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W_A_R

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    Vijar
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    Order of the Black Rose
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  1. Death by a thousand cuts.......

  2. I have been in a deep slumber. Unfortunately the slumber did not constitute 'beauty sleep', so wrinkly bags persist in a multitude of places. Can this announcement be seen as a good thing? Lyanna is involved and made the announcement rather appetising, so that is a positive. Asking for one who is both hungry and is seeking to slake his thirst with amber brewed beverage. The bladder may need pre-emptive releasing provided this doesn't occur involuntarily beforehand. It tends to rust the armour. Note to the unwary - corroded chainmail chafes.
  3. Are we dead yet?

  4. While I have a fondness for certain types of molluscs, oysters are where the line is irrevocably drawn. I accept that many friends have secrets of varying perversity, and Rebel Virginia no exception. Oysters should remain forever secret. However, chilli mussels should be celebrated and consumed with fresh crusty bread, slathering of butter and a chilled cheeky rosé.
  5. So, in essence this is a ceasefire for festive season 'festivities'. So leading into Christmas I can confidentially expect that the knocking on my door is carollers (going with the double 'L' here) or similar type well wishers. After New Years I can fully expect the knocking on the door is likely to preceed a burning paper bag or cardboard box on my doorstep, in all likelihood containing some form of faecal matter, potentially 'Doom Dung'. Am I reading this right? Asking for a friend who has allergy to paper bags, cardboard, fire and poop.
  6. You called? Oh, lacks underscore. Carry on, nothing to see here. Continue to roll Velocity. Edit: And my congratulations to all parties involved in this mutual tension releasing passion outburst.
  7. GPA knows peace. <Passes around garlands of daffodils>
  8. Fixed it. I will have you know that it is not whether one 'sucketh', but the quality and classiness in the delivery of the 'suckethness'. One should offer the sucketh with some mediaeval flavour, general bonhomie, fellowship, and lanolin on one's pursed lips.
  9. For this we agree. The Old Codger Alliance appreciates the shared love. Moist heated towels for all!
  10. I suspect TBB is a man of class and fine quality, but gold lamé in a speedo or boyleg brief has its place for a man 'a-callin'.
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