jerdge Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 (edited) Argent, CLAWS, DBDC, DS, DT, DW, EO, GATO, GLoF, IRON, KoRT, NBO, NPO, ODN, Ouroboros, PGS, TKTB, VE, and WWF hereby enter a state of white peace with CCC, CRAP, FAIL, FAN, Fark, FTW, Kashmir, The Legion, MHA, MONGOLS, NATO, NG, NoR, NpO, OBR, OG, Ouroboros, RIA, Sparta, and TLR. The signatories agree not to declare new wars against one another after December 17, 2022. Existing wars will be fought until expiration unless both participants agree to an early peace. All wars must be concluded by December 25, 2022. Signed: Argent Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent trimm, Regent and Curmudgeon at Large Legatus, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Clown Appreciator Mister Greed, Minister of Finance and Certified Kindergartener iamthey, Minister of War, Lasagna, and Clown IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs and Humanoid Spaceship Janax, Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications CLAWS White Chocolate, Senator Tevron, Current Authoritarian, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy Jazzy, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts, Coder of Clawsbot Magical Muslim, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Wolf Man, Shredder of Internal Affairs The Dark Templar Bob, Triumvir Sarkin, Triumvir Starcraftmazter, Triumvir Doom Squad Lord Hershey, The Anointed Doom Wolves Al Bundy, Future Leader of NG Admiral Alexander, Heir to the Bundy fortune DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE Dagny Taggart, EmperorBird III The Ethereal Opposition Jonyk56 of Ender Dominica, Emperor Global Alliance and Treaty Organization Kilo, Assembly Chairperson, Levon, Deputy Assembly Chairperson, On behalf of the General Assembly The Grand Lodge Of Freemasons Monkeybum, Grand Master Mahmah, Extra Grand Super-Chancellor-Intendent Independent Republic of Orange Nations Blade 619, President, IRON Councilor The Warrior, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor Darkfox, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Hertt, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor Captain Crozier, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor Knights of the Round Table Knights of the Grail, Knight-King New Pacific Order Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order and Prophet of Orion Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Death Adder, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order Emperor Ice, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order Synyster Gates, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order Tebeat, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order Orange Defense Network OsRavan, Triumvir Franzi, Triumvir Pheren, Triumvir Ouroboros Johnny Apocalypse, Resident Dumbass Post Grunge Supergroup Master Hakai, band manager Jason8, assistant to the band manager Serberus, talent acquisition specialist Ninja R, security manager Bert, accounting consultant SirWilliam, founding frontman The Killer Turtle Brigade Neforatu, Turtle Overlord BMTH, Grand Turrtle Viridian Entente Lieutenant Yenroh, Lord of the Entente Azure, Duke of the Entente Samwise, Secretary of Defense Bdiah, Secretary of Economics World Wombat Federation Enrage, the Tribal Chief Herogasm: Federation of Armed Nations: FAN Head Tattle-Taler and Senator - Mackay Warrior Signed for the New Polar Order: His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello Dajobo, Imperial Regent AlmightyGrub, Imperator Emeritus EaTeMuP, Imperator Emeritus RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor for Trains tenbob, Minister of Peace Quantum Leap, Minister of Truth JayMillz, Minister of Plenty Tharu, Minister of Love Dendarii Federation, Deputy Minister of Peace Pentix, Deputy Minister of Plenty 73MPL4R, Deputy Minister of Love Signed for MONGOLS, - Nashorn of Nashornstan - Black Sheep of Death from Above 82 - SeaBeeGipson of Denton Signed for Non Grata: Lyanna, Sugar & Violence Kerschbs, Closet Democrat Lenin, The Milkman Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz Caustic, Pope of Non Grata Stewie, Master of the NG Senate Signed for Old Guard Arminius Triumvir Signed for NATO Devo - Triumvar Warden - Triumvar SteelersFan - Triumvar LennyNKarl - Chief Justice, Royal King of NATO FTW King - Dark Lord Sauron, The All-Seeing Monarch Hand of The King - Pjk11, the sentient Taco Regent - Velocity, only in charge sometimes, probably Council of Lords Lord of State - Velocity, who’s fault it always is. Lord of War - CodArk2, Autocorrect Expect Lord of Economic Affairs - Bowlzahoy, definitely not a second robot Lord of Internal Affairs - Smitty, Alliance Archivist, Master Wiki Editor, & Lord of GIFs RIA ~ brian, Imperial Potentate, Dovahkiin, Tsar of All Creation, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat, King of Clout, Pokemon Bolder Badge Holder Croix - ShadowSlayer's boss and/or internal something im317, Cactimus Prime, Former Elder of PotD, Forger of Shadow's signature, Former Maroon Trade Czar, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog ~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos --cctmsp13 - somehow still viceroy OBR Sir Winslow - Resident Grump Ouroboros Johnny Apocalypse, Resident Dumbass Signed for Fark One Eighty Two Submitter 905 Squirrel TF Council BozDaBoz - Speaker Arcane SlickJohnson DRI Yak - Speaker Emeritus NoR Oro Zemo Melos Dragster Brett Dan TC Trebs Seagram Clayton Judson Yuurei Uber Assimo The Redneck Puli Banks Zog Signed for Mostly Harmless Alliance Doogan - Triumvir Nishiyoshi - Triumvir Qldvespanut - Triumvir Einer - Minister of No Responsibilities, Only War Signed for Sparta Tim - King of Sparta Whitetigger - King of Sparta Alfonso IV - Antibasilus Signed for Christian Coalition of Countries CCC High Council: lilweirdward; Chancellor, Other Egregious Titles Go Here Alph40m3ga; His Grand Majesty, God-Emperor and Lord Protector of the CCC, First and Last of His Name, Beginning and the End, Keeper of Paradisia, Paragon of the Old Ways, Imperator of Justice, Patriarch of Truth, FTW Admin, NG High Gov, Killer of Turtles, Merger of Worlds, and CCC High Councilor Swagjuice; Immortal Emperor of the CCC Signed for Kashmir: Armen, Goodest NG spai boi and lover of the krab Signed for The Legion: Xineoph, Imperator of The Legion, Co-Leader of {M~M}, Host of Radio Free Zerg Lord Windmark, Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs, TzarRob's Girl deathbiter, Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs killer04, Shadow Government Watcher, 🥔 TzarRob, VC of Defense & Foreign Affairs, Noodle of the FSM, Lord Windmark's Daddy The Last Remnents: Super Aunt Elorian That Bingo Guy Hombre She With Dogs And Cats Kestral Signed for CRAP: liltrekkie - Destroyer of pixels, Savior of Zort, World's most interesting dude, Lord Dankey Kang himself Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP; Almighty Lord Buddha; Ambiguous Italian Plumber Champcardon - Triumvirate; He's the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude Edited December 17, 2022 by jerdge added line breaks for Oculus's side too, other beyond-last-minute fixes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted December 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 (edited) «Three fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky, Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone, Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight, One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne, In the Land of Peace, where the Nukes die. One Scheme to Rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them, One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them! In the Land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.» Edited December 17, 2022 by jerdge slightly less Vogonish now - only slightly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 As Viceroy of the Orange Defense Network, I approve of the ODN's surrender in this proceeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 First "peace in our time" post Let's do it all again next year, friends ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Very fun war! I'm proud of DT for finishing third in net damage, and I'm proud of our allies for what they've accomplished. It was a wonderful feeling to shake off the cobwebs; it's time to leave the retirement home behind us. Shouting out my top five favorite opponents: - Charr (Fark) - Codopia (Fark) - The Tannhauser Gate (FTW) - Wippeli (FTW) - lonabis (NATO) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfox Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 I for one am thankful that the great and powerful jerdge has allowed us to have peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Getting jerdge to post this is absolutely awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Congrats everyone on peace! 😄Bruh, my casualties ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 The Neutral Menace declares an end to war! We shall oblige. Enjoy your Christmas present Hegemony! o/ to all our friends who made this war one of the best o/ RFD and our puppet master NG for orchestrating this entire war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, jerdge said: «Three war fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky, Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone, Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight, One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne, In the land of Peace, where the Nukes die. One Scheme to rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them, One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them. In the land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.» also Merry Christmas, Jerdge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Thank you, jerdge. We should rename this planet to jerdge in honor of your sacrifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 June 25, 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einer Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, lilweirdward said: First "peace in our time" post Let's do it all again next year, friends ❤️ I'm on board, with the clarification that "next year" is in 15 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KameraadLenin Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: oh my god lmfao your woodland critters are a menace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Life finds a way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, MasterChief said: June 25, 2023. June 25, 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasuki Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 jerdge posting this was indeed a nice touch. Damn neutral menace always meddling in our affairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, KameraadLenin said: oh my god lmfao your woodland critters are a menace you're a woodland critter ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KameraadLenin Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: you're a woodland critter ❤️ thats pretty meta tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Happy Holidays! Can't wait for next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nishiyoshi_mha Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 35 minutes ago, jerdge said: «Three war fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky, Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone, Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight, One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne, In the land of Peace, where the Nukes die. One Scheme to rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them, One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them. In the land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.» Nice touch and thanks for staying true to the neu(tral). 18 minutes ago, Einer said: I'm on board, with the clarification that "next year" is in 15 days. Believe me, I'm trying. Climbing that board was exhilarating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KameraadLenin Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 fleece in our grime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 I'd like 2 more declares on me today... Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dendarii Federation Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Peace in our time. Long live the renewed friendships that were made along the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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