Claude Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in private. Naturally, this gave us cause to go up their and confront this potential threat and deal with them in the most unexpected of ways. We offered them our hand, and they reciprocated with a fist bump. Now we are brothers! Article 1 The first matter we agreed on was that while we both like to boogie to the beats of MC Rey who honestly isn't that Great, we couldn't get too rowdy while dancing. As a result we came to the mutual agreement that as eskimo brothers, that we would not harm the other and that nothing would get in our way. Article 2 Here is the four one one folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, you just give them a good bottling in order to get them back into line. The gangster that is, after all we AREN'T called Bill or whatever. Article 3 Noting the importance of a clear and concise message, we disregard those notions. Instead, both parties have agreed that clear communication and coordination is essential in maintaining the balance of a healthy business relationship. We might do it through Private Message, we might do it via Discord, we might do it via IRC, we might do it via the back passage. Who knows, but we can double stack the matter and provide information to the other party if we discover information which might be detrimental to both entities. This could be if someone makes a threat, if someone makes a thread, if someone wanted to spy, if somebody wanted to fry or if someone wanted to blackmail us over photos of Claude again. We are watching you, brick wall! Article 4 CLAWS shall erect a full-size replica statue of Steeldor within Randalla. Article 5 There may come a time where we need to place a hit on someone or crash a party we have not been invited to. Fear not, but with the power of the Steeldor, they won't be able to object or complain. Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your polygraph machines, we may be coming to town if we can agree on a time or date because you know... we can't simply cancel on that White Chocolate tasting session. Article 6 We reserve the right to a fair and unequal economical relationship when it comes to fiscal aid, may it be through cash, aid, hookers or nukes. Article 7 If it turns out that somebody acted in a way or a manner that made us feel bad, now that's pretty bad! For after all, those are our feelings, and nobody has the right to break those if we don't want them to. So, first we would say to the other party "No" and then we'd get out of there after the 72 hour deadline had elapsed. Article 8 It was brought to our attention that dying tickles and that the span has declined in the past few years, so we reserve the right to an external audit whenever it is deemed worthwhile. Signatures For CLAWS Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: AL Bundy Minister of Economics: jazzy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim For Doombird Doomcave Lord Emperor: Steeldor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaznawim Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Noice o7 Can't wait to see that Steeldor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Claws, Congratulations on the formalization of friendship. Sincerely, Joseph M. Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Yay! Doombird and Claws together 4 ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Hear Hear! Let's get drunk and party all night to celebrate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Graphics quality control report: Flags present: CHECK Flags appropriately sized? CHECK Flags centered: Not mad, just disappointed. Congrats to all concerned, although a little concerned about that statue placement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Oh No. CLAWS is doomed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Caw caw. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Congratulations on winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathAdder Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Grats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 (edited) The un-holy alliance won No hard feelings? 🤗 Edited June 3, 2019 by Lucius Optimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMK812 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 o/ Doomclaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Canik said: o/ Doomclaws Hello Flag Thief. Enjoying using Non Grata's flag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Hey clod; you know CROBA doesn't have nations in deebeedeesee range rite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Congrats on your new tech farm DBDC and tia for the war aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 On 6/6/2019 at 4:57 AM, Johnny Apocalypse said: Congrats on your new tech farm DBDC and tia for the war aid 6/7/2019 12:44:54 AM "War Aid" Manitobah Ruler: AlgoleiCLAWS Anubia Ruler: Johnny ApocalypseCOBRA $6,000,000 0 Tech 0 Soldiers Approved That was fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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