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[size=5][color="purple"]Ladies and Gentleman of Planet Bob. After nearly two years of relaxation, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_VFJn2kJM"]Valhalla[/url] has announced a Reunion Tour with IRON and TOP beginning with the first leg of its Winter World Tour 2011!! The first stops will be in [url="http://www.opticstalk.com/uploads/9389/super-retard.jpg"]UPN[/url] and [url="http://cnmjolnir.org/temp/rollpolar.png"]NpO[/url]. (many more stops TBA)[/color][/size][/center]

[size=4][center]*** We are also proud to announce that our opening act for the UPN show will be [url="http://www.cybernations.net/allNations_display_alliances.asp?Alliance=SNAFU"]SNAFU!![/url] ***[/center][/size]

[b][u]Tour Rules:[/b][/u]
- Instruments of Mass destruction are encouraged.
- Bring a VERY Large War Chest
- No Whining
- Act Fast**
- Mass Casualties are required
- Please don't bring your turtles to the show

Great Slots are still available, But they are going fast. Gets Yours Now!***

[b]TLDR~ [/b]
Winter is starting.
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBmueYJ0VhA"]Valhalla[/url] Hereby Declares war on the New Polar Order and United Purple Nations in support of IRON.
SNAFU Hereby Declares war on United Purple Nations in support of Valhalla.

[b][u][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9maEvILZqdA&feature=related"]Valhalla Featuring:[/url][/b][/u]
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aaOqUYG8Tw&feature=related"]Tronix of Atlantix[/url], Regent - [color="gray"]Lead Singer/Rhythm Guitar[/color]
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50UL2ZRhqoQ"]Levistus[/url] of Emirates of Essex, Marshal/Acting Vice Regent - [color="gray"]Bass Guitar[/color]
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjVnoF1In-c"]Jesper of Lothlórien[/url], Security Consul - [color="gray"]Tambourine/Backup Vocals[/color]
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVg2N00S_DQ"]ChairmanHal[/url] of Haleenstar Republic,Chancellor - [color="gray"]Drums[/color]
[url="http://www.yamaha-keyboard-guide.com/images/yamaha-psr-i-425-review-21290624.jpg"]Sir Keshav IV[/url] of Articuno Islands, Emissary - [color="gray"]Keyboards[/color]

w/ Special Guests: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eISPP6zuNE"]Chefjoe[/url] of Buckwheats on [color="gray"]Lead Guitar[/color] and [url="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/80a71ef8cb/more-cowbell"]Buds The Man[/url] of New Budsland on the [color="gray"] Cowbell[/color].

[b][u][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JcQuSiEa-4&feature=related"]SNAFU Featuring:[/url][/b][/u]
[url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fDi2ZAZN86c/TPQy8XcPjWI/AAAAAAAAFdQ/NKfM6acCOHc/s1600/gustavo-6.jpg"]Stetson76[/url] of Axeland, Grand FUBAR - [color="gray"]Conductor[/color]
[url="http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_629/13147785772luvA0.jpg"]Madam CaVi[/url] of Spehan, Power Behind the Throne - [color="gray"]Pan Flute[/color]
[url="http://i.indiafm.com/stills/08/khushboo/still45.jpg"]Joe32320[/url] of Lealand, Out House Leader - [color="gray"]Alto Sax[/color]
[url="http://createdigitalmusic.com/files/storiespre2k6/revengenerdsfashion.jpg"]Thoughberry[/url] of Newest Amsterdam, In House Leader - [color="gray"]Synthesizer[/color]
[url="http://www.markstivers.com/cartoons/Cartoons%202006/Stivers-11-23-06-Funky-guit.gif"]Decrepdsol[/url] of Romulania, Director of Illicit Affairs - [color="gray"]Lead Guitar[/color]
[url="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/celebBB05people/1bezPA_330x350.jpg"]Lord6Dread[/url] of Middleland, Director of Damage Control - [color="gray"]Maracas[/color]
[url="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/saeve/default/eicca-toppinen--large-msg-120144076886.jpg"]eXcessium[/url] of Islington, Director of Alliance Relations - [color="gray"]Bass Cello[/color]

May Odin have mercy on your souls, for not even [url="http://www.cybernations.net/allNations_display_alliances.asp?Alliance=Global%20Order%20Of%20Darkness"]GOD[/url] can save you now.

A Special thanks to the producers of this tour: IRON and TOP!! Of course.. We couldn't do it without the love of our extra horny [url="http://cnmjolnir.org/temp/fans1.jpg"]Fans[/url].

** Slots are limited.
*** Sorry No rain-checks[url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8IUsyoeCzRs/St30xspot6I/AAAAAAAAGaU/bCq2vN2djQ8/s400/black_cowbell_close.jpg"].[/url]

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