Obeseschivulkaschlic Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) A Decree to The Imperial; Every Elesufi child know this story from our ancient past: About how a giant beast king who sits on a mountain of turds climbed down from his throne and ravaged our ancient home. In that hour of darkness, JIM! became prophet Haraldur. He and his small band of faithful men and women urinated on the toes of the king. When the turd king bent over to see why he felt so aroused, they cut the tongue from his mouth. Forcing the king to squeal in pain, cry, and run back to its home to spew red blood all over its mountain of turds. For you see, there is an unspoken praise for the turd king by the mystics in our land, for if he hadn't come and united the anarchists, the Elesufi faith might never have been born. We respect him as much as we can respect the unenlightened powindah Unfortunately, now in our modern times, the descendants of the turd king no longer hold the throne. Their Mountain Kingdom was infected by a fungus that feeds on turds and the power to generate tech and infra with it. They, the fecal munchers, have poisoned their minds causing their minds to decay. Turd mountain people laugh a distorted laugh as they rampage toward our friends... ...our friends at SNX have made contact with them. They report: Like the original kings, their pride is still there. They still wear his silk suits, and they still spout their used car-salesmen rhetoric. One almost doesn’t notice the brown tint that sullies his dignity and teeth.He had been eating his own turds! The monster is desperate. He needs everyone to laugh their distorted laugh or he will be forced to acknowledge he has truly lost. We have no respect for this kind of rotting filthy beast. With genitalia in one hand, we'll wash the turds from his mouth. With scissors in the other, we will make him squeal again.The Libertarian Socialist Federation activates its treaty with SNX and declares war on the New Pacific Order May Elesef have mercy on your soul, for we shall have none. P.S Could you please wait to acknowledge this, everyone is asleep right now. We'll come in the morning.Signed; The Delegates Council of the Libertarian Socialist Federation. Edited November 19, 2014 by Obeseschivulkaschlic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 O/LSF love you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Thanks for having our backs LSF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swag nationale Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Mods lock this joke topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 How come this isn't a DL announcement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 How come this isn't a DL announcement? How come you're old and smell like wicker furniture Let's do this thang, Elesef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Apparently the DL thing isn't really a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 LSF fighting for the side of global stability instead of the side with anarchist. Makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) tonight we ride our sea-warhorses to sea-war against the powindah hordes Edited November 19, 2014 by Anarquista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signor Boredom Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 o/ LSF Praise Elesef Have fun and good luck, guys! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kream Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Welcome to the war LSF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 meanwhile in the Elesufi motherlands the civilian prays to the allmighty one true allmerciful god to guide and protect our warriors from getting too much dung thrown at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Didn't your mother tell you not to run with scissors? Good luck Pacifica, not that I think you'll need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Best of luck Pacifica! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 o/ NPO Let the infidels swim in their own blood... :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frawley Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 lolcommies, see you soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Crush them NPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 holy cow it's Trotsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Alright NPO more casualties! o7 NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Well, this ought t be interesting. props for an amusing DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 holy cow it's Trotsky An angry soul has come back from beyond the grave to see his people through a mighty conflict with the infidels, it is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You're going to get beaten badly, but I know you don't particularly care. All the best, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenk Uygur Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 o/ LSF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyslate Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Better late than never? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 What I get from this thread is "giant beast king". I see that phrase and think of myself. Thanks for posting a thread about me, LSF! P.S. I get it. You've declared on NPO. I wonder if they'll notice. Also, feel free to pass your 1-2 top-tier nations my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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