Jump to content

Umbrella Arrogance Once Again


Recommended Posts

Hey folks how you all doing tonight?  I had an interesting bit of info cross my desk today that I thought I would share.  Normally I would just laugh it off but I guess I am bored so you all get to read it also.  It is a c/p from Umbrella forums, no I don't have a screen shot, I do not accept those, lol, but seeing how we are already at war with Umbrella I figure it is fair game.




I swear we need to just offer to viceroy all of our !@#$%* allies.

Think about it, in order of decreasing !@#$:

Valhalla: PM throughout the war and what little they did fight started as no-nukes by their now current leader.

MI6: So desperate Myth is leading them now.

GOONS: Sard sucks and thinks NPO deserves white peace

MHA: Maybe we could turn them into a real alliance.

TOOTR: They really shouldn't have left. They still fight with us... only much less efficiently and with worse communication.

VE: At times Goldie is exasperating and it would be nice if we could just force them to ALWAYS be on the same page as us.

TOP: Letting the moralists/strange people/Azaghul convince them that NPO has taken enough damage.

International: We already stole Crownguard.



For those of you who don't believe it and think I made it up, I could care less what you think.  Umbrella knows how accurate this is and I bet the alliances mentioned here are not surprised and know it is true.  Oh did I mention this is from a member of their top Gov?  I will keep the name to myself to avoid personal embarrassment.  


For those of you that don't know I used to be in Umbrella a few years ago and I was allied to them many years in PC and in PB.  This is par for the course if I may say so.  Also for those of your speculating this is a quote from Roq, you are wrong.  As much as he and I disagree I acknowledge his savvy and he would not say anything like this so blatant and in open forum lol.  


So have some fun, this place needs a lively pick me up, hope I entertained for a few minutes.  If not go back to your mom's basement and drink some code red, lol.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 174
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

MHA: Maybe we could turn them into a real alliance.


I think I'll choose to take this as a compliment. (But not a complement. Umbrella doesn't really complete me.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Knowing Umbrella this was a thread leaked on purpose but yeah I can see it being real opinions.

Either way this thread won't accomplish much besides a fun read. Glad to see Derwood here and Azaghul still being mentioned as a reasonable person tho!

Edited by Neo Uruk
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...