Heh. That reminds me of a similar joke I know, but it is not very good. Here it goes:
"What do you call an alliance that goes to war unprepared, with only a handful of active nations, no war chests, no organization or coordination, no fighting skill, and no reasonable CB?"
Answer: Kashmir!
Get it? Cause...you know, it's true...and the truth is funny...Idk. I told you it wasn't very good.
Internet porn just not doing it for you anymore, huh? jkjk