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A Tale of 100 Coffees:

 

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Johnny Apocalypse upon arriving at COBRA

 

 

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Johnny Apocalypse after first bout of negotations

 

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Coffee No.51; negotiation round 2

 

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Coffee 100: Present Day

After a seemingly infinite back and forth between the Cobralition and RFI, we have finally come to an agreement for the sake of peace. I present the following terms, agreed upon by both coalitions:

 

The Cobralition do hereby admit defeat to the forces of the RFI coalition.

All existing wars between nations will be allowed to be completed or peaced at the discretion of the involved nations.

No further wars will be declared after the posting of this peace agreement.

 

Roll credits:

 

Signed for Cobralition:

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Signed for COBRA,

Johnny Apocalypse - King Cobra

 

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Signed for The Imperial Entente,

Lucius Optimus- Emperor of TIE

 

 

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Signed for Sellswords,

Kapleo - 'insert title here' of Sellswords

 

 

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Signed for Kashmir,

Lex Quintus, King of Kashmir

 

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Signed for Screaming Red Asses,

Walsh the Beloved -- Red Ass Commander

 

 

 

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Signed for RFI:

Signed for Argent,
Lowsten - The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent
trimm - The Absent and Grumpy Regent of Argent
IMP REBS - Minister of Internal Affairs
Gingervites - Interim Minister of War
KingWilliam - Interim Minister of Finance
LegatusEquus - Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs
iamthey - Minister of Proctology and Three Eyed Raven of Argent
Janax - Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications

Signed for Legion,
deathbiter - Imperator
happy5214 - Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs
Lord Windmark Thomond - Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs
totem - Elected Imperator Emeritus

Signed for GATO,
General Assembly of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization
We Are Not Alone - Assembly Chairman
Dre4m - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Foreign Affairs
Grealind - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Finance
Tevron - Special Counsel to the Assembly Chairman

Signed for CLAWS,
Leader: White Chocolate
Leader: Jazzy95
Grand Inquisitor: Randalla
Ministers
Minister of Defense: Al Bundy
Minister of Economics: Crinkled Straw
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude
Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim

Signed for LoSS,
~ The Trinity: Sir Sexton, ButtonyMeteor53, Flygirl

Signed for Fellowship of The Wolves,
Canik - Mad King
Taco - Hand of the King
The Dark Lord Sauron - Archon of Foreign Affairs
Velocity - Deputy Archon of Foreign Affairs
Kaznawim - Radical War Archon
Lancer - Deputy Archon of War
Lord Draculea - Archon of Financial Affairs
Smitty256 - Archon of Harmony
Maegor - Special Envoy of Harmony
SquidTheJim - IT Analyst
Galerion - Deputy General
Armpit - The Pit Master

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Whew, that's a lot of names.

Now for my second act as King I would like to bestow the following medals:

 

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Most Boognish: Johnny Apocalypse of Anubia

 

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Most Wars: General Kanabis of Imperio Mexica

 

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"Ruban de valeur et de mort"

Lucius Optimus of The First Order

Tankobite of Freistaat Bayer

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Best Damage Ratio: Caspase of Amino Acids

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Old Stubborn Bastard: Walsh the Beloved of Walshington

 

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Best Mercenary: ericsw123 of Land of Freedom

 

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Antman: Talbrys of Keltroy

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Most Furry Scalps Collected: Murtibing of Fluens

 

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Most Generous:

Lex Quintus of Flotsam

Master Hakai of Afro Pick

Sabcat of Sabcat Island

Kal Asharak of Ceska Republik

 

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War Dove: Shtanto of Shtanto

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Most Flogged: VelocityVIP of Galcorian Republic

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Best SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea

 

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Worst SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea

 

 

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Best Cash Pinata: scozy of Kenoland

(Special Mention: The Legion)

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Saltiest: Major Charles Rane of Farnhams Freehold

 

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"Get off my lawn!" Trophy: Tevron of Devion

 

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Fashionably Late: Stewie of Stewieland

 

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Sportsmanship Trophy: Literally no one.

 

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Dedicated to every single Spy assassinated in the line of duty

 

And with that, Ladies and Gentlemen, we conclude this five month long war. We've had our ups and downs (and even more downs) but let us remember the friends we made along the way and look to brighter horizons for all parties involved. As we pick up our guns and leave the trenches; I'd like to bid farewell, thanks and good luck to our friends in Non Grata. I wish them the best of luck in their quest to reclaim their vexillum and push back against the forces of Oculus.

 

Now, the oral se-

*ahem* I mean, now some music:

 

Edited by Johnny Apocalypse

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who the hell is Dre4m and why he have a number in his name?

 

this is confusing

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Well it was certainly an interesting five months, hopefully everyone is content for awhile.

 

Kudos on your cohesion sticking it out, you all work well as a unit which is more than most coalitions can say.

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First of all, two more medals;

 

For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself.

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And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother.

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I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good:

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In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation!

And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata.

 

o/ COBRA

o/ Kashmir

o/ TIE

o/ SS

o/ SRA

o/ NG

o/ Norwood

 

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 Mayhem guide you all.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by General Kanabis

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3 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

First of all, two more medals;

 

For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself.

The-day-today.png

 

And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother.

320px-Carthage-standard-svg.png

 

I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good:

b3d205e5-c6e5-4d18-85e7-0c59dc9ac14e-tex

In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation!

And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata.

 

o/ COBRA

o/ Kashmir

o/ TIE

o/ SS

o/ NG

o/ Norwood

 

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 Mayhem guide you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

First of all, two more medals;

 

For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself.

The-day-today.png

 

And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother.

320px-Carthage-standard-svg.png

 

I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good:

b3d205e5-c6e5-4d18-85e7-0c59dc9ac14e-tex

In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation!

And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata.

 

o/ COBRA

o/ Kashmir

o/ TIE

o/ SS

o/ SRA

o/ NG

o/ Norwood

 

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 Mayhem guide you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome home.

 

Congratulations to Cobra and Co on their well deserved victory against the furries and their incompetent allies.

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25 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

First of all, two more medals;

 

For best reporting, and for bringing this place back to life- my good friend and successor, Johnny Apocalypse himself.

The-day-today.png

 

And to @Korlath, for Loyalty and Bravery. You're home now, brother.

320px-Carthage-standard-svg.png

 

I'd like to take this time to reaffirm what has already been said. I will take my leave now, perhaps a bit disappointed that no one finished me off for good:

b3d205e5-c6e5-4d18-85e7-0c59dc9ac14e-tex

In my retirement, I seek a good way out, or at the very least, a much longer war than this one. My idea of rest and relaxation!

And no finer suicide booth retirement home these days than Non Grata.

 

o/ COBRA

o/ Kashmir

o/ TIE

o/ SS

o/ SRA

o/ NG

o/ Norwood

 

IMG-20181019-001602.jpg

 Mayhem guide you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll be your Johnny on the spot,

I'll be your Johnny on the spot,

My daddy died,

Left me all he's got,

I'll be your Johnny on the spot.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

A Tale of 100 Coffees:

 

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Johnny Apocalypse upon arriving at COBRA

 

 

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Johnny Apocalypse after first bout of negotations

 

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Coffee No.51; negotiation round 2

 

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Coffee 100: Present Day

 

 

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Best Mercenary: ericsw123 of Land of Freedom

 

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Fashionably Late: Stewie of Stewieland

 

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Dedicated to every single Spy assassinated in the line of duty

 

As we pick up our guns and leave the trenches; I'd like to bid farewell, thanks and good luck to our friends in Non Grata. I wish them the best of luck in their quest to reclaim their vexillum and push back against the forces of Oculus.

 

 

 

Better...

 

Enjoy the rebuild Johnny.  I look forward to digging into the Box again with you soon :)

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7 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

I'll be your Johnny on the spot,

I'll be your Johnny on the spot,

My daddy died,

Left me all he's got,

I'll be your Johnny on the spot.

 

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Shut up and get to work already!

:awesome:   🍻

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FTW and legion, by far two of the worst alliances left on planet Bob. You got the win, but there is no way you could spin this to be anything but a pyrrhic victory. 

 

This exposed you, had this been a different time in the planets history you'd be rolled by the end of the year. Sadly, all this left is the parade of idiots and the pixel huggers. 

 

 

 

 

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Still haven’t seen my participation medal 

 

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Edited by Lord Hitchcock

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Congratulations to all my Cobralition comrades;  this war truly strengthened our bond. Special thanks to Non-Grata.  You will always find a friend in Sellswords.  May your SDI's and nukes serve you well.

 

There's some fine people in RFI too and some very decent fighters that earned my respect during this war.  I salute you all.

 

Now time to rebuild.  

 

Good job everyone. 

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53 minutes ago, Malic said:

FTW and legion, by far two of the worst alliances left on planet Bob. You got the win, but there is no way you could spin this to be anything but a pyrrhic victory. 

 

This exposed you, had this been a different time in the planets history you'd be rolled by the end of the year. Sadly, all this left is the parade of idiots and the pixel huggers. 

 

 

 

 

 

In the near future 

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2 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

A Tale of 100 Coffees:

 

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Johnny Apocalypse upon arriving at COBRA

 

 

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Johnny Apocalypse after first bout of negotations

 

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Coffee No.51; negotiation round 2

 

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Coffee 100: Present Day

After a seemingly infinite back and forth between the Cobralition and RFI, we have finally come to an agreement for the sake of peace. I present the following terms, agreed upon by both coalitions:

 

The Cobralition do hereby admit defeat to the forces of the RFI coalition.

All existing wars between nations will be allowed to be completed or peaced at the discretion of the involved nations.

No further wars will be declared after the posting of this peace agreement.

 

Roll credits:

 

Signed for Cobralition:

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Signed for COBRA,

Johnny Apocalypse - King Cobra

 

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Signed for The Imperial Entente,

Lucius Optimus- Emperor of TIE

 

 

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Signed for Sellswords,

Kapleo - 'insert title here' of Sellswords

 

 

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Signed for Kashmir,

Lex Quintus, King of Kashmir

 

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Signed for Screaming Red Asses,

Walsh the Beloved -- Red Ass Commander

 

 

 

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Signed for RFI:

Signed for Argent,
Lowsten - The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent
trimm - The Absent and Grumpy Regent of Argent
IMP REBS - Minister of Internal Affairs
Gingervites - Interim Minister of War
KingWilliam - Interim Minister of Finance
LegatusEquus - Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs
iamthey - Minister of Proctology and Three Eyed Raven of Argent
Janax - Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications

Signed for Legion,
deathbiter - Imperator
happy5214 - Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs
Lord Windmark Thomond - Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs
totem - Elected Imperator Emeritus

Signed for GATO,
General Assembly of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization
We Are Not Alone - Assembly Chairman
Dre4m - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Foreign Affairs
Grealind - Deputy Assembly Chairman and Minister of Finance
Tevron - Special Counsel to the Assembly Chairman

Signed for CLAWS,
Leader: White Chocolate
Leader: Jazzy95
Grand Inquisitor: Randalla
Ministers
Minister of Defense: Al Bundy
Minister of Economics: Crinkled Straw
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude
Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim

Signed for LoSS,
~ The Trinity: Sir Sexton, ButtonyMeteor53, Flygirl

Signed for Fellowship of The Wolves,
Canik - Mad King
Taco - Hand of the King
The Dark Lord Sauron - Archon of Foreign Affairs
Velocity - Deputy Archon of Foreign Affairs
Kaznawim - Radical War Archon
Lancer - Deputy Archon of War
Lord Draculea - Archon of Financial Affairs
Smitty256 - Archon of Harmony
Maegor - Special Envoy of Harmony
SquidTheJim - IT Analyst
Galerion - Deputy General
Armpit - The Pit Master

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Whew, that's a lot of names.

Now for my second act as King I would like to bestow the following medals:

 

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Most Boognish: Johnny Apocalypse of Anubia

 

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Most Wars: General Kanabis of Imperio Mexica

 

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"Ruban de valeur et de mort"

Lucius Optimus of The First Order

Tankobite of Freistaat Bayer

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Best Damage Ratio: Caspase of Amino Acids

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Old Stubborn Bastard: Walsh the Beloved of Walshington

 

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Best Mercenary: ericsw123 of Land of Freedom

 

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Antman: Talbrys of Keltroy

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Most Furry Scalps Collected: Murtibing of Fluens

 

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Most Generous:

Lex Quintus of Flotsam

Master Hakai of Afro Pick

Sabcat of Sabcat Island

Kal Asharak of Ceska Republik

 

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War Dove: Shtanto of Shtanto

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Most Flogged: VelocityVIP of Galcorian Republic

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Best SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea

 

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Worst SDI: Kapleo of Kaplea

 

 

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Best Cash Pinata: scozy of Kenoland

(Special Mention: The Legion)

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Saltiest: Major Charles Rane of Farnhams Freehold

 

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"Get off my lawn!" Trophy: Tevron of Devion

 

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Fashionably Late: Stewie of Stewieland

 

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Sportsmanship Trophy: Literally no one.

 

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Dedicated to every single Spy assassinated in the line of duty

 

And with that, Ladies and Gentlemen, we conclude this five month long war. We've had our ups and downs (and even more downs) but let us remember the friends we made along the way and look to brighter horizons for all parties involved. As we pick up our guns and leave the trenches; I'd like to bid farewell, thanks and good luck to our friends in Non Grata. I wish them the best of luck in their quest to reclaim their vexillum and push back against the forces of Oculus.

 

Now, the oral se-

*ahem* I mean, now some music:

 

 

Johnny,

 

Well fought, you have certainly earned my respect. Now, lets get our drink on and party for the rest of the night.

 

-Smitty of the House Stark

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I appreciate the Generosity medal! I realize I am very liberal with the fake e-dollars on my “nation” and am glad to be recognized for it.

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