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Good evening, With the disband of Screaming Red Asses/Stripes and the conclusion of the United Republic of Nations, we had options, but the one that seemed best was a hostile takeover. I have been given the distinct honor and pleasure of introducing to you the new and improved Pirates of the Parrot Order. We wrote a new charter: This is the clean version, as Gowfanatic thought I shouldn't tell anybody who doesn't like it to go $%&@ themselves... Pirates of the Parrot Order: Where there is Unity, there is Victory. On this day, 31 October 2015, I hereby announce the first go
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If there's one things Farkers know, it's how to make high-quality, intoxicating beverages. Traditional Farkistani mixes are often complicated, requiring many bottles of liquor and beer mixed with bizarre ingredients (zebra milk). After a heated debate, it was decided that we should share the TotalFarkers Choice Recipe List, in an effort to help Bob understand us better get drunk. Drink #1 - The NSFW - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Ingredients: 1 oz. cheap vodka, 1 oz. good vodka, 1/2 oz. rum, 1/2 oz whiskey, 1 oz. flat 7-up, 3
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Quarterly Report Information Financial Information ASSETS, August 6, 2015 Strength: 7,386,070 Avg. Strength: 63,129 Member States: 117 Score: 29.62 Infrastructure: 807,837 Technology: 795,526 Nuclear Weapons: 1,807 Significant changes of items in the financial statements, previous quarter (May to August 2015) Strength: +28.0% (5,771,588 to 7,386,070) Avg. Strength: +15.9% (54,449 to 63,129) Score: +27.1% (23.30 to 29.62) Infra/Tech Ratio: -0.211 (1.226 to 1.015) Nuclear Weapons: +30.0% (1,390 to 1,807) Notable Highlights Sanction Status: ACHIEVED. Election of Devilyn Caster as Universal
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On January 6, 2006, a world was created. We called it "Bob" or "CN". It grew by leaps and bounds. That was before the virus. The Penale Culus virus was a deadly disease that caused intense boredom, loss of interest in maintaining a nation, lackluster coding, and feelings of hopelessness about the future. Thousands of nations were destroyed. Thousands more were lost to inactivity. With so few left, only the most stubborn would remain to survive, to lead... I am Farkend One of the last few survivors awoke in a hung-over stupor, as he had every day since he turned 21. He gargle
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Green Protection Agency Autumn/March-May Government Line-up Greetings Planet Bob, In light of our recent elections, without further ado, I proudly present the new GPA government line-up for our autumn term: Executive: President: Imperator Vice-President: Belisarius Cabinet: Minister of Internal Affairs: grossman Minister of Defense: Jeric Minister of Foreign Affairs: benfinan Minister of Economics: Jumperbeast13 Minister of Membership Compliance: Ennui Directors: Director of the Academy: probablamenteno Director of Communications: Lunan Director of Human Resources: The Thing Congrat
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BEGIN TRANSMISSION: Date: Feb 7 2014 Time: 18:00 BST Security Log, Nove Mesto Business Facility - Prague, Czech Republic *REDACTED*: M doesn't really mind you making some money on the side, Salajol, she'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets. Salajol: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man, *REDACTED*. If M was so sure I was bent, she would've sent a 00. Benefits of being section chief, I'd know if anyone had been promoted to 00 status, wouldn't I? Your file shows no kills, and it takes... *REDACTED*: Two. Salajol: Shame. We barely got
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Greetings believers, friends, and heretics, Now that we've returned to a state of peacefulness & enhanced laziness from our previous state of cactus killer machine. Like so... --> ...I come before you all today for a most sanctimonious announcement. We are here to announce the most amazing and ever changing elder tribesman of the great Florida Cactus Alliance. In a most shocking turn of events and a general show of apathy and approval towards the current state of the insanity in the Random Insanity Alliance every single incumbent was re-elected without even a challenger. Thus, a
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Green Protection Agency Winter/December-February Government Line-up Greetings Planet Bob, In light of our recent elections, without further ado, I proudly present the new GPA government line-up for our winter term: Executive: President: Printer635 Vice-President: Belisarius Cabinet: Minister of Defense: Arrnea Minister of Economics: Evangeline Anovilis Minister of Foreign Affairs: Imperator Honorius Minister of Internal Affairs: kiasnicks (aka Snicks) Minister of Membership Compliance: Jai Sevi Directors: Director of Communications: williams (aka Willems) Director of -
Greetings believers and heretics, The Holy Realm of the Cactuar - the Random Insanity Alliance - is pleased to announce our newest government . You may find it very similar to the old government but we assure you that elections were conducted in a fair and democratic manner. For the position of Triumvir was up for election. Shadow announced his intention to re-run and he easily won re-election with 100% of the votes. There were some whispers of it being rigged after some noticed that all 5 options on the poll were in fact all Shadow. Thus Shadow is re-elected to serve his 13th 6th month te
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The Admiral was sitting in his cabin aboard the USS Santiago, named after the capital of the nation, waiting for word on the mission. The Master Chief Petty Officer came in to the room, knocking to let the Admiral know he was there. “Sir, we've captured them.” “Excellent news Master Chief.” The technicians were setting up the broadcast and the podium. The podium stood in front of the flags of the services, Army Intelligence, Naval Intelligence, Marine Intelligence and Air Force Intelligence. The flag of MI6 was draped in the center, in between the service flags. On the podium was a new s
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The GPA Proud Presents: An Inquisitive Dove GPA Government September - November 2014 --- Inspector Jacques Clouseau 'benfinan' - President Special Agent Fox Mulder 'probablamenteno' - Vice President Inspector Morse 'Willems' - Minister of Internal Affairs Inspector Gadget 'Arrnea' - Minister of Defense Sherlock Holmes 'Imperator' - Minister of Foreign Affairs Hercule Poirot 'Lyrositor' - Minister of Economics Ace Ventura 'Printer' - Minister of Membership Compliance Inspector Foyle 'Nuwen' - Director of the Academy
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It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order - and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order. Greetings friends, heretics, and non-believers, The Holy Alliance of the Cactuar, more commonly referred to as the Holy Realm of the Llama or even the Random Insanity Alliance, recently completed another fun election cycle. We call them elections but they tend to consist of drawing names out of a hat or some other such silliness. Somehow the insane party once again overcame the random party and decided to re-elect Shadow, By the Grace of Cactu
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Our most recent year brought a few wars, some new allies, other allies moving onto new things, and a bevy of impressive results on our mercy boards. Marx, jerkdotwad, and DoNotFearJazz, our former Secretariat, Strategos, and member of the GOONS Council, respectively; into retirement in the case of Marx and jerk and into Umbrella in the case of DoNotFearJazz. Bear Retrieval Unit has been selected, and has already been serving, as our new Strategos. Aesculus has been appointed Pecuniator and has been producing impressive results with our Aid Slot Nationalization program. ComradeMilton was sele -
Greetings fellow disciples of the Holy Cactuar, neutrals, and heretics. Today I bring you tidings of the latest government in the Random Insanity Alliance, the only alliance that offers equal citizenship to all llamas! As you can see above our government has indeed changed as of last night. The most glaring change is the addition is Hyperonic as part of the Triumvirate and Ogaden as Head of Economics. Ogaden decided to step back and take a temporary leave from his role as Triumvir to once again become our Head of Economics due to feeling he lacked the time to fully execute his duties. We
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After beginning existence a year and a half ago as a one-man micro, the Screaming Red Asses are proud to announce that we have reached what for us is the lofty heights of 600,000 NS, 17 members, and a spot in the Top 100 alliances in the Amazing Sanction Race. While growth is nice, it hopefully is a simple by-product of doing things right. To that end, it is time to get to the real point of this post: the introduction of our current government line-up. Ladies and gentlemen of Planet Bob, the following is the current A-team of the Screaming Red Asse
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The GPA Government for Spring/March-May 2014 I hope you shall join me in merry happiness for our new government! For true comedy is comedy that is neutral! President - Belisarius - The Head Knight, who til recently said Ni VP - dy Cazaril - The Black Knight MoD - Arrnea - Otto leader of the Judean People's Front MoFA - Jaeren - Tim the Enchanter MoIA - Kurdanak - Sir Bedevere MoMC - CzarOptima - the Minister of Silly Walks MoE - jerdge - Brian Cohen DoC - Willems - the head Spanish Inquisitor DoHR - ATREYU6 - Blood and Thunde
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Greetings fellow disciples of the Holy Cactuar, neutrals, and heretics. I come before you all today with a most glorious announcement. The Random Insanity Alliance is proud to announce that we have once again hit three million, five thousand, four hundred, and twenty nation strength and Twelve point five score. We have reached this precious milestone numerous times over our many years in this strange world we all inhabit but this one feels just as precious as all the past times. So we shall once again be merry and relish in its majesty. Our history over the past several years has bee -
I hope you will all join me in congratulating our new government members, new and old to government. I feel confident in each of their abilities and look forward to the next three months! Allons-y!
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Hello all, this is Shadow reporting live from the Maroon House, here at RIA headquarters. In a shocking turn of events, the Government of the Random Insanity Alliance has shut down tonight after a drawn out battle in the Cabinet. The Chillaxin Party, led by Hyperonic "Kenny" The Taste, and the RI5 Party, led by Ogaden "Skynet" Dahl, could not come to agreement over the correct type of waffles to serve at the inauguration of the new government. The Chillaxin Party, citing the recently passed Affordable Waffle Act of 2013, argued that blueberry waffles should be made available to all the citizen
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R&R Government Update As was to be expected, R&R's most recent attempt at democracy was worse than Hayden Christiansen's acting in the second and third Star Wars movies - meaning it was a really pathetic attempt. Dear Disney please redeem the franchise. That being said, we do have a few government changes to announce: While our fearless leader EgoFreaky will remain President for another term, R&R will bid farewell to our longtime Vice President Bambi (AmbroseIV), and thank him for numerous terms of service to R&R and its interests, and the countless hours of wor
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The Last Remnants Announcement Our leadership has recently lost a few good men - Wyrmon and Mandellav who were both elected Triumvirs for the alliance were lost to the dreaded (real) life outside the offices of the Wastelanders. We thank them for their service and wish them the best of everything in their future endeavors. That said, a double triumvir election happened and TLR now has two new leaders in the Triumvirate of power. I will list them momentarily but before that I have an important news that will rock the planet, no doubt. The Last Remnants high government has dec
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I know its like half way through the month now but we totally had elections a few weeks ago and the following is the government of the Random Insanity Alliance for June and July. Italics = Incumbent who was re-elected. Bold = new to the position this term. Triumvirate X of the Random Insanity Alliance Every 2 months a new Triumvir seat is up for election. Triumvirate X remains Triumvirate X as Shadow was re-elected Triumvir for the billionth time. Totally unexpected result. All his opponents suffered mysterious accidents right before the elections. im317 - Ogaden - Shadow Cabinet LVI of
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Political Parties are Stupid and Counterproductive
Malik Shabazz posted a blog entry in Brother Malcolm Speaks
With that out of the way, I would like to get into my discussion. We Americans like to think that we have this perfect utopia-like democracy, where people get a free vote. I think that this is funny, because there is no free vote. Look at the last Presidential election, out of the six people that ran; only two were allowed to debate. Yea, so much for "free and fair" elections. Our government likes to talk about "upholding democracy" around the world, when our republic is so flawed. Our republic has a lot of flaws, but to be specific one of the biggest flaws it has are the self-serving politica -
Breaking news today, as all former members of the D.S.U. have stepped down due to outside force. At the time being, two candidates still run for office, with Zuri Okiji of the Ugandan Socialist Party being in a slight lead. There is no government right now, so the Ugandan Military will send word to Athens and Tianxia for a temporary government to be installed by them until 8 when the elections will close. During this time all people are encouraged to vote for their perferred candidate. In other news The D.S.U. sends regards to the Republic of Africa for the deah of their dear queen. -
Today marks a special day at Los Pollos Hermanos. We have finished up touches on our newly acquired charter, and along with that we have illegally staged our new government. You'll be happy to know our government is full of fully functioning meth heads along with some newer folk that may not have had opportunity to be in government in the past. Without further rambling, I present the new charter for Los Pollos Hermanos and it's first governent. Official Charter of Los Pollos Hermanos Signed Gus, Ernesto Che Guevara The Worthless Tool, Minister of Silly Walks The
