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On the surface, Planet Bob appears to be a serene and peaceful place. However, do not let appearances fool you. Lurking around in the cyberweb is one of the Planet Bob's most fascinating creatures- a CSN. In this program we will take a look at the life of a CSN and what makes it such a terrific creature.

Its the beginning of the winter season, and a lonely female CSN and her baby cubs are trying to find the last scraps of food before the environment comes to a stand still. Luckily the CSN and her cubs have stored vast reserves of cash during the warmer months in order to hibernate during the winter months.

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As we can see by a random sampling of the CSN population in Planet Bob, each and every CSN is well prepared to enter a deep slumber with its vast reserves.

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Enduring the cold is not the only thing a CSN must be able to do. She also has to defend herself from predators such as the notorious SF Killer Beatle. For this reason, the CSN's have found it beneficial to find safety in numbers. Here we have many CSN's organized into teams to provide for the safety of all.

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But how do the CSN's coordinate their defense, and even their attack, with such massive numbers. Scientists have long been baffled as to how the CSN's communicate with one another. Until now. Indeed it has been found there is a sort of social hierarchy, with the leader, known as a Csn Ultimate Nationalist Teacher, or !@#$ for short. Below the !@#$ are various generals or commanders that serve to carry out her plans and policies.

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(note that the location of each CSN will not be revealed to the public, for fear the poachers will destroy them).

Here we also see another ancient, fail-proof system of coordination should the first method fail.
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It is also interesting to see how the CSN interacts with the other creatures within its environment. Many of them have banded together in symbiotic relationships to ensure mutual survival. They truly are a set of super friends. However, they occasionally do get in quarrels with some of their other friends. It seems there is an interspecies competition between the CSNs and FARKs
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We see another potentially volatile situation as well.

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Yet Combine expertly called their bluff in this so called "war."

And some other crap.

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From time to time we also see that the CSN and her cubs like to engage in playful behavior. The purpose of these playful activities allows the cubs to learn the teachings of their mother such as essential life skills. That includes by and selling tech of course.

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We shall leave the reader with some words of wisdom from the !@#$

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Oh yes, oh yes you do.

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I would like to thank my sources for this splendid information.

/disclaimer: some of the screenshots contain profanity

Edited by Harry Dresden
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[quote name='SpacingOutMan' timestamp='1339097192' post='2978844']
Can't even read leaked logs/forum posts right... I am disappoint.
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I read the logs about being nice to TPF for the Invicta ODP.

However, I know CSN's brilliance.

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[quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1339097559' post='2978850']
I'm all for your right to go on the crazy train, Zoom, but why bring me along for the ride? You're taking away from my bird food budget (for feeding the pigeons near my park bench).
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Would you please stay on topic?

Thank you

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