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Argent, CLAWS, DBDC, DS, DT, DW, EO, GATO, GLoF, IRON, KoRT, NBO, NPO, ODN, Ouroboros, PGS, TKTB, VE, and WWF hereby enter a state of white peace with CCC, CRAP, FAIL, FAN, Fark, FTW, Kashmir, The Legion, MHA, MONGOLS, NATO, NG, NoR, NpO, OBR, OG, Ouroboros, RIA, Sparta, and TLR.

 

The signatories agree not to declare new wars against one another after December 17, 2022. Existing wars will be fought until expiration unless both participants agree to an early peace. All wars must be concluded by December 25, 2022.

 

Signed:

 

Argent
Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent
trimm, Regent and Curmudgeon at Large
Legatus, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Clown Appreciator
Mister Greed, Minister of Finance and Certified Kindergartener
iamthey, Minister of War, Lasagna, and Clown
IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs and Humanoid Spaceship
Janax, Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications

 

CLAWS
White Chocolate, Senator
Tevron, Current Authoritarian, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy
Jazzy, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts, Coder of Clawsbot
Magical Muslim, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wolf Man, Shredder of Internal Affairs


The Dark Templar
Bob, Triumvir
Sarkin, Triumvir
Starcraftmazter, Triumvir

 

Doom Squad
Lord Hershey, The Anointed

 

Doom Wolves
Al Bundy, Future Leader of NG 
Admiral Alexander, Heir to the Bundy fortune

 

DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE
Dagny Taggart, EmperorBird III

 

The Ethereal Opposition
Jonyk56 of Ender Dominica, Emperor

 

Global Alliance and Treaty Organization
Kilo, Assembly Chairperson,
Levon, Deputy Assembly Chairperson,
On behalf of the General Assembly


The Grand Lodge Of Freemasons
Monkeybum, Grand Master
Mahmah, Extra Grand Super-Chancellor-Intendent

 

Independent Republic of Orange Nations
Blade 619, President, IRON Councilor
The Warrior, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor
Darkfox, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor
Hertt, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor
Captain Crozier, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor

 

Knights of the Round Table
Knights of the Grail, Knight-King

 

New Pacific Order
Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order and Prophet of Orion
Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order
Death Adder, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order
Emperor Ice, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order
Synyster Gates, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order
Tebeat, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order

 

Orange Defense Network
OsRavan, Triumvir
Franzi, Triumvir
Pheren, Triumvir

 

Ouroboros
Johnny Apocalypse, Resident Dumbass

 

Post Grunge Supergroup
Master Hakai, band manager
Jason8, assistant to the band manager
Serberus, talent acquisition specialist
Ninja R, security manager
Bert, accounting consultant
SirWilliam, founding frontman

 

The Killer Turtle Brigade
Neforatu, Turtle Overlord
BMTH, Grand Turrtle

 

Viridian Entente
Lieutenant Yenroh, Lord of the Entente
Azure, Duke of the Entente
Samwise, Secretary of Defense
Bdiah, Secretary of Economics

 

World Wombat Federation
Enrage, the Tribal Chief

 

 

Herogasm:

 

Federation of Armed Nations:
FAN Head Tattle-Taler and Senator - Mackay Warrior 

 

Signed for the New Polar Order:
His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello

 

Dajobo, Imperial Regent
AlmightyGrub, Imperator Emeritus
EaTeMuP, Imperator Emeritus
RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor for Trains
tenbob, Minister of Peace
Quantum Leap, Minister of Truth
JayMillz, Minister of Plenty
Tharu, Minister of Love
Dendarii Federation, Deputy Minister of Peace
Pentix, Deputy Minister of Plenty
73MPL4R, Deputy Minister of Love 

 

Signed for MONGOLS,
- Nashorn of Nashornstan
- Black Sheep of Death from Above 82
- SeaBeeGipson of Denton

 

Signed for Non Grata:
Lyanna, Sugar & Violence
Kerschbs, Closet Democrat
Lenin, The Milkman
Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch
weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again
Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz
Caustic, Pope of Non Grata
Stewie, Master of the NG Senate

 

Signed for Old Guard
Arminius 
Triumvir

 

Signed for NATO
Devo - Triumvar
Warden - Triumvar
SteelersFan - Triumvar
LennyNKarl - Chief Justice, Royal King of NATO

 

FTW

King - Dark Lord Sauron, The All-Seeing Monarch
Hand of The King - Pjk11, the sentient Taco
Regent - Velocity, only in charge sometimes, probably 

Council of Lords
Lord of State - Velocity, who’s fault it always is.
Lord of War - CodArk2, Autocorrect Expect
Lord of Economic Affairs - Bowlzahoy, definitely not a second robot
Lord of Internal Affairs - Smitty, Alliance Archivist, Master Wiki Editor, & Lord of GIFs

 

RIA
~ brian, Imperial Potentate, Dovahkiin, Tsar of All Creation, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat, King of Clout, Pokemon Bolder Badge Holder
Croix - ShadowSlayer's boss and/or internal something
im317, Cactimus Prime, Former Elder of PotD, Forger of Shadow's signature, Former Maroon Trade Czar, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog
~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
--cctmsp13 - somehow still viceroy

 

OBR
Sir Winslow - Resident Grump

 

Ouroboros
Johnny Apocalypse, Resident Dumbass

 

Signed for Fark
One Eighty Two
Submitter
905
Squirrel
TF Council
BozDaBoz - Speaker
Arcane
SlickJohnson
DRI
Yak - Speaker Emeritus

 

NoR
Oro
Zemo
Melos
Dragster
Brett
Dan
TC
Trebs
Seagram
Clayton 
Judson
Yuurei
Uber
Assimo
The Redneck
Puli Banks
Zog

 

Signed for Mostly Harmless Alliance
Doogan - Triumvir
Nishiyoshi - Triumvir
Qldvespanut - Triumvir
Einer - Minister of No Responsibilities, Only War

 

Signed for Sparta
Tim - King of Sparta
Whitetigger - King of Sparta
Alfonso IV - Antibasilus

 

Signed for Christian Coalition of Countries

CCC High Council:
lilweirdward; Chancellor, Other Egregious Titles Go Here
Alph40m3ga; His Grand Majesty, God-Emperor and Lord Protector of the CCC, First and Last of His Name, Beginning and the End, Keeper of Paradisia, Paragon of the Old Ways, Imperator of Justice, Patriarch of Truth, FTW Admin, NG High Gov, Killer of Turtles, Merger of Worlds, and CCC High Councilor
Swagjuice; Immortal Emperor of the CCC

 

Signed for Kashmir:
Armen, Goodest NG spai boi and lover of the krab

 

Signed for The Legion:
Xineoph, Imperator of The Legion, Co-Leader of {M~M}, Host of Radio Free Zerg
Lord Windmark, Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs, TzarRob's Girl
deathbiter, Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs
killer04, Shadow Government
Watcher, 🥔
TzarRob, VC of Defense & Foreign Affairs, Noodle of the FSM, Lord Windmark's Daddy

 

The Last Remnents:
Super Aunt Elorian
That Bingo Guy Hombre
She With Dogs And Cats Kestral

 

Signed for CRAP:
liltrekkie - Destroyer of pixels, Savior of Zort, World's most interesting dude, Lord Dankey Kang himself
Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP; Almighty Lord Buddha; Ambiguous Italian Plumber
Champcardon - Triumvirate; He's the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude 

 

 

Edited by jerdge
added line breaks for Oculus's side too, other beyond-last-minute fixes
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«Three fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky,
Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone,
Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight,
One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne,
In the Land of Peace, where the Nukes die.

One Scheme to Rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them,
One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them!
In the Land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.»

 

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slightly less Vogonish now - only slightly
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Very fun war! I'm proud of DT for finishing third in net damage, and I'm proud of our allies for what they've accomplished. It was a wonderful feeling to shake off the cobwebs; it's time to leave the retirement home behind us.

 

Shouting out my top five favorite opponents:

 

- Charr (Fark)
- Codopia (Fark)
- The Tannhauser Gate (FTW)
- Wippeli (FTW)
- lonabis (NATO)

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14 minutes ago, jerdge said:

«Three war fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky,
Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone,
Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight,
One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne,
In the land of Peace, where the Nukes die.

One Scheme to rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them,
One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them.
In the land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.»

also Merry Christmas, Jerdge

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11 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

First "peace in our time" post

 

Let's do it all again next year, friends ❤️

 

I'm on board, with the clarification that "next year" is in 15 days.

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35 minutes ago, jerdge said:

«Three war fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky,
Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone,
Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight,
One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne,
In the land of Peace, where the Nukes die.

One Scheme to rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them,
One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them.
In the land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.»

 

Nice touch and thanks for staying true to the neu(tral).

 

18 minutes ago, Einer said:

 

I'm on board, with the clarification that "next year" is in 15 days.

 

Believe me, I'm trying. Climbing that board was exhilarating.

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