TheBigBad

I am The Big Bad and I approve this message. I look forward to the day the ES is made viceroy of Pacifica as and officially declares its Polaris Red Team colony. Also, I am really tired of all these damn hurricanes and its effects on my homeowner's insurance.

I now pass my judgement. The Cat guy fake surrendered; the GPS guys knew it lying to allies about what was up. So, the Cat guy should be declared a rogue and smashed by all the alliances that were lied to. GPS should be tossed aside by any alliance it was a part of it lying to. (Now I have no idea is this totally screws whatever side of the Web I am on but, well I am too lazy to find out anything more about Cat Man and GPS and who they side up with.) This is my judgement in this, the year of our Admin 17. So let it be written so let be done.

I know you. How are you?

Excellent. So begins the final annihilation of the lifeform known as Man. Um.... just ignore that last part.

The Best Pasta in my opinion is a good simple chicken alfredo or I also enjoy a creamy lobster or shrimp pasta. As for the state of current zeitgeist? I am ok with most of the green stuff and done with the pandemic. II do not need tech my nation just came back from the dead. Some other things to note. The best Sangria I ever had was on a Spanish Air Force base that we had to stop at for some kind of mechanical issue coming back from the Kingdom. When my wife is out of town on business, I live almost exclusively off of Door Dash. I have two friends in Hollywood one is a FX producer in huge films the other is an "actor" in some the lowest budget films you can find. When I got married half my groomsmen got deployed and I had to sub in civilians. My favorite ride at Magic Kingdom is the Haunted Mansion followed closely by the Pirates.

And then you wake. Turns out you spent your splendid evening with the Dyson. Again.

Is this the date that loved shopping? Did he spend to much on your date or something?

The lady (or gentleman) doth protest too much, me thinks. Also, I am not sure staking somebody as they shop counts as a date but, good on you.

First you say you came in my path now you are talking about sucking. And I am flattered but, I am married. Also, if you happen to be a guy, I am straight. Sorry. I am sure you will find somebody someday. Now, I am going to enjoy the venti Iced caramel macchiato with soy my wife just brought me in hopes I would not ask how much she spent shopping. It is a pretty safe bet she has a purse in that costs more than a Dyson. If you ever get a date make sure they do not love shopping.

You get semi raw hot dogs or over cooked hamburgers. What kind of fancy cook out do you think this is?

Sometimes my fans get a little too excited.

For you, the day The Big Bad graced your post was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Sunday.

Thanks buddy.

That is pretty cool you are keeping a file on me. A little creepy sure but, I get it, people love the Bad Man. I guess it must be pretty cool for you to being speaking to me. Are you new? Anyway, for your file you also should know the following things. I love those hot dogs they have in Denmark, the furthest east I have ever been is Pakistan and West is Hawaii, I enjoy a good pizza, I like wiener dogs, I am a big horror movie fan, my favorite park a Disney World is EPCOT, Fall is my favorite season and Halloween my favorite holiday. Also, I do not like the beach. Thanks for being a fan. Love TBB

I live by the beach not the swamp. If I lived by the swamp my home and flood insurance would not be so high. And my dogs would be dodging gators instead pale tourists on golf carts. I like my oysters raw with tabasco. Thanks for asking.