Congratulations Sauron on your very graceful, well-deserved retirement. You have steered FTW into a very good position, and Godspeed to Velocity, who, based on the name alone, already has...ummm...Godspeed... I mean...right?
There are two kinds of people in this world --- and Dave isn't one of them. Ironically, that doesn't make him any different from the rest of us, with the exception of his terrible posting style.