Draculea	7,815.876	999.99	272.55	15	4	19	52,016.53	67,121.52
Vundf	Rydin	15,537.646	2,999.99	400.01	19	4	23	51,120.66	65,036.08
The Storm Crows	DaarioNaharis	24,412.528	0.17	4,882.34	8	6	14	62,676.64	64,061.98
Galcorian Republic	VelocityVIP	7,356.806	1,872.77	78.07	32	5	37	56,548.91	63,308.65
Munrovia	Rothaic	5,324.684	1,097.22	196.35	16	2	18	59,780.23	61,470.36
wolfy den	Wolfy	310,508.544	19,999.99	41,697.66	1	0	1	10,088.70	61,252.79
Turetel	Turetel	268,832.217	18,478.87	36,734.14	1	0	1	19,177.61	59,930.03
blighty	Galerion	120,681.740	14,399.99	11,526.99	0	3	3	52,938.33	49,851.82
Kurkazia	Nicholas Strakhov	7,241.809	1,499.82	105.41	21	1	22	49,754.52	49,500.04
Maxland	Sammy	138,385.144	12,189.30	14,742.59	3	0	3	40,904.61	48,364.05
SquidTheJim	SquidTheJim	4,873.670	1,000.99	75.48	22	1	23	38,004.34	46,127.33
Sycorax	Sycora	119,760.404	7,908.67	15,855.01	3	1	4	32,817.88	44,922.35
Republic of Boworia	PsyKosis	17,094.083	3,718.09	126.14	8	7	15	35,336.55	44,370.17
Revived	MasterChief	15,480.915	2,999.99	503.69	16	1	17	47,761.09	43,046.84
Silay	Maegor	12,649.132	1,847.71	149.33	15	4	19	29,617.26	42,998.59
Thelas	Lancer	5,220.640	1,610.72	45.97	33	3	36	58,131.75	42,319.64
Citroto	LordSanix	22,517.330	2,999.99	600.06	7	3	10	32,664.85	41,690.41
NetherRealms	Ghost of Sparta	20,483.733	4,658.36	95.03	22	2	24	24,049.88	41,360.75
The Tannhauser Gate	Uncle Don	183,836.746	11,099.99	26,490.11	1	0	1	10,863.96	40,351.85
BOOM HEADSHOT	pjk11	147,007.693	8,999.99	20,128.77	1	1	2	45,756.96	39,638.50
Empire of Autumnus	Lady Mineva	4,187.599	1,004.85	110.20	15	3	18	33,404.04	32,595.13
Shin Yogo Empire	Mikado	23,654.342	5,499.99	129.72	6	2	8	17,550.84	30,756.19
GreenzLand	Bowlzahoy	204,777.907	10,760.86	29,491.12	1	0	1	10,811.75	30,356.08
Stanovoy	Zawisza Czarny	23,023.276	3,999.00	1,046.97	9	3	12	22,152.96	29,286.96
Garageland	ClashCityRocker	138,895.149	18,909.87	10,653.83	3	0	3	23,556.37	29,055.85
St Lucia	VitaminTHC	72,353.646	6,394.04	8,454.82	3	5	8	57,336.87	27,750.85
LandOfMilkAndMoney	KingJohnLee	10,071.819	2,158.92	158.17	16	4	20	26,077.99	27,684.26
Land of Darkness	aroswing	20,696.101	4,099.99	104.77	12	4	16	36,474.56	27,207.76
Kaznawim	Kaznawim	7,977.718	1,794.91	138.83	6	7	13	16,145.24	26,593.57
Rio Grande	slmarsch	112,674.013	5,905.02	15,433.81	1	0	1	17,745.73	26,174.95
Eleutheria	RealCuttlefishGod	4,036.507	1,053.37	12.92	1	10	11	37,315.50	25,080.64
Republik of Eurf	HuMann	16,628.459	2,999.00	200.29	3	5	8	12,979.65	24,565.89
Wester Kippielaw	Gambl0r	17,124.841	2,999.93	225.53	11	1	12	29,993.78	24,085.78
BabylonDGreat	WellDenIWin	10,604.517	3,308.28	28.79	6	4	10	22,393.39	22,816.92
Syrus	Levant	15,348.915	2,999.99	110.13	8	4	12	21,035.25	22,484.09
Lzarja	gegthomas	12,201.146	1,716.69	88.95	6	3	9	29,048.77	21,986.94
Nilfgaardian Empire	Kerzaer	16,391.125	2,856.37	100.30	5	1	6	13,355.54	21,185.75
Neprya	Meowenstein	8,082.763	2,010.37	105.37	23	1	24	25,694.47	19,803.21
Camelia	Lemac	91,572.091	2,999.40	14,455.31	2	0	2	26,482.45	17,769.70
Femocratic Lands	Greatest Mothers	78,537.004	7,235.86	8,342.60	1	0	1	13,029.27	16,968.35
Brennana1	andrewb610	172,158.550	17,400.19	18,575.61	2	0	2	25,216.70	16,397.49
Ventus	Sanctus	20,931.634	4,279.18	57.03	3	1	4	10,923.14	15,122.09
Feel the Bern	Habs Nation	16,320.841	2,399.99	671.13	7	2	9	31,172.60	14,806.03
Peepville	Thomas214	116,664.415	12,371.26	12,041.97	1	1	2	19,996.98	14,293.27
kingdom of amsterdam	starlord2307	4,325.000	1,044.02	78.34	6	4	10	20,425.83	12,494.09
Norvegr	Eronux	29,306.836	6,816.73	124.07	3	2	5	10,526.05	12,453.45
Speedy Cats	Pamacii	5,500.070	345.28	17.53	6	8	14	22,775.86	11,868.87
PigSkin	Coach	134,008.823	14,999.76	11,587.80	1	0	1	22,199.48	11,612.04
UnitedNation	Democracy	98,120.943	10,702.94	9,854.72	0	1	1	24,938.08	11,368.83
Land of Lulz	Lulzist	79,772.180	9,199.99	5,943.61	0	2	2	43,725.70	10,937.47
Ceska Republik	Kal Asharak	11,442.982	1,999.99	320.94	1	0	1	10,173.79	10,809.65
Clarence River	Iven the Great	179.388	54.23	0.00	1	9	10	22,615.77	10,324.29
BernieSandernia	kingthero	28,514.416	5,815.15	265.70	3	0	3	8,405.45	10,197.89
Nihon koku	Hakaisha	21,375.139	5,999.99	10.02	9	1	10	15,899.20	10,176.53
Kinrick o Scotland	Pendragon	15,887.507	1,042.12	562.27	3	0	3	6,476.56	9,670.24
swillerland	javaswiller	280,690.591	19,999.99	36,563.97	1	0	1	5,733.55	9,607.57
J3dgar	McGee	155,614.945	11,999.99	20,609.00	1	0	1	11,372.90	8,380.03
North Korea	jobet5s	11,522.040	3,174.26	308.16	9	3	12	14,317.65	8,318.68
Nunyan	Yep15	3,866.948	999.00	100.22	4	3	7	8,969.40	7,399.31
Germainia	Prussian	13,443.886	4,081.31	72.11	3	0	3	13,195.86	4,744.77
Urmalia	Master Ice	132,813.999	20,536.82	8,877.46	0	1	1	27,432.78	4,518.34
Koninkrijk Nederland	Beatrix van Oranje	17,824.888	4,890.19	100.03	1	1	2	4,740.76	4,424.17
Maalaiskunta	Done147	23,822.234	4,999.00	220.60	0	1	1	4,598.60	3,832.17
Magios	Magion	102,731.483	14,991.50	10,177.41	1	1	2	32,946.08	3,504.76
Shwypnia	shwypn	15,826.324	5,062.13	104.43	3	1	4	8,080.77	3,406.39
Provinz Sachsen	stageidea	67,135.973	5,193.26	7,354.24	0	3	3	39,287.51	2,927.27
Quaraguay	Peterkin	13,483.236	4,000.20	110.00	5	2	7	15,456.90	2,853.86
The Isles Of Juulsta	Hmath10	5,000.602	999.99	209.54	3	6	9	11,292.11	2,615.92
Unified Scotland	Nokium	94,601.122	13,754.11	7,093.31	0	1	1	19,293.35	2,411.67
Khand	Valdoroth Kai	106,813.775	9,999.99	12,152.68	0	1	1	28,576.97	1,843.68
BLITZKRIEG THE FIRST	BLITZ1	108,325.063	12,758.53	11,400.80	0	2	2	33,103.22	1,506.35
DDR	RedCommunist	67,631.361	10,352.74	6,034.23	0	4	4	51,405.27	1,487.44
US of Chrisderica	US Chrisderica	483.001	111.80	2.60	0	7	7	10,675.53	793.99
RippleNation	RippleNation	890.938	279.85	0.21	0	5	5	10,945.67	704.71
Amadicia	Mazrim Taim	28,456.348	3,349.90	2,484.20	0	5	5	33,070.73	558.15
DFA MrFox	DFA MrFox	111,841.301	11,599.02	11,875.20	0	1	1	16,038.16	501.19
BIG GAY	BIG GAY	755.528	14.32	1.63	0	3	3	4,145.36	465.12
Destiny Island	destinyland	7,146.720	1,650.08	258.55	0	1	1	6,822.98	362.92
Yamamoto	Emiya Kiritsugu	568.283	0.00	0.00	0	6	6	5,904.48	335.07
Kingdom of Clu	King of Clu	832.333	151.64	18.07	2	6	8	14,500.96	194.23
Moron	edrin6150	4,832.622	1,577.03	3.80	0	2	2	4,870.84	70.87
hugs101	harry2008	698.904	155.22	12.43	0	4	4	8,656.40	69.88
Silver Coast	Spendi	964.444	53.49	26.26	0	1	1	667.36	35.50
Community of Peoples	Safeguard	3,539.210	950.00	113.48	0	1	1	1,552.69	15.84
Frostfang Mountains	Tormund Giantsbane	731.283	148.88	5.91	0	1	1	602.60	12.42
Quellessia	Quell	3,190.042	833.13	57.31	0	1	1	1,055.81	0.00
Titanous	dillon1102	14,093.377	4,514.54	85.82	0	5	5	19,415.17	0.00
The Georgia Republic	Gilberto Torres	17,359.340	5,311.97	0.00	0	3	3	12,139.88	0.00
Pacificity	SirMaffew	2,967.456	340.90	261.90	0	2	2	2,152.89	0.00
Lumiere	King Pendragon VI	6,004.095	1,768.05	0.00	0	2	2	5,001.67	0.00
Rounf Island	Edwardmbe	1,315.047	267.80	49.66	0	1	1	791.21	0.00
Twistland	SirTwist	6,462.008	1,599.99	300.41	0	11	11	19,092.54	0.00
The District	HM King Steven IIV	25,728.665	7,719.04	0.90	0	1	1	4,323.19	0.00
Greensaint	jmm516	849.807	69.89	44.08	0	1	1	387.34	0.00
Outsiderville	Jake5999	1,034.827	233.75	10.41	0	1	1	454.12	0.00
Voustia	Junkieturtle	6,855.200	2,223.63	36.85	0	1	1	8,322.54	0.00
Republic of Sandwich	Blt3456	153.355	9.26	8.70	0	1	1	1,113.25	0.00
Paraculia II	Backdoor	15,206.479	2,904.83	1,000.20	0	1	1	14,801.46	0.00
Land of Mu	MusashiLee	799.820	204.86	7.35	0	1	1	733.25	0.00

 

 

COBRA Stats

 

 

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Nation	Ruler	Strength	Infra	Tech	Offensive Wars	Defensive Wars	Total Wars	Damage Taken	Damage Dealt
Fluens	murtibing	31,110.856	7,999.98	310.31	16	29	45	117,053.54	211,683.41
schitzophrenia	sigmundfreud	10,725.880	1,500.00	1,185.69	1	39	40	257,353.18	191,370.74
Imperio Mexica	General Kanabis	366.139	104.28	7.32	40	32	72	106,216.55	107,361.57
Pain nation 666	Justin666	57,162.824	4,195.76	6,081.85	3	8	11	53,867.30	93,219.12
Regression	tikibird	6,969.155	1,999.08	103.91	11	33	44	82,071.26	91,309.57
Land Of Freedom	ericsw123	27,037.146	731.39	4,967.04	4	6	10	67,213.47	89,759.84
Anubia	Johnny Apocalypse	455.017	135.12	8.85	17	24	41	78,761.93	85,721.28
Keltroy	Talbrys	340.927	12.89	23.25	28	36	64	75,430.45	82,251.75
Amino Acids	Caspase	6,408.768	1,099.99	152.87	15	15	30	44,507.68	82,088.06
Tweetypie	joanne1	53,551.684	8,501.17	2,776.33	3	9	12	40,628.63	72,082.55
Wagons	WagonWheel	268.850	73.68	9.41	9	16	25	53,669.92	65,708.95
Jonesville	Jonesing	802.125	242.60	13.24	3	33	36	68,598.85	63,931.58
Ceska Republik	Kal Asharak	11,442.982	1,999.99	320.94	3	11	14	37,477.17	46,530.51
Union of Jugoslavia	Kralot	5,672.029	1,220.35	25.22	12	25	37	45,016.70	45,328.54
Lost Hills	Five0ne	8,114.668	1,999.99	225.59	4	18	22	42,909.68	35,777.25
Tlacopan	Ehecatl	8,912.348	2,599.99	3.12	19	14	33	41,959.17	35,539.05
WeSeeYou	PandaMercenary	15,097.534	4,499.99	103.21	10	13	23	37,038.67	30,456.53
Kezira	Talith	13,627.029	2,300.00	950.15	0	16	16	46,985.70	13,240.56
TrumpsTerrificTriad	Ya boi Putin EF	523.015	136.98	17.48	1	6	7	14,930.33	7,808.73
NDPstan	Jack Layton	3,397.939	899.99	104.96	3	0	3	3,046.44	2,991.55
Balticia	Caleb Hines	384.583	126.43	0.00	1	4	5	1,304.06	87.90
Slandmacrockoreu	mochi	5,247.833	1,399.99	100.00	0	3	3	4,730.05	52.70
Republika Palaestina	Lindskov	1,218.964	69.32	0.00	0	7	7	19,876.94	35.01
nuebiden	jjaxio	1,441.546	76.33	132.77	0	1	1	0.00	0.00
TECHRAIDER	TECHRAIDER	131.109	15.10	15.84	0	7	7	13,527.48	0.00
New Nigeria	arif2016	548.962	7.84	0.00	0	7	7	5,693.86	0.00
Brittben	Lord Hitchcock	233.437	59.18	8.99	0	2	2	107.82	0.00

 

 

 

Sweet after 55 wars with Cobra I'm 2:1. I may even treat myself to deodorant by way of celebration. 

[Lysergide]

9 hours ago, Canik said:

Oh I'm sorry, your commander is an idiot then not you yourself. 🤣

 

The only idiot here is you, you do seem to be someone that is exhibiting a case of having an extra chromosome.

[jerdge]

3 hours ago, armpit said:

Sweet after 55 wars with Cobra I'm 2:1. I may even treat myself to deodorant by way of celebration. 

That would be a refreshing development!

[Thrash]

14 hours ago, Canik said:

Many other FTWers did fight their hearts out. Armpit and Kaz actually fought more wars than me, I just started at a higher NS and had a 3 bil warchest that I unloaded. Thanks for the invite but nah I'll stick to ruling my "dumpster fire". 😜

 

So you have a few nations that will fight, you have way many more that won't fight and IRON is having to do that job for you now. Have you no shame? If I was leading that AA, I'd be pretty disgusted with my members right now, but that's just me.

Edited August 18, 2019 by Thrash

[Johnny Apocalypse]

7 hours ago, armpit said:

 

Sweet after 55 wars with Cobra I'm 2:1. I may even treat myself to deodorant by way of celebration. 

 

 

Lord knows you need it, my recent influx of immigrants are gagging on the stench you left behind last time you paid me a visit