Van Hoo X Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 Wait. Oysters are gross. I am officially no longer torn on this matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 (edited) While I have a fondness for certain types of molluscs, oysters are where the line is irrevocably drawn. I accept that many friends have secrets of varying perversity, and Rebel Virginia no exception. Oysters should remain forever secret. However, chilli mussels should be celebrated and consumed with fresh crusty bread, slathering of butter and a chilled cheeky rosé. Edited February 19, 2023 by W_A_R typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 Official Statement from the CCC, specifically AO. CCC stands by FAIL in this decision. Should this bivalve conflict rise to blows, CCC will fight alongside RV. May those who love the mollusks, especially chargrilled with parmesan cheese and butter, unite against the travesty of NG’s poor food tastes. AO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 6 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: Wait. Oysters are gross. I am officially no longer torn on this matter. I knew I hated you the least. :bongocatpat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 This is the 8th Civil War NG has found itself in since I joined and, while I usually love war, I must say that I'll remain neutral in this one, because I don't feel strongly leaning to either side. May the best ideology win this war and reunite NG after the bloodshed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 (edited) On 2/18/2023 at 1:28 AM, Electron Sponge said: OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE NEW POLAR ORDER EMERGENCY ALERT OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE NEW POLAR ORDER This is electron sponge, the emperor your friend. We do not support any sort of snot or snot-related sort of foods, that includes oysters and clams and other forms of shellfish. We prefer land beasts like polar bears and Pacificans I love you electron sponge E tu, Sponge? This madness goes further than I feared. Still, I am reassured by the support of CCC. There was never any doubt in my mind where they would stand on this most important matter. And for those still on the fence, members of Non Grata leadership have also expressed disgust at crab as food. If you should doubt this I can provide evidence of their continued poor sense of taste. Edited February 19, 2023 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said: members of Non Grata leadership have also express disgust at crab as food That's it! Tonight we march to war! Sad to have to fight those I've called brothers and sisters, sad we have turned at each other's throats, sad these events are unfolding. But Strodemia cannot stand idly while anyone, even NG leadership, slanders crab's name as food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Cydonian Knight said: That's it! Tonight we march to war! Sad to have to fight those I've called brothers and sisters, sad we have turned at each other's throats, sad these events are unfolding. But Strodemia cannot stand idly while anyone, even NG leadership, slanders crab's name as food hey! i think crab is great. Crab Rangoon is god tier. Krabs is the one who doesn't like crab!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lyanna Mormont said: hey! i think crab is great. Crab Rangoon is god tier. Krabs is the one who doesn't like crab!! So, you do not deny that the government of Non Grata is comprised of individuals who have committed crimes against good taste? Edited February 20, 2023 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) Death to bivalve molluscs! Be they raw, breaded and deep fried, or made into a stew! May they and their crustacean 'brethren' suffer the eternal Hell of lemon, butter, garlic or whichever garnish is appropriate to the occasion! [OOC]And yes, to be clear, as someone who spent the first six years of his life in Nova Scotia, I have it in for lobsters as well.[/OOC] Edited February 20, 2023 by kingzog Lobster, man. With garlic butter? Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 2/18/2023 at 2:42 AM, One Eighty Two said: I learned today that the mods really don’t like Mogar. 🤪 I don't like Oysters but RV is free to eat what he wants, as long as it is not right next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 14 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said: So, you do not deny that the government of Non Grata is comprised of individuals who have committed crimes against good taste? Sir, I do not deny it, I delight in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 16 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said: hey! i think crab is great. Crab Rangoon is god tier. Krabs is the one who doesn't like crab!! To be fair, crab Rangoon is delicious. However I have a hard time promoting cannibalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) Oysters are disgusting, but I'm unsure which side this puts me on in this conflict so I'm just going to nuke everybody. Starting with @Van Hoo X. Edited February 20, 2023 by firingline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 6 hours ago, firingline said: Oysters are disgusting, but I'm unsure which side this puts me on in this conflict It puts you on the correct side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 9 hours ago, firingline said: Oysters are disgusting, but I'm unsure which side this puts me on in this conflict so I'm just going to nuke everybody. Starting with @Van Hoo X. This I approve of. Though, I am now hearing that NG is anti-crab. I feel that I am once again torn. If it turns out that we are also anti-shrimp, then I am submitting my application to FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 2/18/2023 at 12:47 AM, Caustic said: Oysters are disturbing and disgusting and I will not be amending or retracting my statement. Be an adult and put some horseradish on it 10 hours ago, kerschbs said: To be fair, crab Rangoon is delicious. However I have a hard time promoting cannibalism. This is true, the first part anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: This I approve of. Though, I am now hearing that NG is anti-crab. I feel that I am once again torn. If it turns out that we are also anti-shrimp, then I am submitting my application to FAIL. Join NATO instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhizoctonia Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 2/19/2023 at 2:38 PM, Rebel Virginia said: , members of Non Grata leadership have also expressed disgust at crab as food. If you should doubt this I can provide evidence of their continued poor sense of taste. Well I guess it's time to put in my resignation...you can't disgrace Crab like that, not from this Blue Crab Lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchboy00 Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 2/19/2023 at 1:38 PM, Rebel Virginia said: E tu, Sponge? This madness goes further than I feared. Still, I am reassured by the support of CCC. There was never any doubt in my mind where they would stand on this most important matter. And for those still on the fence, members of Non Grata leadership have also expressed disgust at crab as food. If you should doubt this I can provide evidence of their continued poor sense of taste. crab rangoon being the exception i would hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 6 hours ago, firingline said: Join NATO instead. ... they do have dibs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 2/19/2023 at 8:38 PM, Rebel Virginia said: [...] I can provide evidence of their continued poor sense of taste. What about their sense of smell? I'm not sure about the reports I've read about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 19 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: This I approve of. Though, I am now hearing that NG is anti-crab. I feel that I am once again torn. If it turns out that we are also anti-shrimp, then I am submitting my application to FAIL. Only Krab is anti-crab because I think he doesn't want to eat his own. Shrimp are god tier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 21 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: ... they do have dibs. Apparently they seek too high a ransom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 On 2/20/2023 at 2:07 PM, firingline said: Oysters are disgusting, but I'm unsure which side this puts me on in this conflict so I'm just going to nuke everybody. Starting with @Van Hoo X. See what you have done, @Lyanna Mormont? You are now of the same mind as Firingline, and he is an idiot. I do not care that he is now allied to Non Grata. If anything, that only reinforces my point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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