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W_A_R

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  1. Death by a thousand cuts.......

  2. I have been in a deep slumber. Unfortunately the slumber did not constitute 'beauty sleep', so wrinkly bags persist in a multitude of places. Can this announcement be seen as a good thing? Lyanna is involved and made the announcement rather appetising, so that is a positive. Asking for one who is both hungry and is seeking to slake his thirst with amber brewed beverage. The bladder may need pre-emptive releasing provided this doesn't occur involuntarily beforehand. It tends to rust the armour. Note to the unwary - corroded chainmail chafes.
  3. Are we dead yet?

  4. While I have a fondness for certain types of molluscs, oysters are where the line is irrevocably drawn. I accept that many friends have secrets of varying perversity, and Rebel Virginia no exception. Oysters should remain forever secret. However, chilli mussels should be celebrated and consumed with fresh crusty bread, slathering of butter and a chilled cheeky rosé.
  5. So, in essence this is a ceasefire for festive season 'festivities'. So leading into Christmas I can confidentially expect that the knocking on my door is carollers (going with the double 'L' here) or similar type well wishers. After New Years I can fully expect the knocking on the door is likely to preceed a burning paper bag or cardboard box on my doorstep, in all likelihood containing some form of faecal matter, potentially 'Doom Dung'. Am I reading this right? Asking for a friend who has allergy to paper bags, cardboard, fire and poop.
  6. You called? Oh, lacks underscore. Carry on, nothing to see here. Continue to roll Velocity. Edit: And my congratulations to all parties involved in this mutual tension releasing passion outburst.
  7. GPA knows peace. <Passes around garlands of daffodils>
  8. Fixed it. I will have you know that it is not whether one 'sucketh', but the quality and classiness in the delivery of the 'suckethness'. One should offer the sucketh with some mediaeval flavour, general bonhomie, fellowship, and lanolin on one's pursed lips.
  9. For this we agree. The Old Codger Alliance appreciates the shared love. Moist heated towels for all!
  10. I suspect TBB is a man of class and fine quality, but gold lamé in a speedo or boyleg brief has its place for a man 'a-callin'.
  11. Not sure if I want the marinade or the first issue featuring polar budgie smugglers. I'm weighing the pros and cons. OOC: Back to work I scurry. Thought I'd pop in to make a token contribution.
  12. Well now, that is a nice list. Many names in there that I have had the pleasure of knowing.
  13. I hear tell that there is a clown car rental doing fantastic business in CN atm.
  14. There is no @Pingu in this announcement, and I had fresh herring on hand. I therefore dispute the veracity of this declaration given his absence.
  15. I expected nothing less than a solid shade of beige, Jerge. Enjoy the spectacle. ps. Have you folk cornered the popcorn market yet?
  16. Welcome to the fray, FAN and @Mackaywarrior. A pleasure to see old friends from the yellow sphere get back to the basics of guns, booze, hookers and blow. Give my regards to @mpol777 should his bourbon pickled soul be still present.
  17. There is cast of heavy hitters on both side of this dispute. As always, the greatest danger for an Alliance is disunity that arises from within. It is unfortunate that matters have escalated to what some may call, a point of no return. The Order of the Black Rose extends its sincerest hopes that Polar soon settles on an even keel during this tumultuous time.
  18. The Old Codgers' Coalition welcomes Ouroboros in dealing with the rotund marsuipal scourge.
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