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W_A_R

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    Vijar
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    Order of the Black Rose
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  1. I once wanted OBR to take on some tech farms protectorates, but sadly this did not go so well. It left some deep scarring that the only salve for which was the kind lapping from my dearly departed destrier, Daffodil the Flatulent. I miss that horse. Her farts were classed as a lethal weapon.
  2. This must be rectified! Just who is protecting Hoo?
  3. Congrats to all involved. Where's the cake and party favours?
  4. Is it just me or do you feel this flag has a 'censored' feel to it? Nice work pixellers.
  5. This is not a valid announcement without Van Hoo signing for both parties.
  6. An interesting pairing. I wonder who the offspring will take after? Congrats.
  7. Fair play to both Alliances. From what I have seen Tankobite will make a fine addition to the NG hierarchy.
  8. Are you sure, sure Hoo is in Kashmir? He has been known to ‘get around’.
  9. Don't worry. NG will put you out to pasture and then have you re-shod.
  10. I like this post, which reflects my view with the exception that it needs to reference myself and OBR. <checks if NG has made Van Hoo an honorary member yet>
  11. I believe there is a NSFW section in the NG Discord for that type of thing, Hoo.
  12. W_A_R levers himself off his nursing home cot, the thin mattress stuffed with hay is now damp with bodily fluids that have seeped through the rough hessian cover. Some of the damp is from W_A_R's involuntary evacuations, others are from spills of the Black Keep's apothacaries and medics, from the regular blood letting and application of leeches. He waves help away, useless as they are, as his chainmail undergarments crack away a thin crust of rust and odious substances. Did I hear someone say 'retirement home'? Piffle! These youngsters think they have it tough. Wait until you until you can't distinguish a bedsore from your dinner. Luxury, NG. Bloody Luxury. Congratulations on your tenth anniversary. May your superannuation be enough to sustain you into your enivitable dotage. W_A_R falls back into his bedding, which embraces the Knight XXI of OBR with a thick moist slurp.
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