ComradeMilton Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Our most recent year brought a few wars, some new allies, other allies moving onto new things, and a bevy of impressive results on our mercy boards. Marx, jerkdotwad, and DoNotFearJazz, our former Secretariat, Strategos, and member of the GOONS Council, respectively; into retirement in the case of Marx and jerk and into Umbrella in the case of DoNotFearJazz.Bear Retrieval Unit has been selected, and has already been serving, as our new Strategos. Aesculus has been appointed Pecuniator and has been producing impressive results with our Aid Slot Nationalization program. ComradeMilton was selected to replace Marx as Secretariat and the spot on the GOONS Council formerly occupied by DoNotFearJazz has not yet been filled.We are pleased to be approaching our first full year of being an alliance entirely free of ReyTheGreat.Our Mercy Board has produced some truly impressive feats this past year, including:Dionysus eating dogfood to get back into GOONS after an ill-fated excursion aimed at forming his own alliance. Aidan Groover followed this up by not only completing some vanilla Mercy Board terms, also went above and beyond and ate catfood for some reason. From our new Pecuniator, Aesculus, of what he wished to offer on GOONS' birthday: no, death to the owf. New Strategos, Bear Retrieval Unit, adds: This better not lead to me having to deal with any of those people. Co-Pilot KenMorningstar, when asked for a comment said: I don't have any quote to give. Finally, we leave you with a pearl of wisdom offered by Councilmember r00tn00b: You are visiting the Oregon trail, You meet a man, his name is terry. You comment on how he has a silly name, Terry shoots you. You have died from dissing terry on the Oregon trail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Roll GOONS, again. :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 I knew you still loved me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Welcome back once again and happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Congrats on more than one year free of rey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 :(( GOONS :(( Glad to be a part of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 You guys have become boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Hey, you're still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Goons with or without Rey is still terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Congratulations to GOONS' new government members! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Congrats on more than one year free of rey Second this. Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted May 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Yeah you had ample time to review the draft, jerk. also very surprised by relative lack of goons hate in this thread. bring back methrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Congrats on more than one year free of rey Here's to many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) What the $%&@ is this gay ass !@#$? Usually, once you !@#$ on something, the stink goes away after a while, yet this is as pugnacious as ever. Where the $%&@ is Nippy? I don't recognize any of these limp-@icks Edited May 4, 2014 by Kzoppistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Now this is the kind of goons I could dig :D Oh yeah, congrats and all that stuff I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Congrats on more than one year free of rey Seriously congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Nippy left. Everyone left. It's just a bunch of new people. And sardonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Well congrats to the new gov members Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 ComradeMilton is a gem that I am proud to say is ours. Congrats to the new government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 It's me, I'm the Pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 this alliance blows even harder than mine LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 this alliance blows even harder than mine LOL! Wow. Way to not kiss and tell. Jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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