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Starfox101

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  • Birthday 07/21/1990

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  1. Ah, that was an interesting time. Surprised people remember that. šŸ˜‚
  2. This game still exists? Wow, Iā€™m impressed guys.
  3. You are this guy in a monkey suit that other people kick and use as a projectile to destroy other players. Really, I have no idea either. But if Roquentin ever tells you to sit outside the ropes, you may want to get ready. Welp, in that case I may have to leave you as the true Nature Boy. You are JTG from Cryme Tyme, the only true thug in CN. You've been making it rain since after I was making it rain, which is for a very long time. I'll leave this one to Rey. He is begging you. Because commies can only be commies. It's just science my friend. You are...the one and only....SHOCKMASTER! You're a sith who loves Ponies, it's only fitting you wear a glitter stormtrooper hat and destroy walls (mostly). You are Mark Henry, the world's strongest man. Anytime anyone has ever even thought about body slamming you, the entirety of CN will collapse from all the shedding of Umbrella tech hitting the server.
  4. Donkey Kong and the premier military power in an alternate universe. I can dig it.
  5. You are Nikolai Volkoff, the angriest of all the angry commies. Stay red, not dead. Ric Flair is taken! You are Zeb Colter, the biased, jingoistic, and quite offensive manager. But hey, you can cut one hell of a promo. You are Bobby the body Lashley. More dangerous than a freight train, and more intense than camping. However you can not cut a promo to save your life, pass the mic to Zeb. Given that you are apparently an "incapable retard", it's only fitting that you are Bastion Booger! Known best for eating raw hot dogs and the skimpy getup possibly made out of tin foil, you are forever remembered by the masses. Given that I am fairly certain this is the guy in your avatar, you are certainly Big Bully Busick. A Pacifican, and an old fashioned browbeater, you are unrivaled in your similarities to the original mustached bully. Big Show lost to Floyd Mayweather. lol. Also, I am Chris Jericho. Everyone knows this. I invented knowing this.
  6. Hey to be fair, I'm sure none of the people here look like Ultimate Warrior, Seth Rollins, etc
  7. Damn, sorry! I skipped you because I thought we all knew and accepted it - you are Booker T. Tell me, he did not just say that! What da hale, Starfox101! Oh MY GOODNESS! If you didn't read all of that in Booker T's voice, you are no longer Booker T. You are none other than the Ultimate Warrior. You were big time back in the day, but kind of faded due to a lack of interest. However you are a Hall of Famer and a good interview. (That's WarriorConcept whenever anyone talks about \m/ in a negative manner.) Talk to me when you're winning, old lady!
  8. Just wait until the next thread...when Franz books every character assigned into a CN PPV. You are Phil Brooks, aka Chick Magnet Punk. You're loved by many and hated by many, as well. You're abrasive and like things done your way, but you're also a former champion. Good luck in MMA fighting people who really hit back! You are Santino Marella. A colorful character who is only taken seriously when he pulls out the dreaded cobra, you are kept around for comedic relief and tag team matches. You are The Yeti. Really, we have no idea what Eric Bischoff was thinking. But he is a giant man, capable of causing great destruction by merely touching people. If you will it, it is possible that you could even possibly achieve an even more powerful form... SUPER GIANT NINJA!! Maybe I'll leave it to you, unless he shows up himself. :) You are Eva Marie. Even though you are questionable in the ring, you are loved by the fans and pretty much everybody appreciates your existence!
  9. Why can't he post? I have a special one for him. Prove it Completely forgot those guys. That sounds like a good youth though!
  10. There's only one way this one is ending, Sgt Slaughter. The only thing you love more than America is killing commies and making privates do push ups until your eyes get tired.
  11. You did not hit me with the 619. But you did hit me with the Dirty Deeds, Dean Ambrose. You're an up and comer with great potential for singles competition, even if you are a little weird. You just have to leave your former faction alone forever. You are Shark Boy from TNA. You have a DBDC flag which is the equivalent of wrestling in a shark suit in the worst wrestling promotion of all-time. ;) You are Rowdy Roddy Piper. Did you think it would be anywhere else? We're going to have to have Osraven on next week's edition of ROWDY RODDY PIPER'S PIT. Ah, too easy my red friend. You are Rusev, hero of the Russian Federation, and the all-around most likable Communist of all-time. Please bring Lana with you next time. You are Ric Flair, CN's resident tank-ridin', aircraft-flyin', tech stealin', backroom dealin', son-of-a-gun. You were born with a golden spoon, and can take anyone's girl, and there is nothing they can do about it. WOOOOO. Indeed it is, my Christian friend. Since you are religious, you are none other than Reverand Slick, the most badass preacher of all-time. Oh, you do, Mr Yokozuna. You've grown fat with tech, and have enjoyed the finer things in life that come with life at the head of a hegemony. Now you just enjoy jumping on the heads of any nation in the top 250. You are Damien Sandow, the cultured genius nice enough to grace us with your presence, which we will repay you for in time.
  12. So irrelevent, I just couldn't remember. You are Brodus Clay. You're pretty good in the ring for a big guy, but you are being booked horribly, and probably need a new gimmick. Funkasauros Rex isn't working out so well. (Oh, and look out for Big Show Stewie as well.) You are Jeff Hardy. With your post-hardcore grunge styling, you've taken CN by storm with your anti-authority and anti-parents ways. Laws be damned. You are Braden Walker. I've never heard of you, and nobody else has either. Your only segment in the history of CN was the time you spoke with Matt Hardy backstage. But don't worry, you have a 3 disc DVD to fall back on, the Definitive History of Braden Capibara Walker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyFABQX62A You are Zach Ryder. Known for your flashy guido hair and catchy phrases, you are almost universally derided by everyone not on the internet. But don't worry, on the internet, you are the Internet Heavyweight Champion. Vince McMahon simply couldn't wait to fire you. You are AJ Lee. Loyal, a little bit crazy, and apparently also now retired. You are the biggest fan of Phil Brooks, CM Punk. You are a very shifty stranger, and as such you are none other than The Boogeyman. Nobody knows a thing about you, or why you are billed from a Bottomless Pit, but we do not want to get in the ring with you. Ever. You are Doink the Clown. Why, because I said so, Doink.
  13. You are John Bradshaw Layfield. You're outspoken and disliked but you have championship credentials and a killer clothesline from hell, also known as the Indonesian counter-attack. You are without a doubt The Iron Sheik. Never one to mind playing the bad guy, you are also unfiltered and tend to go off your rocker on epic rants, which you conclude by putting someone into a chokehold.
  14. Right above my previous post.
  15. Jerdge, don't make me agree with O ya baby. You guys are without a doubt there because of DBDC - nothing wrong with that though, but don't pretend otherwise.
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