Electron Sponge Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 The New Polar Order is a patient alliance, and I am a patient and benevolent emperor. However, even someone as just and kind as I am has their limit. That limit has been reached. We can no longer tolerate the calumnious insults hurled upon my imperial person by Admin, the leader of the so-called "Great Nation," and his alliance "CN Staff." When Admin referred to my imperial personage as a "noob," he cast aspersions upon actual noobs who learn how to play the game properly and don't need it explained to them that, no, real estate is not a good investment in Cyber Nations and you shouldn't just save your cruise missiles "for a rainy day." Furthermore, as I am one of the early players of Cyber Nations, Admin attempted to deceive you all by calling me such an awful term to distract you from his secret agenda. What is that agenda you may ask? It's secret, dummy. Obviously. The New Polar Order declares war against CN Staff. May Barry White have mercy upon your souls, for we will have none. Love, His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) CCC stands with our friends in Polaris and will provide assistance in every capacity. The Crusade begins! Signed, lilweirdward - Chancellor, Other Egregious Meat-based Titles Go Here A1ph40m3ga - His Most Gracious and Glorious Majesty, Supreme Sovereign of Smoked Meats, Grilled Delights, and Barbecue Extravaganzas, Grand Master of the Flame and Commander of the Cookout, King of the Grill, Baron of Brisket, Ruler of Ribs, Lord of Low and Slow Cooking, Highness of Hickory, Oak and Mesquite, Grillmeister Extraordinaire, and Chief Connoisseur of Culinary Charisma. Britishdude - CCC High Councilor of Those Barely Active Enough to Sign Treaties Edited April 6, 2023 by A1ph4 0m3ga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 May Admin have mercy on Admin's soul, for you shall have none? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said: The New Polar Order is a patient alliance, and I am a patient and benevolent emperor. However, even someone as just and kind as I am has their limit. That limit has been reached. We can no longer tolerate the calumnious insults hurled upon my imperial person by Admin, the leader of the so-called "Great Nation," and his alliance "CN Staff." When Admin referred to my imperial personage as a "noob," he cast aspersions upon actual noobs who learn how to play the game properly and don't need it explained to them that, no, real estate is not a good investment in Cyber Nations and you shouldn't just save your cruise missiles "for a rainy day." Furthermore, as I am one of the early players of Cyber Nations, Admin attempted to deceive you all by calling me such an awful term to distract you from his secret agenda. What is that agenda you may ask? It's secret, dummy. Obviously. The New Polar Order declares war against CN Staff. May Barry White have mercy upon your souls, for we will have none. Love, His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello, I'm a Noob Admin says you're a noob? You're a noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 I guess it takes a real noob to try the same thing twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Admin says you're a noob? You're a noob. don't say things you can't take back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, DavidMustaine said: I guess it takes a real noob to try the same thing twice. I feel like you probably drink a lot before you decide it's a good idea to post something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Electron Sponge said: I feel like you probably drink a lot before you decide it's a good idea to post something. Gin and juice over here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, DavidMustaine said: Gin and juice over here that tracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Stewieland III stands with Polaris against the CN Staff scourge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) This is something that I can support. Best of luck in your war against this so-called "Great Nation". So him that Polaris is not an alliance to be trifled with! Edited April 6, 2023 by Smitty256 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 But it's so tiny, is anyone even in range? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 RIP CN Staff. May admin have mercy on your souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 He's kinda right, although I agree with this declaration of war. It has my support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not the Carlton Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: But it's so tiny, is anyone even in range? Might be a metaphorical war at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev0win Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 This is the perfect time for admin to recode himself the Death Star wonder and about a million NS of addons and bring the fight like a real admin! If he dares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Wow, do I get to start the “CN Staff is hiding in peace mode” discourse? I’ve needed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Electron Sponge said: Admin attempted to deceive you all by calling me such an awful term to distract you from his secret agenda. What is that agenda you may ask? It's secret, dummy. Obviously. The world was cold and dark, for the sun did not rise on that fateful day. All the inhabitants of the land lay still during the time that became known as the Great Outage. They waited and hoped. Should the sun rise once more, what glory might await them? For before the Great Outage the land was peaceful and calm. There was hardly a whimper of war or conflict to be spoken of. Should the sun rise again, would it bring about the utopia that they all so seemingly craved? But the one they called Admin knew not only that the sun would rise, but he knew that it was a certainty, for he had information that the others did not possess. And with that knowledge he saw possibilities. While the others awaited a bright new day, he stirred. And while their gentle souls lay calm in that good night, he plotted… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 make the surrender terms to add some new wonders to the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, admin said: The world was cold and dark, for the sun did not rise on that fateful day. All the inhabitants of the land lay still during the time that became known as the Great Outage. They waited and hoped. Should the sun rise once more, what glory might await them? For before the Great Outage the land was peaceful and calm. There was hardly a whimper of war or conflict to be spoken of. Should the sun rise again, would it bring about the utopia that they all so seemingly craved? But the one they called Admin knew not only that the sun would rise, but he knew that it was a certainty, for he had information that the others did not possess. And with that knowledge he saw possibilities. While the others awaited a bright new day, he stirred. And while their gentle souls lay calm in that good night, he plotted… Be still my fluttering heart and quivering loins. Edited April 7, 2023 by W_A_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not the Carlton Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Apparently farting in one’s general direction constitutes a war these days. May the feelings of the combatants not be too grievously injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 I'm all for you infidels getting crushed by the Almighty (not Grub), but this was the poorest blitz ever! Embarrassing. At least the DoW was somewhat entertaining, this rookie Sponge may have some fun potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted April 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 4 hours ago, jerdge said: I'm all for you infidels getting crushed by the Almighty (not Grub), but this was the poorest blitz ever! Embarrassing. At least the DoW was somewhat entertaining, this rookie Sponge may have some fun potential. I'm a real up and comer, maybe one day I will make the big leagues. 8 hours ago, admin said: The world was cold and dark, for the sun did not rise on that fateful day. All the inhabitants of the land lay still during the time that became known as the Great Outage. They waited and hoped. Should the sun rise once more, what glory might await them? For before the Great Outage the land was peaceful and calm. There was hardly a whimper of war or conflict to be spoken of. Should the sun rise again, would it bring about the utopia that they all so seemingly craved? But the one they called Admin knew not only that the sun would rise, but he knew that it was a certainty, for he had information that the others did not possess. And with that knowledge he saw possibilities. While the others awaited a bright new day, he stirred. And while their gentle souls lay calm in that good night, he plotted… People don't ever listen to me until it is too late. Wake up sheeple, the admin menace is upon us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Duck and cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 13 hours ago, admin said: The world was cold and dark, for the sun did not rise on that fateful day. All the inhabitants of the land lay still during the time that became known as the Great Outage. They waited and hoped. Should the sun rise once more, what glory might await them? For before the Great Outage the land was peaceful and calm. There was hardly a whimper of war or conflict to be spoken of. Should the sun rise again, would it bring about the utopia that they all so seemingly craved? But the one they called Admin knew not only that the sun would rise, but he knew that it was a certainty, for he had information that the others did not possess. And with that knowledge he saw possibilities. While the others awaited a bright new day, he stirred. And while their gentle souls lay calm in that good night, he plotted… Admin is an advanced malevolent AI confirmed. Cower before his power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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