Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/2WEhx.png[/img][/center] [spoiler][center][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/wjan0m.jpg[/img][/center] On the surface, Planet Bob appears to be a serene and peaceful place. However, do not let appearances fool you. Lurking around in the cyberweb is one of the Planet Bob's most fascinating creatures- a CSN. In this program we will take a look at the life of a CSN and what makes it such a terrific creature. Its the beginning of the winter season, and a lonely female CSN and her baby cubs are trying to find the last scraps of food before the environment comes to a stand still. Luckily the CSN and her cubs have stored vast reserves of cash during the warmer months in order to hibernate during the winter months. [img]http://i.imgur.com/u2ezp.png[/img] As we can see by a random sampling of the CSN population in Planet Bob, each and every CSN is well prepared to enter a deep slumber with its vast reserves. [img]http://i.imgur.com/AA36N.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/0FNjv.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/P6JgV.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Zl60w.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DqWsf.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/z3Uby.png[/img] Enduring the cold is not the only thing a CSN must be able to do. She also has to defend herself from predators such as the notorious SF Killer Beatle. For this reason, the CSN's have found it beneficial to find safety in numbers. Here we have many CSN's organized into teams to provide for the safety of all. [img]http://i.imgur.com/n2tgI.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/aYnPk.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ahHHJ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qp6hT.png[/img] But how do the CSN's coordinate their defense, and even their attack, with such massive numbers. Scientists have long been baffled as to how the CSN's communicate with one another. Until now. Indeed it has been found there is a sort of social hierarchy, with the leader, known as a Csn Ultimate Nationalist Teacher, or !@#$ for short. Below the !@#$ are various generals or commanders that serve to carry out her plans and policies. [img]http://i.imgur.com/yKOjR.png[/img] (note that the location of each CSN will not be revealed to the public, for fear the poachers will destroy them). Here we also see another ancient, fail-proof system of coordination should the first method fail. [img]http://i.imgur.com/N95UI.png[/img] It is also interesting to see how the CSN interacts with the other creatures within its environment. Many of them have banded together in symbiotic relationships to ensure mutual survival. They truly are a set of super friends. However, they occasionally do get in quarrels with some of their other friends. It seems there is an interspecies competition between the CSNs and FARKs [img]http://i.imgur.com/aI1Rn.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Pscbr.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/LN3Sm.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/CdM7X.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/lQhxO.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qzLax.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/3QqML.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wS9YQ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/aPnZc.png[/img] We see another potentially volatile situation as well. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hEOL1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/51JIa.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x7zYe.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6WsPV.png[/IMG] Yet Combine expertly called their bluff in this so called "war." And some other crap. [img]http://i.imgur.com/aXdWG.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wrMLF.png[/img] From time to time we also see that the CSN and her cubs like to engage in playful behavior. The purpose of these playful activities allows the cubs to learn the teachings of their mother such as essential life skills. That includes by and selling tech of course. [img]http://i.imgur.com/PuduZ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/sV0vc.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/l2pcw.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7yihs.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/V8Dwa.png[/img] We shall leave the reader with some words of wisdom from the !@#$ [img]http://i.imgur.com/Pfjsn.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/doGku.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/k8Kgb.png[/img] Oh yes, oh yes you do. [/spoiler] I would like to thank my sources for this splendid information. /disclaimer: some of the screenshots contain profanity Edited June 10, 2012 by Harry Dresden Mod edit: Added disclaimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Awwww, why not go for the logs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 log drops, i've missed these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 lol, good stuff. oh and Liz, NSO has hated CSN for a long time. also you still owe me tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 zoom I am [i]very [/i]disappointed in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 We aim to entertain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Thank you, my wonderful master zoom. A great read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domingo the Honored Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 You are one of the most beautiful people who has ever lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikita Ilyich Lenin Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Wow, and I thought was happened to us today was bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 OMG zoom u r so dishrnrable postin an spyin wtf man leav CnS alone. N u, NSO! OMG! HOW CULD U I M GONA SPEEK 2 RAYVON ABOUT THES SHENANIGANS. No, really though, 10/10 post I loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 TPF-CSN will never happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 [quote name='TimLee' timestamp='1339096640' post='2978841'] TPF-CSN will never happen. [/quote] Can't even read leaked logs/forum posts right... I am disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 This is outstanding. CSN reminds the world of why GOD is incredibly detestable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Thank Admin we don't post anything too good on these forums. OOC: Also, thanks for blocking out the numbers/e-mails and the like. Leaking logs and war chests are one thing, but numbers would be entirely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 [quote name='SpacingOutMan' timestamp='1339097192' post='2978844'] Can't even read leaked logs/forum posts right... I am disappoint. [/quote] I read the logs about being nice to TPF for the Invicta ODP. However, I know CSN's brilliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywall Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 My favorite line, Military check run in ASAP. Defcon at 3, we're going to war. Almost sig worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) I'm all for your right to go on the crazy train, Zoom, but why bring me along for the ride? You're taking away from my bird food budget (for feeding the pigeons near my park bench). Edit: and why CSN? Edited June 7, 2012 by Duncan King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyas Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Poor FARK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Brandon Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 This was simple exquisite Zoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Came in here for a show, did not disappoint on so many levels and Europa got mentioned. Bravo, bravo and a round of applause to you in that order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 [quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1339097559' post='2978850'] I'm all for your right to go on the crazy train, Zoom, but why bring me along for the ride? You're taking away from my bird food budget (for feeding the pigeons near my park bench). [/quote] Would you please stay on topic? Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Interesting, I had no idea things were so strained between GOD/FARK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 so... liz doesn't expect alliance govs to inform each other whats going on? sounds like a recipe for crappy government communication amongst each other imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 This should earn you enough Fungus Points to rogue Deinos again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikita Ilyich Lenin Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 [quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1339098487' post='2978860'] This should earn you enough Fungus Points to rogue Deinos again [/quote] I would like to redeem my fungus points to have NG rolled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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