IYIyTh Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Roq is currently Umbrella Gov. He's not dead yet. You missed the joke.:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 And, the news are? I mean, nothing new coming from Umbrella. :P The news are your english no so good. :v: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 The news are your english no so good. :v: He might be a native French-speaker or of some other similar language in which "news" is a plural word, FYI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) roll myth Edited January 18, 2014 by Gibsonator21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 He might be a native French-speaker or of some other similar language in which "news" is a plural word, FYI. Yeah I'm just being a jerk, what's new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Coulson Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) Who can win in #conspiracyoff 2014? In the red corner- Tywin Lannister, with his "global stability" and claims that he ran his coalition while second in command of HB! In the blue corner- Steve Buscemi, with his infamous "It's all TOP's fault" and his "why don't you get out of peace mode" shenanigans! Two enter, but only one can leave. Let's see which one leaves the Octagon, pay-per-view for only $19.95!Now Bob, I'm not sure what kind of Kool Aid TOP's been making you drink since you joined but you were once capable of rational thought so I'm assuming that part of you still is. Even you have to admit that there's no comparison between the two people.The first is a clueless blowhard who once non ironically called everyone who disagreed with him sheep.The second is a fairly competent technocrat who, although he has more of an attitude than you'd expect to see on most alliances' governments (he is Non Grata after all), doesn't say that many inflammatory or off the wall things. Sure he's not too happy with you and your friends now but you are taking part a coalition that's crushing his alliance so what do you expect, a gift basket? Edited January 19, 2014 by Monroe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Now Bob, I'm not sure what kind of Kool Aid TOP's been making you drink since you joined but you were once capable of rational thought so I'm assuming that part of you still is. Even you have to admit that there's no comparison between the two people. The first is a clueless blowhard who once non ironically called everyone who disagreed with him sheep. The second is a fairly competent technocrat who, although he has more of an attitude than you'd expect to see on most alliances' governments (he is Non Grata after all), doesn't say that many inflammatory or off the wall things. Sure he's not too happy with you and your friends now but you are taking part a coalition that's crushing his alliance so what do you expect, a gift basket? :mellow: Not sure if serious... Buscemi is clearly more quality than Tywinn, though. There's no argument to be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Now Bob, I'm not sure what kind of Kool Aid TOP's been making you drink since you joined but you were once capable of rational thought so I'm assuming that part of you still is. Even you have to admit that there's no comparison between the two people. The first is a clueless blowhard who once non ironically called everyone who disagreed with him sheep. The second is a fairly competent technocrat who, although he has more of an attitude than you'd expect to see on most alliances' governments (he is Non Grata after all), doesn't say that many inflammatory or off the wall things. Sure he's not too happy with you and your friends now but you are taking part a coalition that's crushing his alliance so what do you expect, a gift basket? Sure, Steve is better then Tywin, the setup was more for comedic purposes. But I'd by lying if I didn't point out that he's been making my truther friends jealous with his level of conspiracy claims as of late. Everything left, right, and centre is some sort of elaborate plan by someone on our side (usually TOP) to take over the world. It's not that I don't find it flattering (I truly do) but it veers past credibility after the first dozen or so times and just becomes pure comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Sure, Steve is better then Tywin, the setup was more for comedic purposes. But I'd by lying if I didn't point out that he's been making my truther friends jealous with his level of conspiracy claims as of late. Everything left, right, and centre is some sort of elaborate plan by someone on our side (usually TOP) to take over the world. It's not that I don't find it flattering (I truly do) but it veers past credibility after the first dozen or so times and just becomes pure comedy. Come on, at this point we all know that TOP was truly targeting NPO, and used Polar to absorb all the damage. Get with the times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Sure, Steve is better then Tywin, the setup was more for comedic purposes. But I'd by lying if I didn't point out that he's been making my truther friends jealous with his level of conspiracy claims as of late. Everything left, right, and centre is some sort of elaborate plan by someone on our side (usually TOP) to take over the world. It's not that I don't find it flattering (I truly do) but it veers past credibility after the first dozen or so times and just becomes pure comedy. I thought it was all Ardus' and 1337guy's plans? Sad thing that Ardus deleted again and I think 1337 has too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yevgeni Luchenkov Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Sorry Umbrella, I personally want to apologize for moralist scum like Centurius and strange people like Azaghul. Rest assured that the Shadow Government is still the one holding power in TOP, though. Also, obviously, we did it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 Come on, at this point we all know that TOP was truly targeting NPO, and used Polar to absorb all the damage. Get with the times.Sorry to break the news to you, but uh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amossio Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 Sorry Umbrella, I personally want to apologize for moralist scum like Centurius and strange people like Azaghul. Rest assured that the Shadow Government is still the one holding power in TOP, though. Also, obviously, we did it better. NG also expects an apology, the tears that have been shed is also down to TOP, you horrible bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimm Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Breakng news: Alliance members have less than kind things to say about their poltical allies. Also, this just in, water is wet and the sky is blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Yes you guys stole CG, he definitely wasn't manoeuvred into position so he could climb the ranks take over and eventually force UMB to merge with us in order to kick start the grand communist revolution of 2014, that's just crazy talk. EDIT: Also can I assume since getting CG was the only reason to viceroy us means we are your favourites? Edited January 21, 2014 by Azreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arentak Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 As a uh...member of one of Umbrella's allies, let me say "Go ahead guys, have open honest internal discussions, you should always feel free to share with each other in the expectation of privacy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayloj7 Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 jeeeze umbrella why you gotsa be so arrogant :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 jeeeze umbrella why you gotsa be so arrogant :PBecause DBDC is the A+ division of Umbrella! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Umbrella still has a huge upper tier and almost all of it in war mode, unlike most other alliances fighting. Umbrella could keep fighting this war comfortably forever almost, while the majority of the other alliances are smashing what little top tier to destroy what little top tiers others have. It would be an even better plan to keep everyone in a constant war to prevent other alliances from catching up to their top tier if they could install Viceroys in their allies to prevent them from not mindlessly going along with the plan enough. Their coalition will begin to fracture long before Umbrella's will to fight. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Good read. Sard does indeed suck and has bad ideas sometimes and they did totally steal Crownguard. I for one welcome my Umbrella overlord, it means I have to do less work. Edited January 23, 2014 by KenMorningstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Why do you think I consented to being stolen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pd73bassman Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 An alliance having discussions about allies, is that a new thing? Also Umbrella, we are not coming back and and our communication will get worse :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 The true sign of a bad ally. Won't even merge back into our alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys Targaryen Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 NG hear that? That's the sound of Umbrella laughing at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloin Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 An alliance having discussions about allies, is that a new thing? Also Umbrella, we are not coming back and and our communication will get worse :awesome: You'll be hearing about this in our next gossip session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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